>mfw americans put ketchup in their shoes
Mfw americans put ketchup in their shoes
Wyatt Davis
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Aiden Allen
Only for sunday dinners.
Carson Barnes
It's comfy.
Caleb Myers
>mfw americans put redcups in their buttered coffee
Gavin Myers
>he doesn't have ketchup in his shoes
>he doesn't have the ability to enhance his meals at every time and place
Are you dumb or something?
Daniel Allen
>mfw americans refrigerate their toilet paper
Luke Walker
NO WE DON'T
STOP LYING
STOP SPREADING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
Angel Ramirez
No, we put ketchup on our feet!
Mason Perez
STOP STOP STOP
STOP YOU ASSHOLES STOP SPREADIGN LIES WE DON'T REFRIDGERATE OUR TOILTE PAPER ONLY OUR BABYWIPES
SOTP
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Carson Rogers
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Hunter Edwards
No guns for u.
Julian Watson
>americans use pure lard to lubricate their condoms.
Jordan Ross
My gf likes it.
pic related my fat american gf
David Collins
>Some states had to create laws to prevent cousin marriage in US.
Alexander Anderson
Dan "get her in the van' Schneider had something to do with this, didn't he..?
Brody Johnson
I'm noticing a fuck ton of blue there brazil, it just seems like we have morals.
Josiah Murphy
I totally read that as cuisine marriage.
Sebastian Wright
Americans refrigerate toilet paper?
Josiah Nguyen
We don't have a problem with it. So we don't even lost time creating laws to forbid it.
Imagine a country where no steal shit. Why make it illegal if no one is doing it?
Charles Hughes
Lmao you seriously don't?
Nicholas Moore
Makes the paper stronger.
Adam Miller
Summing some info.
Due the small amount of slaves in some regions, they had being forced to bread between them selfs. This is the biggest reason why we can control most of our population.
They are literally retarded due inbreeding. Our niggers have one of the lowers IQs in the world. They are not fit for anything that is not carry weight and do repetitive jobs.
>his country did not breed perfect slaves for the last 400 years...
Ethan Parker
...
Eli Campbell
Yes, niggers do this.
We don't care. Perfect slave work force.
Due consanguineous diseases, they don't even live until elder age. Se we don't need to pay pensions to them.
People forget that Imperial Brazil was in the cut edge of eugenics for centuries.
Juan Ward
So what happened to freedom then?
David Kelly
Yeah and then we take it out when we need to shit, it increases thickness, and toughness. Plus who doesn't like to feel a nice cold touch on their butthole?
Dominic Evans
It cools their anuses after a sharting session
Dylan Gomez
this is the only one i'm guilty of
Zachary Flores
>mfw Americans ACTUALLY refrigerate their fucking toilet paper
Adrian Baker
>mfw non-americans don't like cold, fresh TP
Nicholas Myers
You're not guilty of anything, it's just a good practice that more people should try!
Landon Wood
Try it user, you won't regret it.
Adam Hernandez
>1-4% in Canada
This is what happens when we let Asians with their incest fetishes be the majority.
Eli Kelly
How can people deny this guy is a pervert?
Brayden Campbell
>mfw americans use shopping carts at the grocery store
Lmao
Adam Wilson
DUDE SHUT UP THAT'S NOT... oh. Wait.
Fair enough.
Bentley Sanchez
Americans are fat lmao
Dylan Nguyen
This is just too good to be true
Cameron Wright
whoa
Luke Perry
What the fuck this is actually true
David Collins
Not really. Majority of us don't do it.
Brody Sanders
you ok?
Benjamin Barnes
Stop lying i know you do
Nicholas Rodriguez
i blame the muslims for this
Caleb Rivera
>Be American
>Running out of hotpockets
>Drive my 4wd """truck""" to the walmart down the road
>Eventually find a park but it's 4 rows of cars from the shop entrance
>"I'm going to need a shopping trolley for this!"
>Get a trolley, get my hotpockets, pay for them after a 5 minutes of small talk with the check out chick and bring them back to my """truck"""
>To lazy to take it back to the trolley bay so I call out to the trolley attendant
>After chatting about the weather and last night's """football""" game I give tip him and send him on his merry way with my trolley as I drive back home
Cooper Phillips
We call them carts, not trolleys.
Eli Jackson
>shopping """cart"""
Hudson Rogers
>yuropoors don't have a mini tp fridge next to the toilet
Robert Nelson
Im gonna start doing this now
Ayden Thomas
>mfw Americans wear their shoes around the house
James Diaz
Why would we need toilet paper if we shart in the mart?
Josiah Torres
>Have a bar fridge next to toilet
>Crack open a bloke improver while taking a dump
Sounds like the life to me
Thomas Rogers
>Go to America with my brothers
>My brother points out that none of the supermarkets have fresh fruit or vegetables
>mfw
Is this true for all of burgerland? Or just LA?
Thomas Cooper
I've never seen a super market that didn't
Jeremiah Campbell
He probably only ever went to 7/11 or Quiktrip because that's the average size of a """supermarket""" in Europe.