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Late night Karen edition

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>no gf

Did the custodian purge the last thread?

Will kick any airsoft cunts fucking head in

MMMMMM KAREN :S

the mexican should make the new thread

OHHHH AHHHH OHHHHH HI HI HI HI HI

I do work in a warehouse as section manager, but that means jack shit since I still do the same work as everyone else anyways

timothyjamesbyrnehereatmyNEWflatinhighwycombe on the errr 29th of October

So are you the depressed one?

yes I'm the one with clinical depression

interior crocodile alligator

Girls can't love girls!

that's actually some good freestyle

>alcohol, weed and dentistry aren't a drug

Lads the Glaswegian garden scrapper got shot up quite bad with a paintball gun I hear

Poor chap

How old are you? Is this just a stop-gap thing

Might kill myself this weekend

Your thoughts

shit
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You shouldn't do it

bit sad

22
been doing this all through uni because it was flexible
graduated now and moving on.

are you poleaboo?

amir is sleeping

Me irl

Wish I was one of the girls in those fuckingrobots webms desu

Think i spoke to you before about unis

So you do this part time?

document it on here
you will unironically be remembered for longer than if you did anything else
suicidebrah

Don't understand this meme

Thought he would be thinking about offing himself

full time now
though "full time" doesn't mean I get full time hours regularly
my plan is to go to Asia to teach

Want to shag a bird who's part of my group of mates but think it might be too awkward after, really 50/50 on if I should bite the bullet

chinese monkeys

might move to malaysia and make videos of me reading the thread and commenting on all the psts

none whatsoever. If you decide to follow through, my morbid curiosity would appreciate if you livestreamed it for us

>psts

?

might move to malawi and make videos of me riding the locals and squatting on all the psts

you know what i meant senpai

bananas

been playing video games for 18 straight hours

I'm glad I'm over this period of being unable to enjoy anything, but it's taking it's toll

el gordo...

Business idea: smoke some weed

Imagine living in Mexico bet it's a right party all the time are the birds fit bet they're fat munters hahaha all the fities go yankland

>all the fities go yankland
no hahahahaha

are you playing battlefield one?

>teaching in asia
You're going to try and go to Japan aren't you?

U U U U

been recommending this to every cunt on r9k that says they're gonna kill themselves
works like a charm they never follow through

no

>battlefield 1
fuck off casuals

what are you playing then?

snake

Yeah I bet you fought the real world war one like a big man

bludborn
trying to finish it before my brother spoils everything in it

yeh mate its right here
*whips it out*

Imagine living in Brazil lads kickaround the footy on the beach, shag a tranny, party a bit and be shot dead by two cunts on a moped by Christmas I reckon

fo(u)r u/(you) hahahaha

battlefield 1 is fun lads

That was tonight's plan but I'm far too tired

no Taiwan
cost of living is low, I'd like to learn mandarin, its still fairly civilized, and Chinese girls are more qt than SEA wogs.

not to mention its a beautiful country
I'm already dreaming about hiking the mountains there.

LOL the monkey is in /lat/

i'm further from sea than it's possible to in britain la
never been shot either, eagerly awaiting

Over 100 people will be attending my halloween party lads

it will probably kill itself once i leave brit forever

it clearly lives for my shitposts, it's so sad!

But you already live in a beautiful country with lots of mountains . Chinkyspeak sounds disgusting too.

>ayo fo the reich mah nigga

how many will be harley quinn/joker you normie fuck?

Can't believe shindigs a word

am i invited?

i love seeing this american subhuman mongrel waste his life with pointless posts

The new germans are not so new i see

my area is ugly and nothing but urban sprawl for the most part
I've got a car to go hiking/fishing/cross country skiing when I like but still.

I honestly am sick of everything here and need to leave or I'll legitimately do something crazy.

not me, each monkey in his tree

my invitation got lost in the mail it would appear

hhahaahahaha he is fat, gross, and ugly

HELP ME
I BROKE APART MY INSIDES

HELP ME
I'VE GOT NO SOUL TO SELL

HELP ME
THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS FOR ME
HELP ME GET AWAY FROM MYSELF

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED

YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD

>mfw not invited

that projection

he's fat, over thirty and posts here

like a bitch that likes getting abused by me again and again

two monkeys.
one from republica dominicana and one from brazil LOL!

>Anthony Weiner

Come home white man
Yorkshire is a very nice place and the stupidity of the world doesn't enter

We're already at capacity. Sorry.

is it possible to Australianise Halloween?

can i be on the reserves?

but mexicans are brown and short like monkeys

i've been in the usa and i towered over all the brown mexican monkeys

contemplated spoiling it for you but the game is too good

i hope you enjoy it la
shits about to get weird

but pedro, youre a native monkey as well

Make goonsacks into spooksacks

Reserves are at capacity

how about the reserve reserves?

can I be on the reserves reserve?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

americans are like orangutans with their fat bodies

some americans are like gorillas with their neanderthal foreheads

pure subhumans either way

thats ok i have this other thing which i had forgotten haha oops

abo heads instead of pumpkins

You're going into orbit
You stupid mutt

Haha what am I gonna do about all this uni work! *The crowd laughs wow so relatable*

If someone who is very obviously a man but dresses and present himself as though he is a female, what is the proper etiquette for dealing with that?

I don't want to enable that kind of behaviour, the same as if a person suffering from lung cancer asked me to light their cigarette. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I helped foster the conditions for their ultimate demise.

pirate scumbags

Damn, guess its another night of drinking by myself