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FOY edition

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So I found a girl on a dating site who actually replied to me, but she is a busy person so is not on a lot (single mum).

Should I ask her out on a date or something now or later? Bare in mind when she gets round to replying my next message will be the third one. Not sure if that is too early or not.

lad

nuke fucking Shropshire

good edition

>post in brit
>somebody makes a new thread

Every time

Me last night again

Been to the USA 3 times, Canada, Russia, China, Mongolia, Japan, Singapore, Dubai and loads of european countries.

It is my fantasy to have sex with a really slaggy single mum on a council estate

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*slips on box fresh AF-1s*
*puts on medical face mask*
*puts on BAPE camo puffer jacket*
*adjusts reflective North Face cap*

I took this photo

How soon would you ask her out in this fantasy?

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nah you didnt

/ourguy/

Oh you mean the dating site? As soon as possible

No point doing small talk on pof

yank will post about lily allen methinks

Don't fucking say that I did

Imagine actually thinking dressing like a dwarf looks good

I'll ask in the next message then, and see how it goes.

What was Singapore like? I would love to visit, it looks sci fi

want Theresa May to slowly tighten a vice on my bollocks in full latex with 7 inch heels whilst she reads out my internet history at PMQs and smacks me with a riding crop over the dispatch box

im not im saying you didnt

Oh ok

What's wrong with Japan anyway

Why do they act so weird

culture changed too fast

Would like to go there and impregnate a couple of them

Looks like he's wearing a metal T-shirt.

Getting on the mandy this afternoon lads
Not dropped on ages, been dull this year.

How about

heyyy, how you feeling? x

Looks like he's super serious about getting somewhere fast and he's quite concerned about it desu

Tiny gook dick

AN I'M FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEta mateEEEEEEEE FREEEEEE FAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

The runt was screeching so I'm taking it for a walk

AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLL

SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

what is hiro doing to are chon lads?

bought new headphones

>ooooh me so solly, me have no maanneee, is velly expensive to run site hehehehe

trying to make money

>rick and morty s2 finally on netflix
based

had my first kiss last night

was watching it today hahaha

Was he handsome?

>she will never give you a little wristy to help you focus on your studies

*burps*
get schwifty! xD

he already brings in boatloads from his other shit like 2channel

he's literally a multimillionaire with more than enough server banks to handle Sup Forums and have one of his front end engineers handle it

just had 4 wisdom teeth out lads, 3 of which were severely impacted, under local.

AMA.

pls respond

need to message her, will this do?

because he's a greedy faggot. he did the exact same shit with 2ch

my wisdom teeth are causing me severe pain but I've recently moved and I'm not registered with a dentist within 2 hours of my location and I don't really want to pay for them to do whatever they do with wisdom teeth

what do?

trousers I'm wearing badly need a wash but I'm going to wear them anyway

Very modern obviously, big expat community with a hard drinking culture, very diverse ethnically and it has every type of cuisine you could want, full of endless shopping malls with all the high end brands (asians seem to be obsessed with them), strong nightlife though drinking is fucking expensive, even if you're just buying cans from 7/11. We went in a club and my mate bought a bottle of vodka for something like 300 sing dollars. Clubs are full of prostitutes trying to snare white guys, and there's a place called orchard towers which has prostitutes from all over the world including lots of ladyboys. Great transport links, easy to get anywhere you want quickly. They say it's a police state but the visible police prescience is very low. I felt totally safe walking through their equivalent of council estates at all hours of the night, all you see is old groups of chinese men playing cards.

Astronomical living expenses. Went to a friend of a friends condo and he was paying about £2000 a month for a pretty small apartment. Of course being white I seriously struggled with the humidity, it was 36-37 C with high humidity most days which is tough when you like exploring places on foot, my suntan lotion would just melt off within minutes.

So he wants to make more money.

life must be hard for you

what a heeb

helloooo reddit

imagine fighting in paschendale lads

get registered to nhs dentist.
tell them what youve just posted
they will refer you
wait 6 weeks
nhs will pop them out for you.

Love Amarna Miller. Looks like she genuinely enjoys her work

wait hiro lied about not having enough money for server costs without ads? damn im gullible

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Thanks for the info lad.

that sounds like a long time
is it actually free?

just made a cup of tea so fucking good I just broke out riverdancing at incredibly high speed

6 weeks is good for the nhs mate. its free depending on your age and/or the complexity.
Because mine was complex i didn't have to pay.
Which when you think about it makes no sense.

>he doesn't have a reddit account for porn

>video game soundtracks
quintessential runt music

porn rots the brain

>watching porn
why?

>he doesn't have an uncle

gonna message her desu

so?

...

your uncle touched you and the memory is all the stimulation you need?

do it

is putting a kiss a bit keen or nah
I'm autistic

nodding off

*walks into the thread, humming a tune*

the german gf

*bottles you*

*spits blood on the floor*
*points two fingers at you*

watch it, bender

wearing a tucked in polo shirt haha
what am I like

*walks toward you*
*slips in blood*
whoa-whoa-whoaaaaaaaaaa
*falls into the wedding cake*

ayeyayae

...

>tfw ed is gone
>tfw ossie is gone

saw ed's gf last week

*HOWLING at you, fails to notice the mick monkey sneaking up behind me to steal my wallet*

Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
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$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
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$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time

>tfw doggo only has like 3 years left in him

tearing up rven thinking about it lads :c

Don't even know why I bother waking up, there's nothing to do in my life.

Might just go back to bed and hope I die in my sleep.

posting on a bus ladls

this thread is going a little too well...

manspreading on the bus lads

When May says the "people have spoken" she is dividing the country into the people & their enemies.

This is the language of tyranny

wish I had less

still haven't messaged her lads

over thinking this far too much

find it weird that all the bruceposters seem to be mates in real life

if any of the gormless cunts on /brit/ asked to meet up with me I wouldn't do it for all the tea in china

>a girl will never touch herself while thinking about you

shan't read any word posted ITT