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So I found a girl on a dating site who actually replied to me, but she is a busy person so is not on a lot (single mum).
Should I ask her out on a date or something now or later? Bare in mind when she gets round to replying my next message will be the third one. Not sure if that is too early or not.
lad
nuke fucking Shropshire
good edition
>post in brit
>somebody makes a new thread
Every time
Me last night again
Been to the USA 3 times, Canada, Russia, China, Mongolia, Japan, Singapore, Dubai and loads of european countries.
It is my fantasy to have sex with a really slaggy single mum on a council estate
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*slips on box fresh AF-1s*
*puts on medical face mask*
*puts on BAPE camo puffer jacket*
*adjusts reflective North Face cap*
I took this photo
How soon would you ask her out in this fantasy?
nah you didnt
/ourguy/
Oh you mean the dating site? As soon as possible
No point doing small talk on pof
yank will post about lily allen methinks
Don't fucking say that I did
Imagine actually thinking dressing like a dwarf looks good
I'll ask in the next message then, and see how it goes.
What was Singapore like? I would love to visit, it looks sci fi
want Theresa May to slowly tighten a vice on my bollocks in full latex with 7 inch heels whilst she reads out my internet history at PMQs and smacks me with a riding crop over the dispatch box
im not im saying you didnt
Oh ok
What's wrong with Japan anyway
Why do they act so weird
culture changed too fast
Would like to go there and impregnate a couple of them
Looks like he's wearing a metal T-shirt.
Getting on the mandy this afternoon lads
Not dropped on ages, been dull this year.
How about
heyyy, how you feeling? x
Looks like he's super serious about getting somewhere fast and he's quite concerned about it desu
Tiny gook dick
AN I'M FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEta mateEEEEEEEE FREEEEEE FAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The runt was screeching so I'm taking it for a walk
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLL
SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION
what is hiro doing to are chon lads?
bought new headphones
>ooooh me so solly, me have no maanneee, is velly expensive to run site hehehehe
trying to make money
>rick and morty s2 finally on netflix
based
had my first kiss last night
was watching it today hahaha
Was he handsome?
>she will never give you a little wristy to help you focus on your studies
*burps*
get schwifty! xD
he already brings in boatloads from his other shit like 2channel
he's literally a multimillionaire with more than enough server banks to handle Sup Forums and have one of his front end engineers handle it
just had 4 wisdom teeth out lads, 3 of which were severely impacted, under local.
AMA.
pls respond
need to message her, will this do?
because he's a greedy faggot. he did the exact same shit with 2ch
my wisdom teeth are causing me severe pain but I've recently moved and I'm not registered with a dentist within 2 hours of my location and I don't really want to pay for them to do whatever they do with wisdom teeth
what do?
trousers I'm wearing badly need a wash but I'm going to wear them anyway
Very modern obviously, big expat community with a hard drinking culture, very diverse ethnically and it has every type of cuisine you could want, full of endless shopping malls with all the high end brands (asians seem to be obsessed with them), strong nightlife though drinking is fucking expensive, even if you're just buying cans from 7/11. We went in a club and my mate bought a bottle of vodka for something like 300 sing dollars. Clubs are full of prostitutes trying to snare white guys, and there's a place called orchard towers which has prostitutes from all over the world including lots of ladyboys. Great transport links, easy to get anywhere you want quickly. They say it's a police state but the visible police prescience is very low. I felt totally safe walking through their equivalent of council estates at all hours of the night, all you see is old groups of chinese men playing cards.
Astronomical living expenses. Went to a friend of a friends condo and he was paying about £2000 a month for a pretty small apartment. Of course being white I seriously struggled with the humidity, it was 36-37 C with high humidity most days which is tough when you like exploring places on foot, my suntan lotion would just melt off within minutes.
So he wants to make more money.
life must be hard for you
what a heeb
helloooo reddit
imagine fighting in paschendale lads
get registered to nhs dentist.
tell them what youve just posted
they will refer you
wait 6 weeks
nhs will pop them out for you.
Love Amarna Miller. Looks like she genuinely enjoys her work
wait hiro lied about not having enough money for server costs without ads? damn im gullible
Thanks for the info lad.
that sounds like a long time
is it actually free?
just made a cup of tea so fucking good I just broke out riverdancing at incredibly high speed
6 weeks is good for the nhs mate. its free depending on your age and/or the complexity.
Because mine was complex i didn't have to pay.
Which when you think about it makes no sense.
>he doesn't have a reddit account for porn
>video game soundtracks
quintessential runt music
porn rots the brain
>watching porn
why?
>he doesn't have an uncle
gonna message her desu
so?
...
your uncle touched you and the memory is all the stimulation you need?
do it
is putting a kiss a bit keen or nah
I'm autistic
nodding off
*walks into the thread, humming a tune*
the german gf
*bottles you*
*spits blood on the floor*
*points two fingers at you*
watch it, bender
wearing a tucked in polo shirt haha
what am I like
*walks toward you*
*slips in blood*
whoa-whoa-whoaaaaaaaaaa
*falls into the wedding cake*
ayeyayae
...
>tfw ed is gone
>tfw ossie is gone
saw ed's gf last week
*HOWLING at you, fails to notice the mick monkey sneaking up behind me to steal my wallet*
Kev's Wardrobe
1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
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$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
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$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
>tfw doggo only has like 3 years left in him
tearing up rven thinking about it lads :c
Don't even know why I bother waking up, there's nothing to do in my life.
Might just go back to bed and hope I die in my sleep.
posting on a bus ladls
this thread is going a little too well...
manspreading on the bus lads
When May says the "people have spoken" she is dividing the country into the people & their enemies.
This is the language of tyranny
wish I had less
still haven't messaged her lads
over thinking this far too much
find it weird that all the bruceposters seem to be mates in real life
if any of the gormless cunts on /brit/ asked to meet up with me I wouldn't do it for all the tea in china
>a girl will never touch herself while thinking about you
shan't read any word posted ITT