/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 32
Nights since last BNM: 5

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Sandy Pearlman
-How do I come up with top stories?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, talent, descendents, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood!
-/p4k/ forever

>talent, descendents, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood
literally who?

>not knowing descendents

the rest are literally fucking whos though

talent is literally going to release AOTY

9.2 BNM screenshot

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, et al.

Free Michael Gira.

future rapist detected

What's everyone listening to?

>her

+@ - s+@dium rock is going to get a 9.8

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed

I want to kiss Zoe Camp on her lips!

nice album, shill

get in line, homeboy

Then I hope you're a qt grill

>her

Like you wouldn't suck Zoe's cock, if that was true

Thanks friend

I want to kiss Zoe Camp on her femenine penis!

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jeremih 7.8 by Vanessa Okoth-Obbo
Lil Durk 7.7 by Sheldon Pearce
Lori McKenna 7.6 by Stephen M. Deusner
Tristan Perich 8.0 by Grayson Haver Currin

they really need some control on their numbers. compare a Lil Durk 7.7 against some more acclaimed 7.5-8.0 and its laughable

the affirmative action scoring is real