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dark out edition

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anime

fuck off

was going to make a pink edition

me and the gf

article 50 never

i'm british and i accept the france as superior country

/flag/tism

lads

why are commies all manlets?

S U N
B A T
H E R

>youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

2bh

>Police issue warning over unknown substance being sold as ecstasy
YOU CAUSED THIS PROBLEM YOU PRICKS

Want a commieslag wife NOOOWWW

Imagine being shorter than 6'2"

fug how does this proxy thing work

got the shakes

obtained this

animoo

>ywn make her your gf and slowly turn her right wing

*has a word with myself*

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What a porker. Thank goodness she got an eating disorder.

they wanted enforced """"""equality""""" because of a deep seated manlet inferiority complex

just got off the phone with my mum, apparently the charity that my mum volunteers for has decided to have a party at my mum's house without my mum agreeing or knowing about it! Only telling her three days before the party is due to happen, fifty (50) people are expected to come

of course my mum has agreed to it, not wanting to make a fuss, but jesus she'd never choose to do it if she had the option

ha ha banter

classic pierre

why would the government legalise a dangerous drug that explodes your brain cells

*opens my mouth to say something*
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>countries with life expectancy below 82 years
Debating whether it's correct to even call them "countries" desu

>ayrshite
ohhhhh dear la

lol u dumb fuck it doesn't explode your brain cell

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slagposting is epic haha XD best meme 2016

he's 67
he's from a previous generation where people were shorter

ie: before they started putting growth hormones in everything

t. Literal bender

emily 2bh

doing a poo

i DO wonder where this one user gets all these slag pics

*Gatecrashes your party and shags your mum*
Haha, only bants, mate.

Not talking about that
talking about the bath salts people are peddling as the real mccoy

up until may you could buy RC's from registered businesses
you could even get a receipt and get your money back if you weren't happy with the product

now, all that shite is being mixed in with an already diluted, unregulated black market of drugs

there's no chance of this getting better on it's own
the war on drugs will never end

only weed and psychedelics should be legalised

your mum sounds like a sweet person
tell her to leave the charity at the soonest opportunity though, doesn't sound worth it. She should volunteer for somewhere that doesn't mess its staff about

a literal bender? someone that bends things?

aisha let a guy cum in her last night

imagine how many men the skank is going to go through in 3 years of uni

the government is bad

That's what I said wasn't it?
You a little slow lad?

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wish people would stop calling scandals Gates

just what's going to happen when Bill Gates gets into a scandal

ah yes I really want the thread shit up with pictures of ugly whores that aren't even nude, I couldn't just go on pornhub and find the same shit only better if I wanted to

>tfw 11 stone and I could rape literally everyone here

she's INCREDIBLE

t. Andy Parsons

It makes no difference you poof

what if there's a scandal about water?

how do you know this?

haha you're right

*bends cock up your arse*

Just spoke to the mum

Watergate was really big at it's time.

they already did

it's called television

>Yank slags

Fucking hell

bit reddity

I was that guy

lol manlet

that's what I'm saying you fucking 12 year old. if I wanted to look at pictures of ugly whores scantily dressed I would just go look at porn

Thanks la, but I don't think she'd listen. I'm just winding myself up thinking about it, I mean fuck treating my mum like a pushover and all.

I'm 6'8

skeleton

if trump wants to win then he should just voice his support on dude weed lmao

think ill go get the pizza

Redpill me on these

yanks out

You're not a man if you weigh less than 80kg desu

gust of wind could knock you over

>tfw 10st 5'9 and could deck every single one of you cuckold runts

can't even arsed typing the rest of thi

im going to vote gary johson because i want all the same policies as hillary clinton but with weed

slimy poo, NOT worth the hassle desu, just consume laxatives la

she tweeted it

she also tweeted about how much she loved her now ex bf cumming on her face

Top 3 kinds of women to bust a nut into?

Here's a trip for you, if they bother you so much you don't actually have to look at them

cmon mate please let me hang around for a bit

shut the FUCK up I'd box your fucking ears in before you'd never realise it

heaven in a packet

Been eating a pack a day since I went on my bulk diet.

sweet biscuits for eating with meals
don't actually help you digest but are still called that.

...mate

>your gf
>someone else's gf
>your wife

>i like indie

Just did 50g of an unknown substance being sold as ecstasy lads.

Absolutely buzzing

getting a takeaway lads

>no pics or links
Hmm

good lad

source?

fat cunt

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More addictive than heroin

is it possible that's ecstasy?

kek

>tfw 8'9", 10 stone, and cannot stand up