/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 32
Nights since last BNM: 6

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Sandy Pearlman
-How do I come up with top stories?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, talent, descendents, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood!
-/p4k/ forever

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>will probably still get asked to show feet]
Why is this a thing?

>Nights since last BNM: 6
Frank Ocean release at midnight followed by a 9.7 BNM review of it at 1. (Screencap this and mail it to a family member)

Mailing that would still take less time than its taken Frank to drop Boys Don't Cry

DAMN:::

Titus Andronicus is gonna make rock music great again with a 9.8 BNM AOTY for S+@dium Rock

not true btw (by the way)

You're right
It'll get a 10
Source: Ian Cohen is my second cousin on my mom's side

i hope Patrick is a Trump voter or i'll quit listening to them and call them "faggot libtards"

>not hyping and supporting Frank Ocean due out tonight at 1 AM on Apple Music

he probably is,
I once saw him on the streets of brooklyn and I stopped him to ask him for a photograph and he said, "don't touch me, nigger"

which perplexed me because I'm white, born and raised in Argentina.

>Apple Music
fucking dropped

btw, anyone here listening to music?

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Free Michael Gira.

pls
Like Patrick isn't a massive liberal

Yep
pic related

What are you listening to, user?

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed

they're up

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Elza Soares 8.4 BNM by Philip Sherburne
William S. Burroughs 5.8 by Seth Colter Walls
STWO 6.3 by Jonah Bromwich
Frankie Reyes 6.8 by Jay Balfour

Still waiting on that 0.0 album

>Elza Soares 8.4 BNM by Philip Sherburne

Good stuff.

youtu.be/7s4pagJ6MwU