/brit/

Maisie edition

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the goblin face

lemon stealing whores

*squeals lustily*

didn'ty maisie die in like 1995

Business idea: execution on the spot for people who say "aas" instead of "arse"

Trying to attract the Dane?

outstanding post

built like a brick shithouse

ahhahahahahaa

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the noodle box cost me a couple dollars for 12 packs and this is 1 pack

Come claim your next American felon girlfriend before she becomes someone else's bitch!

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/18-23.htm

soulja boy beefing lil yachty lads

I've been advocating this since day one

WELL THEN lads, it's official, I have piped the qt 17 year old blonde

this brings to an end my short-term gimmick, thank you for participating over the last couple of days!

post toot!!!!

is morrowind the comfiest game of all time?

so if it's cheap you should pig out on it? what exactly are you trying to say?

*indungeonates you*

shouldn't you be celebrating dia de los muertos

nonce

>The Dane has reddit flags now

ahhhh your words cannot hurt me my friend, not tonight

Big wheel keep on turnin

Lads this guy is trying to kill the 3rd party archive sites and lock the Sup Forums one behind a Pass

that's in the first two days of november :-)

yanks are lucky, they have cool abandoned stuff everywhere

kill yourself worthless scumbags

Got an itch deep inside my ear

Ah yes, indungeonates
*Surreptitiously opens google*

I really hope he makes this site pay to post so I can finally have an excuse to leave.

Neon burning
Up above

>forget about the football, what about the (((kids))), you hideous racist idiots?

why is moot allowing him to destroy Sup Forums

rooo

The music is pure comfy

>you will never be an outlander moving through the damp, foggy streets of Balmora after sundown, lit only by dim red lanternlight

*Wriggles my tongue inside your ear*
Better?

WHEN I WAS

This site was a mistake, an experiment gone terribly wrong and snowballed into the cesspool it is today. I really hope one of these days, all of a sudden it just dies.

As an expert in anthropology i find it highly amusing when people devote so much time and energy to being spectators of sports

glad you're perpetuating one of my gimmicks but I still want to box your ears in you little gaylord

...

goddamn, there's a fuck load of people at these trump rallies

Why?

Watching drop dead Fred, right corker.

ye but then who do u tel ur doing a poo init

Have gotten into the habit of making eye contact with random 5/10s in the hope that they smile at me

God I'm so alone

youtube.com/watch?v=KDEcCGlFAeU

>wake up one morning and /brit/ isn't there to say 'morning lads' to

genuinely don't know what I'd do

the janny deleted the old thread. i'm afraid he'll delete this one next

Just watched A Boy and his Dog

Fallout literally ripped it off so badly and everyone acts like Obsidian were visionaries

Don't fear the janny
That's exactly what he wants. Stay strong and don't back down. Stand your ground and keep hoptpockets from dragging you down

Good lad

>wasting your extra hour by sleeping

Runt

>A Boy and his Dog
Per my recommendation?

A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOG

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keep talkin like that ur gonna get hit

Get on with your life

Never hear the term "normies" again
Never be informed of when some random NEET is doing a poo
Never worry about whether you'll get a (You) or not

Cannot wait tb h

youtu.be/nAbwo8gPefU

funky shit comin through

>looking at abandoned places in the UK
>reading the comments

>eastern euros are travelling to the abandoned site and stealing all the scrap metal

howling

I'd much rather read a book or practice with my katana.

pooey arsecheeks

Deeper. I want to feel you on my temporal lobe.

Don't be surprised when one of them does and you end up back at her place chained to the bed getting hot oil rubbed all over your body as she whispers into your ears with a thick Geordie accent trying to sound sexy.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

I miss moot

giz some good torrenting sites lads

>moyes

Wait so if the clocks go back does that mean everyone in a club gets an extra hour?

Fucks sakes I should have gone out

>said the bitch ass niggahs

Come Stepney Green you soft poofs and I'll fucking cave your skulls in with me quaran.

Hiro is so funny

feel like I've been born again lads, a second chance if you will

>mouyes

036
Drink bleach.

reckon I'd kick fucking arse in a zombie apocalypse lads

dunno why anyone would see the zombies as a big threat. they'll all decay away to nothing in the space of a week. raising insurance premiums and spontaneous combustion are far scarier things iyam

If by funny you mean playing dumb, then yeah, sure, funny.

>mono

pirate scumbags

ass*

fuck off poortherner

"O Gentile Janitor"
(Anonymous, 1389)

O Gentile Janitor of this thread
We knoweth you go at eleven to bed
We knoweth of your bothersome mass
And the frequency that you pass gas
Thought thou that ye could escape torment?
You fatty swine, thou must lament!
Because so often these threads we create
It causeth thou to shriek in hate,

"So accursed be ye british here
That I hath pissed myself in fear!
When willst you foul men be stopping
Thy shitposting, thy k-popping?"
And in the thread did he hastily,
Delete the posts that hateth he
But ye jesters in a british style
Continueth to post with guile,

"Decideth I, moderator for free
This british thread not to end happily!"
And thus ye Janny hath loudly spake
Causing his olde mother to wake,
"Autist son, ye flatulent beast
Silence else ye becometh deceased!"
O Gentile Janitor, cursed be ye
To live with thine mother for eternity

Henceforth we state, O Janitor fair
Stained be thy underwear,
Thou may never stop us readily
To taunt your weight, to shitpost heavily
Because finally, Janitor of fourchan
Be thou but a joke and scarcely a man
O Gentile Janitor, we taunt you with glee
Thou art but a manchild and do it for free

SWIM is after 3.5g of bolivian coke

Don't mind me lads, just the GOAT cereal coming through

guys i lived in yankland aged 10-13 when my dads job changed over there and went to school over there and everything

anyways they do that thing every day in class where you have to "pledge allegiance" to the flag, and for what ever reason one morning i didnt do it because i was a proper runt and this american teacher woman had a go at me and i was like im british so i dont have to and she had a proper go at me about how i need to respect the country im in and all that

at the time, i thought it was completely retarded, as i was a snide little lefty with a vague idea nationalism was somehow "bad", but now looking back i cant help but think how based that woman was.

*My tongue emerges from your other ear*

Loving every laugh

youtu.be/EGtdsXhXiEM

groundbreaking post

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

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>stereo

*i really like this meme

fatties are loners and low steemed thus the easiest to get mate
they never let you down, plus you got a guarantted blowjob

probably the least funny part of brass eye

thought it was reddity even back then, before reddit even existed

>have a tactical nap at 18.00
>just woke up

le sigh

He's never done it before

Skimmed past this because it was more than a paragraph long but it was alright

so which bridge does she live under

>user. user. the bed is absolutely drenched in piss. sorry.

una vela......

...

Would like to get a fat gf and bullycide her

*Grabs her by the scruff of her neck and rubs her nose in it*