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watch it paulie edition

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>he uses any form of social media

plymouth

mates cousins with julian ahaha mental

pirates.............

LOVE a comfy listen to alan watts

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I thought /brit/ was the normalfag general?

Why aren't you all out partying?

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Is this the best thing since vaporwave?

>he doesn't realise Sup Forums is social media

don't know, maybe they will but if they have they didn't care.


I saw one of them pop up on FB suggestion which means she probably looked me up but she still agreed on a date.

you're using one right now

Nova Scotia was an extra in season 4 of trailer park boys

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

man can't even get a message seen

had sex with a disposable bint tonight but it only intensified my longing for a proper cuddle-all-night gf

went out last night

cba to go out again, even though my friend want to

the only people who spam /brit/ is a normie general are the 16 year olds that infest it at 5pm - 12am

made an EXCELLENT cup of tea just now lads

probably one of the best I've ever had

We're the Renegades of Funk

>he doesn't realise /brit/ is a normie general

>FB suggestion

Wait can people tell if you've looked at their account?

I've literally stalked everyone I know using a sockpuppet account of a Jew from Tel Aviv lmao

Bath is just a bloody lovely town

garlic bread?

Glad to hear it

cousin was unironically an extra

might do the same tbqh

t. autistic potato

i wouldnt call anyone on Sup Forums a normie desu

Just got seenzoned by jordan on facebook

>Facebook
Leave

Just installed this meme mod for the first time, who should I play as?

business idea: Plymouth, Britain's ocean city

Shit

Might have to get myself a Tinder account then

How come your friends with Facebook didn't find it?

of course, you show up in the recommended people

they'll only notice if they recognise you though, I always get random faces showing and never notice. it was only because she matched me on tinder.

unironically hope you two reddit flag fuckers die in a fire tonight

ahh yes, your 'cousin' *winks*

Mate's just got a really nice gf from Brazil that he met at uni

Me? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahha fuck all hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>reviewbrah bg
nice

hmmm

i disagree

A normie general that isn't going out or getting laid on a Saturday night apparently

Crusader states with the Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack playing in the background

Cunts removed Ireland in 6.1

seriously
apparently she got sexually harassed by randy lmao

I used a different last name, country and profile pic. I also made all the tinder pics private and didn't add anyone.

Fat people NEED to be euthanised. Should be held in the same contempt as ethnics and foreigners that

Hannah's bright red fanny lips on babestation

has anyone here ever had a woman sit on his face? is it nice?

Oh good

Didn't have a clue people could tell. They'll probably just think it was some random unless they all tell each other.

money is the schrodingers cat of economics

...

business idea: Torbay, the English Riviera

holy shit i want to punch you in the face now

its alri

its a pretty sad state of affairs when the leading cause of death is due to eating too much
people are greedy cunts

Wait so it didn't strike any of your matches as weird that your facebook didn't have the same person or name as you?

every year I've missed the clocks going back

I look away for a second and when I look back it's gone back

not this time

Recently rediscovered all of the Moonman songs lads and the humour is so simple but so hilarious I'm absolutely howling

Getting ready to travel back in time lads

youre quite simple yourself arent you

I EAT JON

ITS WHAT I DO

TIME TO KICK ODIE OFF THE TABLE

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

No, on my tinder I have my uni and first name and pictures of me. When they search "firstname, university" obviously they can see my real FB profile and my tinder one doesn't show up.

It's odd for anyone to bother though, and this one was already paranoid beforehand (she wanted a pic of my face and shit).

>lads

And some of them have the nerve to try and garner sympathy because they develop conditions like diabetes. Get to fuck you fat fucks. It's all self inflicted and I couldn't give a shit about them

>tfw alone forever

>watching a fat girl wanking on a phone video she recorded herself
>realise they are lonely and spend their time wanking just like you do

yeah i'm physically repulsed by the sight of them. and the women especially have such a victim complex.

i sit opposite a fatty at work, not morbidly obese but could do with losing 3 stone and like all women she constantly claims to be on a diet. one week she had KFC for lunch one day, then chippy the next, then Mcdonalds, and I just joked to her, "what about the diet eh", she was in a mood for days afterwards.

comes in with a salad and sarcastically says "trying not to be such a fatarse as you love to remind me". fucking fat women they do my nut in

Oh right

me on the left

>go go power rangers!

yeah, fuck off to r9k already you massive wet blanket

saw this girl last night (friday night) and she wants to meet up later today (sunday) fucking rrreeeeeeeeeeee

Wish a fat woman would do my nuts in

>"trying not to be such a fatarse as you love to remind me"

iktf Irishbro

We're in this together brother

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too scared to message anyone on POF

How is this bad

Get on it lad

who the fuck organises a meet up on a Sunday?

Is she retarded?

Anyone else's mates at parties at the moment lads
I would go but fuck halloween
Also fuck normies

no

dont even really care about sex or that its a companian I want

why do people eat note when they exercise less? If i stop exercising, I cut down on calories massively so I don't get fat haha

I hear unsolicited dick pics are a sure thing

What's the most radical centrist position you hold?

>Sadiq Khan
Rasheed
>Anjem Choudary
Rorkesheed
>Maajid Nawaz
Bizarro Rasheed
>Raheem Kassam
Bizarro Rorkesheed
>Amer Hussain
Radical Centristsheed

>mates
you're the normie one "mate"

Know a fat bastard who weighed 23 stone and got himself down to 16, but now I reckon he's probably back up to about 25

Fatties are mentally ill imo

>anxiety is so bad I haven't checked my phone in 3 weeks
>haven't checked my uni email in 4 months

Want anything from the chippy lads?

>friend put himself pissing in an alleyway (knob visible) on his snapchat story

howling, definitely a mistake

tell him his willy is rubbish

>normie for having friends
This isn't r9k cunt

>Imperial Russia used to look like Victorian Britain
>Soviets came and ruined it all

howling

fish and chips mate, cod if they've got thanks

x

Asked my only m8 and he said he was staying in to work

Pretty sure he was lying ngl

We should NOT bomb ISIS in Syria because it's much safer for Assad to do it himself.

Salt and vinegar lad?

The working classes should be euthanised and replaced with middle-class Indians

>aaa haven't gotten off in MONTHS... hey stephen do you think maybe i cou-

>absolutely not, no

>come on just close your eyes you wont even feel it

>

would you let your mate fuck your leg hole if he was desperately dry?

fuck off chad

just get me a bullet mate

love sloths me