Where are my Canadian bros?

Where are my Canadian bros?
Let's celebrate our newly established trade relations

In Monkey Insland nazi.

what?

What the shit is this all about? I missed the details. Do we get a discount on refugees or something?

removes 99% of tariffs
removes visa requirement
stuff like that

It still has to pass among all the other 28 European countries to be approved.

TTIP was also "signed" and look at it now.

>Yesss, Excellent goyim. Bring down your environmental standards and workers regulations to Canada's level.

yes, but they are already gonna implement the parts of CETA that dont need the approval of member states.
By the time the country pairlaments will have to vote, the public opinion wont care about this trade agreement anymore

They said the same shit about TTIP, which CETA is basically a phone in for anyway

Yes, but people are not so afraid about a trade deal with Canada than with USA

They should be

Never trust a leaf

but they are always so nice

That's what they want you to think

pretty sure austria and hungary are against it

Until I can get cheap European cheese in my local supermarket, this trade deal can go to hui.

Great! more fucking Gypsies here

What could go wrong

also more white immigrants
or would you rather have more asians/middle easterns?

Yeah I can see them "white" Romanians, Bulgarians, Poles coming in droves, not to mention the millions of Achmeds who got EU citizenships this year.

UK left the EU for a reason don't you think so, Hans.

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would you rather have indians and asians than Romanians, Bulgarians, Poles?

>not to mention the millions of Achmeds who got EU citizenships this year.
Do you seriously believe that refugees get citizenship, or are you just meming?

>removes visa requirement


WTF BACKTRACK BACKTRACK NOOO!!!

#REMOVECETA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>copyright extended from author's life + 50 year to author's life + 70 years
yeah thanks guys so much

So is Canada in the EU now? Can I move to Netherlands or France as a no-skills warehouse worker?

yes but only for vacation
i think you still need a working visa if you wanna work in EU

You will soon have genetically modified salmon

Fuck off none of us asked for this shit.

so does this mean I can go to Austria or Switzerland or something and clean toilets with little to no trouble? I'd rather live in squalor in Austria than here.

>The Czech Republic, Romania and Bulgaria had declared they would not endorse the agreement, in effect scuppering the entire agreement, until the visa requirements for their citizens entering Canada were lifted.[32]All other EU countries already had visa free travel to Canada. Visas requirements were lifted for the Czech Republic on November 14, 2013.[33][34][35] Canada has given a written undertaking to cancel visa requirements for Bulgarian and Romanain nationals visiting Canada for business and tourism, within a period no later than the end of 2017.[36][37]

These restrictions existed for a reason. But whatever.