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Sophie edition

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still doing a deep think to this

rather depressed haha

You can FUCK right OFF, sunshine

don't quite get people who claim to be smart despite the evidence indicating otherwise 2bh

if you got a D in a-level maths I'm not going to believe you're smart no matter how much philosophy you can regurgitate

really liking the mexican poster

lads the eyebrowless basic slag i shagged just texted me after no correspondence for months "whatcha doin"

sophie is so fuckable and tall

just want a fat bottomed semen demon t b h.
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

i had an intelligent mate who did awful in tests

school isn't a great indicator

Reminder the clocks go back in 13 minutes.

>sophie is so fuckable and tall
oxymoron

disgusting tits

Had a good night in

Watched a film

Did a contemplate

Will be getting up and going to work.in the library at the earliest oppurtunity tomorrow

Night lads

Made an instagram purely to follow sluts lads. Recc me your faves.

why aren't you shagging a qt femboi /brit/?

same

had a funny old night last night, haven't drunk in ages so was waiting to catch the bus home and ended up striking up conversation with this absolutely beautiful french girl named tiffany, full rig, nice cloths and nails and shit

chatted away for an hour or so, caught the bus home together, then her stop came and she left

didn't get her number or anything, perhaps it's better that way

it's such a shame the vast majority of thicc/curvy/high test women are coal burners

how did you know he was intelligent?

Post your A level grades and university course

English: A*
History: A*
Politics: A*

Reading English at Cambridge

want to stomp this gook's head in

>time to do this task where we find out what you know!
>fail it
>ahaha just not a good test taker m8

'no'

LOL english people need to learn english hahaha

good edition

wat does metaphysics mean
what does teleological mean

Genuinely believe every single tranny on the planet needs to be eradicated.

biology A
chemistry A*
german C

master's degree in chemistry at leeds

When did Halloween become a faggy load of nonsense?

some call me a pervert, but honestly I'm just sexually open-minded

this 2bqh

They're sick

A*A*A in maths/fmaths/physics

engineering at imperial

Can you imagine if we wiped out every last Irish person way back when? Would've been great. Could've used their island to store a few pakis n all.

Why? They're not the ones fucking things up. In fact, what is it exactly they do?

Good lad

Need to get the practice in

Fucking hell lads
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37796876

Can't belive what I'm fucking read. Absolutely unbelievable that MSM is lauding this as good behaviour

tl;dr
>Woman with two kids and a husband
>Leaves to voluntee in Calais
>Falls in love with an Afghani
>Has to marry him so he can move to the UK

CAN'T WAIT until I have more power lads. And it will happen. I will banish degenerates like this from the country.

>They're not the ones fucking things up
>Literally trying to convince children to ruin their lives forever

here in mexico we evaluate with numbers not with letters

>Post your A level grades
uhm yeah about that lol


Master's degree in Feminist Philosophy at ANU

reckon pakis are about the only worse option for a neighbor 2bh

Women who choose the assholes will fucking end this race. They will fucking end this human race if we don't start holding them a-fucking-countable. Women who choose assholes guarantee child abuse. Women who choose assholes guarantee criminality. Sociopathy. Politicians. All the cold-hearted jerks who run the world came out of the vaginas of women who married assholes, and I don't know how to make the world a better place without holding women accountable for choosing assholes! Your dad was an asshole because your mother chose him, because it works on so many women! If "asshole" wasn't a great reproductive strategy, it would have been gone long ago. Women keep that black bastard flame alive. They cup their hands around it. They protect it with their bodies. They keep the evil of the species going by continually choosing these guys! If being an asshole didn't get women there would be no assholes left! If women chose nice guys over assholes, we would have a glorious and peaceful world in one generation. Women determine the personality traits of the men because women choose who to have sex with and who to have children with and who to expose those children to. I get that you're angry at your dad and you have every reason to be angry at your dad. Your dad is who he is fundamentally because your mother was willing to fuck him and have you. Willing and eager to fuck the monster. Stop fucking monsters - we get a great world. Keep fucking monsters - we get catastrophes, we get war, we get nuclear weapons, we get national debts, we get incarcerations and prison guards and all the other florid assholes who rule the world. Women worship at the feet of the devil and wonder why the world is evil

>Fucked up your A levels
>Realise you've condemned yourself to a life of being above average instead of excelling

A* in History
B in Biology
B in Chemistry

Biomedical science at Warwick

what's for brekkie lads?

It's sad those that lie on here and genuinely think they're able to convince anonymous entities that they should be impressed.

Like these faggots, ,

10 = A
9 = B
8 = B-
7 = C
6 = D
5 = E

t. coalchurner

churn my coals BOI

Don't even know what time it is right now freaking my nut

Who doesn't try to convince kids to ruin their lives forever?

Trannies are the fucking least of society's problems.

>being arseblasted because there are successful people on /brit/
whatever mate, you're like those runts that insist there are no normies here

time isn't real

unironically graduated high honors with minimal effort and my friends hated me because they had no idea i was in advanced classes

i'm an idiot though

Why lie on the internet? What do you possibly stand to gain?

Hang yourself, you mentally ill freak.

tim isn't real

Here's one triggered prick in to the net #66754473

too deep for me.....
TIME IS NOT REAL, IT IS JUST AN ILLUSION

your mums HIV+ diagnosis is though

want something comfy and reddit to watch like high maintenance

reccomend

>chatted away for an hour or so
>didn't get her number
fucked it. not that i wouldn't have done the same thing, but just being honest

sad that black british musicians tend to get lumped into that same vacuous 'grime/eh bruv la' group when they make genuinely great music

Goldie is based as fuck
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need a girl to sit on my penis desu

unlike all these liars:

Chemistry: D
Biology: C
Maths: A

literally me. Im a mong but i have no trouble with exams and essays. bit weird me haha

A-Level grades:
Quadruple Award Science: S*
Classics: R1
Gymnastics: X+

hope we get some heavy snowfall, will make for some comfy cemetery walks

I thought you were joking but you weren't.

My parents are divorced with good reason but I genuinely would never talk to my mum again if she had done this to my dad.

Hope he gets custody but I doubt it

>Be me
>5 C's at GCSE
>40% average attendance
>22 years old, worked in Whitehall since I was 20, earning almost 50k already, on an internal management training course
>By far the most successful of all of my peers from school


Don't quite get people who claim to be smart despite the evidence indicating otherwise 2bh.

If you did your A levels and went to uni and got a 2:1 in STEM, but now you work at a small local company doing basic accounting, I'm not going to believe you're smart no matter how much your Barrett home cost

stranger things

did you know that time is not real??

>lies about qualifications on an anonymous image board
>posting at 2am on a Sunday morning
>"b-b-but i'm really successful"

correct

tim is an actor paid for by the writer behind poleaboo

thats why tim keeps singing the same few songs and does the same thing in every video

tell her then

hmm
have some hours to decide

the lad doing engineering isn't lying i don't think

dunno bout the other 2

Biology: A*
Spanish: B
Business studies: B

and doxxable info

cannot comprehend the pointlessness of existence

any books i should read for this feel

Why yes I got 4 A*s in my A Levels, currently doing Physics at Oxford. I'm also 6'8 and my father owns Microsoft, my mother is the president of a small country.

I promise I'm not lying. You're just dumb

Not an argument

It's the only place they can be what they want to be.

Wasn't lying m8, if I was making it up I'd say I did better than A*BB

lads heard the time went back but that couldn't be real because time isn't real

deadset lads how good is having a shower

Chemistry: C
Biology: B
Computing: C

I fucked AS up royally and ended up burying myself in retakes. its all good tho

>Good grade==successful

Sorry mate, I know physics, maths, philosophy and CS grads with firsts that work in bars

A good education does NOT mean you're successful

think about the kind of people that study engineering at imperial - aloof with a high chance of autism

now think about the kind of people that would be on an online messageboard at 2:00am on a sunday

is there an overlap?

was once sat next to this really pretty girl on a 3 hour flight. we spent the whole time chatting away , flirting heavily and having a great time.

at the end when I had collected my luggage and she was still waiting for hers we said goodbye.

don't think I'll ever forget her staring at me almost begging me to say something and then all I could manage was "bye".

JP sartre

>Business studies: B
do you struggle putting clothes on in the morning

The lads

well if they ever make time an association, remind me not to make you the head of it

>/brit/ "culture"

Hahaha

I went to a shitty comp in London and i did better than you

Tbh there's no such thing as "smart"
Everyone has a different definition
Mine would be spotting/creating opportunities
School says that smart is committing dates, methods etc to memory

time is not real

blimey a lot of adverts on this internet thing

Hang yourself.

when einstein was a lad he used to imagine himself riding on a light wave

oh fucks sake just noticed what I got wrong

Physics: D (instead of chemistry)

I did AS chem and got a D so I dropped it

Is your dick 7.5" too, m8?

Bet you have a solid hairline and great facial bone structure

awful attempt

About to drink this, lads
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what are these giant cthulu looking bastards who pick you up, drain your health then drop you

Time exists and we move through it at a rate of one second per second
However

The concept of time as moving linearly from point to point is incorrect and physics is actually confirming this now

Eastern mythology has known this truth for millenia but European mythology operates under the false belief of time as a straight line with a beginning and an end point

There was never a beginning there will be no apocalypse
We will simply continue traveling along the flat circle (which is actually a Möbius strip but that's a deeper discussion all together)