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07/28/16(Thu)11:45:39 No.66731439

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Beginner information and FAQ:
>reddit.com/r/Guitar/wiki/index

Music Theory:
>justinguitar.com/

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitarchords.php

String Tension Calculator (D'Addario based):
>hikkyz.net/misc/stringassembler/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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>Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
>Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Others
>Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
>Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
>Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

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youtube.com/watch?v=4IxBL1reKqY
youtube.com/watch?v=sCYZdw2ouOs
npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/07/12/485606970/overworked-americans-arent-taking-the-vacation-theyve-earned
youtube.com/channel/UC3y0oaUgnKEOzaZoipTD6HA/videos
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can someone rec me an amp? it'll be or metal, but i like the orange crunchy sound more than the nasal marshal sound. i want something with tubes or hybrid, and with 2 channels and an effects loop. i'd get the dark terror but i want to be able to switch to a clean sound live

Why are there barely any good tabs for Trout Mask Replica tracks? (or Beefheart in general)

I want to learn Steal Softly Thru Snow but I'm not great at playing by ear/transcribing at all

and 24...
is knocking on my door...
*moans like a fucking cow*

pls respond

should i just use the dark terror and get cleans on my volume knob? its not very precise..

Regular terror and a fucking TS if you're concerned.

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whats TS?

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Guys how long would It take me to lean enough theory to make my own chords and progressions?
Ive been playing guitar for 5 years but never bothered to learn theory

but i want to get my gain through the amp while still being able to switch to cleans. is the jim root terror good? it looks like all i need but i dont want people to make fun of me bc its a signature of a slipknot member

Sounds bretty good t b h. Who wants some 24 year old women who rode the cock carousel lol/

Fuck if I know. All I know is that everyone and their dog has used or uses a TS in one way, shape or form.

Pic related is kinda lifted and weird but it's not loose or anything. Should i get it fixed or leave it like that?

Seek help. You do not want the bridge to come out and take with it half the top of your guitar.

>half the top of your arm
fixed

Is there anything sadder than people complaining about "blues lawyers"?

You work in walmart and live in your parents house, thats ok but why then lash out at people who have money since they applied themselves and can now enjoy their hobbies at their ease?
Do you have to be a poor loser to be a "true" musican?

who listens to blues anymore

The vast majority of popular guitar based music is based on the blues

do you drive around in a horse and carriage too

>You work in walmart and live in your parents house,
you can be rich and still complain about them, it's not as much about them spending money on a guitar to play, but rather about spending money on a guitar as a social status, "look at me I bought a top end Gibson(tm) for true vintage tones !"
Nobody gives a shit when a gigging musician spends as much on a guitar, because it's going to be used.
It's just like buying a racing car to pick up your kids at school.

I guess i shouldn't bother setting up this piece of shit until i get it fixed then, thanks

also please note that I said gibson but the same can be applied to any renowned brand guitar that sits in a corner like a painting.

geniune kek
your point is retarded though

Just listening to Jason Richardson's new album, what the fuck is wrong with Djent lyrics my maynes... fuck, this video is exactly on point
youtube.com/watch?v=4IxBL1reKqY
Also Spencer Sotelo is absolute shit.

>"look at me I bought a top end Gibson(tm) for true vintage tones !"
>It's just like buying a racing car to pick up your kids at school.

I dont see a problem, the whole thing reeks of butthurt and elitism.
That gibson mounted on the wall that is never played will at least hold its value into the future and can be sold again for a good price at some point, or maybe somebody in the house will start playing it some day.
It's not like this is driving up the price of good guitars to make them unaffordable to most people like what happens with property.
If you cant afford to save up a measly 5k for something you want you may as well give up on life since you will never be able to afford a house or raise kids.

>raise kids
>user
>breeding
hahaha, unless is user's wife's son, then it might be a reality but
>user
>getting a gf
nah

This is not r9k

start learning and find out

I never said the problem was in spending $5k on something.
Guitars are tools, you don't buy a drill to hang it in your living room to never use it.
If you want to spend that much on something, do it on a painting or something that really matters to you, not some guitar to pretend you're actually a guitar player.

>you don't buy a drill to hang it in your living room to never use it.

Well I do because I can afford it.

>oh hey nice drill, you like building stuff ?
>haha no actually i just bought it because it looks good in my living room

What if I build a fully equipped stage in my house because I like music but dont play myself? Does anybody care?

That too.

Unless people know, nobody cares.
But if I meet someone that had a high end guitar but didn't even play, I'd think he's a dipshit.
But it would be the same with someone who had his guitar for years but barely knows how to play, regardless of the guitar.

>That gibson mounted on the wall
That's a nice way to ruin a good nitro finish. Keep high ends in case.

Maybe they work 60-80 hours a week and dont get much time to play, unlike NEET scumbags in their moms basement with their anime 11 sting basses who have all the time in the world

Looking at getting a squier classic vibe jazz bass and a fender rumble 25 to start out on. Any other little accessories I'll want/need gg?

If you're going for a low end bass, buy a yamaha if you want more for your money.

>working 60-80 hours a week
is this what american freedom is like ?

straps
strings
tuner
an extra cable just in case
maybe a metronome

Does anyone in a first world country actually work this much?

Who remembers that one guy who used to come on here and shitpost his fucking silver burst telecaster everywhere

Actually, yes. In America, people can work 60 hours a week and still have to work on their days off.

Everybody from factory workers to doctors, lawyers, etc. It depends on the workplace, but obviously no matter what job they get more money than somebody who only does 40 hours a week doing the same thing.

Maybe they should get their priorities sorted if they need to work that much but can still buy a $5k instrument.
While we're on the subject of 11 string basses.
youtube.com/watch?v=sCYZdw2ouOs

I do. I remember SGcuck too. I wonder if he's still a cuck.

Why wouldn't they?

>when you beautiful 2011 fender factory special run telecaster in silver burst gets you pussy
I'm still here btw

>when you beautiful 2011 fender factory special run telecaster in silver burst turns you into a pussy
ftfy

This happened to me after buying a telecaster. I'm a fuccboi now.

In Sweden it's against the law to put workers to work more than 40 hours a week and overtime can't exceed 50 hours in a month and also can't exceed more than 200 hours of total overtime a year.

80 hours a week sounds retarded. How do you even get sleep with 80 hour weeks?

>In Sweden

stopped reading there

Oh that's why so many twinks play teles, they used to not be twinks !

it's the same in France, except I think for doctors and military/police.

>not having a qt (barely) 16 y/o gf to come to your house at night and jam with you
>not owning a manly, heavy telecaster to make women moisten up immediately
>not owning a guitar with a fully maple neck and a sick paint job
>not owning sweet tones (obviously from the tone wood)

Just change that to Norway if you'd like, same thing there except make it 45 hours a week if I'm not wrong

>manly
>telecaster

No thanks, I have a Gibson.

>How do you even get sleep with 80 hour weeks?

Not very easily. I've only ever done it for a few months at a time before stopping just to get a lot of money together quickly.
I guess in Sweden you would have to retarded amounts of tax anyway so there would be literally no point in doing it.

How's chemotherapy going grandpa ?

*have to pay

What the fuck
That sounds amazing but also ass backwards because getting anything like a tv show, movie, or video game done in a reasonable amount of time would be almost impossible.
>tfw in America you can work that many hours a week and still have to pay a shitload of money on health insurance
>tfw you probably dont even have dental

I don't think you get to disparage anyones age when you own a memecaster.

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/07/12/485606970/overworked-americans-arent-taking-the-vacation-theyve-earned

We just like working I guess.

>implying telecasters are hip and cool with youngsters nowadays
ask anyone who doesn't own a guitar and some who do what the best guitar brand is and they'll say Gibson simply because of the fame of the company. That's the power you need to impress people.

>getting anything like a tv show, movie, or video game done in a reasonable amount of time would be almost impossible.
workers in europe are actually competent

>I guess in Sweden you would have to retarded amounts of tax anyway

Depends on how much you earn, 2000-50000 annual is 31% tax. It's only above that 50000 limit the taxes start getting silly.

>And many, like Hagopian and Rowan, say their office doesn't have many people with the same expertise who could serve as backup.

>"If I leave and something breaks and somebody who doesn't know how to fix it tries to fix it, it could get a lot worse," Rowan says.

I'm on holiday right now, I hope the place goes to shit when I'm gone since its not my problem for now.

That must be why there are so many famous movies and such made in Sweden then, right user?

blacked seems to be rather popular :^)

for a country of 9 million with little history in theatre compared to other european countries, yeah. There's an alright amount of decent Swedish movies made.

kek

>In Sweden


what was gearspammers youtube again? i need some pedal stuff.

youtube.com/channel/UC3y0oaUgnKEOzaZoipTD6HA/videos

Sweden is safe from bullying nowhere

rectal hygienist

I just found out about a super old, local repair shop that also offers a few classes. They have a 'Guitar Setup 101' course that goes for 8 weeks and teaches you everything you need to know about doing a setup. It's $375 though. Am I an idiot for considering signing up?

They also have an 18 week course where you build your own guitar from scratch that sounds fucking awesome, but it's over $3,000.

You must be 17

welcome back to /GG/! Today's episode is Telecaster Hating! Join in on the fun by posting your Teles! Don't miss out if you missed yesterday's "Mustangs are gay" and "offsets are for indie twinks" threads!

HATE TELE

>offsets are for indie twinks

This one is true though.

It would probably save you a lot of money in the long run to be able to set up your own guitar, you could probably learn it from youtube but that would not have the same social value of course.

don't worry grandpa, tomorrow's ERG bashing again.
I hate tele/offset players more than the guitars themselves though

>You play guitar and you're NOT in a band????

I've watched a handful of setup tutorials on youtube, but I've never walked away from one with enough confidence to go buy some tools and start adjusting shit on my guitar.

The shop and classes sound legit as fuck, $375 just sounds like so much money :( Not sure what to do

can we bash ERBs aswell?

That is pretty sad desu senpai

>tfw all I do is occasionally fill in for these old guys at pub gigs

you've got to be really good to get in a non-shit band as guitarist

today's telebashing you blasted fool !

I meant tomorrow man, just asking so I can prep all my 'muh erb' images

everything about that is disgusting

there better be some top tier shitposting then

no u

>tfw like playing metal
>tfw afraid of using new tunings because i don't want to fuck up my knowledge of standard
>tfw can only cover old classic metal songs bc of it

not as bad as me, playing bass and not being in a band

That's not true. I only hear that from people who have never made any effort and are scared to schedule jams on craigslist

>>tfw can only cover old classic metal songs bc of it
Just to name a few Opeth, Cynic, Sylosis and 90% of black metal are in E standard.

Metal doesn't use unorthodox tunings, it's almost exclusively standard tunings and a few drop tunes here and there and it's really not that hard to adjust to tuning down a step or two.

Also 99% of black/power/traditional doom/heavy/thrash is in E standard so wtf are you even talking about

absolutely never

that hard-edged burst is so disgusting

Oh I remember that thread. That guy lurked here for awhile too until people posted that pic so often that he got too embarrassed and then left. Funny shit

I want to hop on the Jazzmaster meme but I read that replacing the bridges is quite essential?

Is this needed on the JMJMs which have the tune-o-matic bridges?

Wow, not only john carmack is a genius but he also plays bass !