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Crime and Punishment edition

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meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html
i.imgur.com/o1a0f.png
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/susan-1573494.html
strawpoll.me/11535259
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/virginia-1645004.html
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-00510405.html
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/antoinette-16139446.html
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-1113469.html
tsc.state.tn.us/sites/default/files/polochakkaylenmarieopnbrevised.pdf
meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/janiah-1000128369.html
youtube.com/watch?v=MIW2H-wgC54
youtube.com/watch?v=D6mVSXPIuLQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

how do i contact the ukranian druggie waifu then?

good edition

>girl you know sends you nudes
>"oh shit sorry wrong guy"
>"oops"

ah yes

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>what happens to girls without men?

gonna have to send an actual letter to the prison she's in

Might be easier for one of us to do it once it's all typed up

renee is the one
post em lad

NEED a bad gf who will suplex me testicles first

renee does seem easier to get along with ill give you that

shes got a cracking pair as well

this is a safe for work board and I don't want to do the janny's nut in

What janny doesn't know won't hurt him lad

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

What do you think she's in for lads? Doesn't look the prison type.

just found this picture on imgur roulette, no reverse image results

went to the paper's imgur link and found this:
i.imgur.com/o1a0f.png

bit weird

it won't be seen man just do it, roll the dice ride the wave
she looks like a sex doll and has more spunk, would let the brit lads run a train on her

i'd say robbery

tried searching her but the michigan offender search wasn't opening

>shift manager at wendy's
drugs

m8 used to buy and sell all sorts of shite to the boys at a local wendys. Used to hand it off right over the counter.

yeah agreed desu

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/susan-1573494.html

the prison bf

heh used my elite hacking skills to get it for you x

reckon Renee looks like a bit of the typical party skank 2bh. She's got a nice pair but she knows it and probably has a shit attitude. She's alright but I prefer the Ukranian.

ahh yes thanks

i knew it was going to be drugs. so far the most fucked one i've found is an 18 year sentence for vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated

the Hood stands with Trump

>have barbituates injected into me for taking a sharp piece of metal and sliding it across a bloke's neck until red stuff came out

dumb frog poste....whaaaaaaat?

2 years for possession?
land of the free

well, the analog watchdog is working bloody splendid. now only if i could get it calibrated properly

strawpoll.me/11535259

IMPORTANT POLL

>strawpoll.me/11535259
explain why I voted for Renee?

not gonna be a first offender

or a second time offender for that matter

they usually drop that down to a lesser crime or let you off with probation and some community service

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/virginia-1645004.html

what could possible motivate someone to start a fake account on an inmate dating website

wait i regret voting for renee

renee a trash

im not bloody psychic mate

the classic that started it all

renee looks transgender desu

business idea:
gather data on /brit/ users which I then analyze and use to build story lines and psychological profiles of miniature androids in a wild west setting, where wealthy people can join in and play out fantasies.

>apes can come and put you in a cage for putting your penis into a consenting female ape because she hasn't been alive for a sufficient number of rotations round a star

now the pirates are jerking off with criminals

a pretty peng tranny then

Just got here, didn't realise it was posted already

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-00510405.html
>earliest possible release date: [blank]
>maximum release date: 2069
She kill someone?

>locked up in a concrete and steel box for the rest of your existence because you held a machine which caused a chemical reaction and launched a small bit of metal into the wrong part of the wrong organism.

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/antoinette-16139446.html
>tall
>slender

are all Americans this deluded?

gets out soon boys

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-1113469.html

22 and her life is already over

>apes can come and force the clothes off your 12 year old daughter because you are suspected of having the wrong combination of molecules

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tsc.state.tn.us/sites/default/files/polochakkaylenmarieopnbrevised.pdf
>convicted of first degree premeditated murder, first degree felony murder, conspiracy to commit
first degree murder, a Class A felony, especially aggravated robbery, a Class A felony, and
theft, a Class D felony
oh...
and it tells the whole story

>Cosmetologist
she studies comets so she must be pretty brainy mate

The Defendant, Kayln Marie Polochak, was convicted by an Overton County Criminal Court
jury of first degree premeditated murder, first degree felony murder, conspiracy to commit
first degree murder, a Class A felony, especially aggravated robbery, a Class A felony, and
theft, a Class D felony. See T.C.A. §§ 39-13-202, 39-13-103, 39-13-403, 39-14-103 (2014).
The trial court merged the first degree and felony murder convictions and imposed a life
sentence. The court also imposed concurrent sentences of fifteen years at 30% service for
conspiracy to commit first degree murder, fifteen years at 100% service for especially
aggravated robbery, and two years at 30% service for theft. On appeal, she contends that (1)
the evidence is insufficient to support her convictions, (2) the trial court erred by denying her
motion for a judgment of acquittal, (3) the trial court erred by denying her motion to suppress
her pretrial statements, (4) the trial court erred by refusing to exclude the video recording of
the crime scene depicting the victim’s body at the scene and a photograph taken during the
victim’s autopsy, (5) the trial court erred by excluding evidence of the victim’s fear of the
codefendant, (6) the trial court erred by excluding witness testimony related to the
Defendant’s mother’s consenting to police questioning of the Defendant, (7) the trial court
erred by failing to provide an intoxication jury instruction, (8) the trial court erred by failing
to provide a duress jury instruction, (9) the mandatory life imprisonment sentence violates
the federal and Tennessee constitutional prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment,
and (10) the juvenile court erred by transferring her case to the criminal court. We affirm the
judgments of the trial court.

There is an old joke about this that says over time the majority of the things said online will be by dead people. Just like the majority of books right now are written by people who are long dead. And those dead will never be able to come back to claim their data to show it isn't relevant anymore.

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squeeling

literally king of the hill tier

REALLY makes you think

Lads, if we're picking a criminal to write I reckon we should pick an actual criminal She could be a mandatory friend for life

All the people you hear on laugh tracks are dead

you think inmate qts are redpilled ?

>I'm also a nature lover and the woods feel like home to me
did a sad reading this

:-/

she helped her boyfriend murder his grandma

>Imaginary
>Is actually very real

one reason I like Sup Forums is that it is always living and context is created by individual mutual agreement rather than mountains of outdated info.

haitiANO

Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes

meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/janiah-1000128369.html

>Hello my name is Janiah, but everyone calls me Fresh
want this one to destroy my boipussi

bitch probably had it coming

#FreePolo

all this stuff is making me feel so glad i'm not in prison having a few close calls with de law


also RENEE is the best girl

everybody makes mistakes

this 2bh

Could've been me in there

she seems obnoxious
the grandma-killer seems more interesting

honestly might send her a letter

alla subbotina best girl

Is it normal to not be able to sleep after drinking heavily

Best girl

Alla 2nd best girl

yes
that's one of the side effects of drinking
your body is trying to process that alcohol and it prevents you from getting a deep sleep.

tfw the other swede ruined my internet cred

man can't get a text back

squealing at the thought of some runt prisoner getting told they have mail on their classified ad and it turns out to be a group of posters from a british general on the international section of an anime imageboard sending cartoon frogs

not to say that these opinions are wrong, but you're completely wrong

you're literally gay if you think renee is best girl

the haitiANO is angry :/

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Well that's gay

>slag #92319312

see
chebs

looks like she's been railed out like a freight train for cocaine on a regular basis

Aberdeen meetup has went quite well lads

chinese monkey

genuinely believe she's trans
jaw looks too mannish and fake jugs

the so called gf

trash, pseudo intellectual myspace model
she knows how to make a man feel good baby and use those titties, that ass and her hoochie to get that meth, get that money and get most of all that pleasure

what's not to love? probs does and likes anal

>tfw tennessean
she's from Memphis so it makes sense tbqh

>Memphis
youtube.com/watch?v=MIW2H-wgC54

shed be in male prison man
anyway shes not trans, i know because im a doctor

Race mixing and Rasheed homosex on an advert in the subway marketed towards helping FOBs settle into Canada

Don't they know turd worlders are rorkes and would get triggered this kind of stuff? Also notice how the baby is whiter than both parents

getting my daily dose

nah they've already posted some trannies listed as female on here

memphis
youtube.com/watch?v=D6mVSXPIuLQ

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