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I want to eat the same food at the same time as someone across the globe

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if god existed he wouldn't have made so many of us retarded

Irish 10s > British 10s
Irish 1's < British 1s

can't deny this lads

wew

ok (computer)

why not?
are you implying the morality and plans of God are at all conducive to human rationality?

think the 6 head is more of an issue

>#freckles
is this what constitutes a minority rights movement in britain?

keep em coming lad
need enough to justify a smug moosenigger folder

yeah gingers too

fuck him if he's literally just a prick in the sky fucking shit up all the time, id rather go to hell than worship that

Thanks to the new iGimmick by Apple shitposting has never been so easy!

LOL he needs to spend money on a trip, because everyone believe that he is the haitiANO

>no escape button

Someone get Eric Cartman to move there.

making a big batch of pasta for work lunches, will post when im finished

your worship is irrelevant to the Godhead, but only through active connection with man can the Logos of Christ be maintained as mediator.

£2500 for the basic model of this laptop.

Who the fuck do they think they're kidding? I'm a young guy with a job and no other responsibilities.

I wouldn't fucking waste that money ever. Who will buy this shit?

shan't care

you buy it on finance goy and like it.
then you can show off to your friends how "rich" you are.

what the fuck did i just read

its for people who have too much money for their own good. literal sheep that just want the easiest, nicest, most norm core laptop possible. apple has literally hit the fucking jackpot with the Euro, NA markets. They really only get luxury markets everywhere else.

It wont be long before the rMBP is just a 5 thousand dollar ipad with a more luxurious screen and a built in keyboard

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What do you lads think of Sir Oswald Mosley?

he was a quisling

Ah yes, getting finance on anything that isn't completely necessary for your well being and survival.

Ngl I am using Macbook Air right now which cost me the best part of £900, but it was just to see whatthe hype was about.

Can't say I'm that impressed desu. Will never buy an Apple computer again.


God people are fucking stupid. I unironically know a guy who does this, buys shit on finance and thinks everybody thinks he's really cool but every month he's just trying to pay off the minimum on his latest car/phone/laptop/clothes

chubby gyal has messaged me back

didnt he babble about how the anglo race needed to rise up against the germans and crush them?

>apple has literally hit the fucking jackpot with the Euro, NA markets
not really
their growth is stagnant and sales are dropping in core markets
Tim Cook is resigning because he knows the sales will be dismal.

China is dropping Apple and its hurting them.
and I'm saying this as someone3 who owns an old macbook pro and appreciates what apple used to be.

im really not up to date with this shit, but i did hear some normies squawking about being disillusioned with the new MBP on fb

I'm not Apple fan boy so perhaps somebody can explain this to me.

Steve Jobs unironically knew what the fuck he was doing didn't he?

Ever since he died I've never seen anything come out that I'm impressed with, I just see shit gimmicks like this. That fucking touch bar looks awful, who would want that?

off to the gym lads

want anything?

In what way?

Sorry white boy, your race is doomed

haha, excellent post my friend!

your bottled sweat

>all natural brunettes

apple announced a new Pro with no ports, no magsafe, shitty keyboard and touch pad, no ethernet, no function keys, very thin and fragile, and a 'touch bar' instead of a touch screen which is a separate device from the laptop itself and runs WatchOS instead of MacOS

>going to the gym at 8am on a sunday
normie

don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still janny from the block

jaysus two cats are leppin at eachother outside me house

hope the smaller cat wins

could get a kitten soon but me da hates 'em n me uncle will just drown
'em

>Steve Jobs unironically knew what the fuck he was doing didn't he?
yes
there's a reason he saved apple from irrelevancy in the 2000s and basically set the aesthetic of a decade

If WWII didn't happen would people think of the Kaiser like Hitler?

>mini computer serving the function of a widget and the top row of keyboard eating up battery life

rate my cat

the germans only a few war crimes in belgium

very few people cared in comparison to the 6 trillion

is he pooing?

he's very cute :3 if a bit furry

Thanks, lads.

cute

wouldn't mind snuggling with your cat

*unzips dick*

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sick perverted freak

laughing at Apple is good banterr

she liked being in the bathroom

she'd snuggle u

Who is this handsome Strayan?

I've never owned a single apple product because I'm poor ;_;

normie revolt against apple on the horizon lads

Ipod classic is the only good thing.

>UK
>poor

>she
and here i thought i could identify cats sexes just by looking at them

once i get my cat it'll be cuter than yours :3

love it
hopefully they get their heads out of their asses.
I despise windows and really hate the idea of them becoming an even bigger buy in town.

its a bit mental to think about how much influence apple had in the 2000s

haha why is god punishing the italians what have they done now

People are already inclined to see Kaiser as a proto-Hitler

If WWII didn't happen he'd be seen the same way as other men of his era

Fucking russians

Haven't taken enough refugees

I saw you can buy a version without the touch bar, does that still have the original keys?

Get a load of this lads!

Hahahahahaha

Post more of your cat
she is VERY cute

going in for the kill on the chubby gyal

once Sup Forums gets emojis i wonder what will happen

under certain leadership the company will become a veritable cult (more so than it already is) with macrumors (sic) as their stormfront

they increase prices, and pull as much fuckery as possible to squeeze every dollar from their shrinking and loyal base

jobs was the company

Shouldn't post pics of your mum

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no
and the one without the bar is shit anyways

Is this Danang?

Looks like a communist cow to me 2bh

Am NOT a fan

piped a pretty little 17 year old blonde last night lads

W I N G E D H U S S A R S

>take this fucking thing off my neck or I'll fuck your eyeballs in your sleep cunt I mean it

Unironically want a pixel lads

too bad Telstra (the monopoly ISP here) paid off google so they're the only ones who can sell it in Australia for a while

Fucking already hate Telstra because i'm with them at the moment (changing VERY soon) but i'm not paying a $94 a month when i know if another telco offered it, i could get it for $75.

only 2 pics i have sadly
and i dont have her anymore :-(

thank you I'll be here whole week

have eaten a fuck load of magic mushrooms but have had little results with them

I just checked and you can literally see the keys in that picture

why are new world anglo telecoms so fucking jewed? grinds my gears fucking brits pay a couple of pence for a unlimited data
witamy

enjoying this gimmick

>buying phones on a plan
Peak runt behaviour that is

here you are mate I've got loads of pixels spare

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This is kinda late in the season. You sure they were liberty caps?

just bought a htc m8 32gb off ebay for $250. Fucking does everything

"witamy" implies very little class division, how rude

I thought Asians understood such nuances

Hoi An

Population density probably

it's literally cheaper in the long run you runt

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still quite drunk but I have important tasks this morning so i'll do my best

that's not the new macbook pro

Doesn't the US get it good as well? Probably just a a Canada and Australia thing.

I've heard from Canadians that rogers are fucking attrocious

>CA$

what kind of tasks? :)