Be Italian

>be Bulgarian
>get fat

>implying albania isn't next

Hmmmmm idk desu.Can Albania have earthquakes?

>be an albanian
>starve

Sure it can, and it's called Serbian vengance

earthquakes je Srbija

>be an alb*nian
>wake up to prayer call every day

Well that's what communism does
Can that be called an earthquake?

>get come with their dick
KEK how will France ever recover?

Burn down one more church. I dare you. Nigga I ain't even religius, I'm pissed about you fucking parasites actuing as if you are people of this land, and not just filthy ottoman inbreds who were left behind

Just kys, and make the world one Albaninan lighter