Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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first for the smell of my armpits

おつ

she's kind of hot so it's ok

...

thanks

No, but there's something wrong with fanservice.

>11 days left until I can masturbate and start exercising again

What country is the flag?

first for peru

...

>Thai
Forget that. I felt it looks a bit different

Costa Rica (コスタリカ). You can hover over the flag to see the name of the country.

How many of you Japbros went to see them in Tokyo Dome too?

If I learn Japanese, move to Japan, have a good job, be a charming and handsome guy, can I get a cute young Japanese gf?

Fuck off

skeltalfags not allowed

I would like to go out for lunch, but it is starting to rain. Should I still go or not?

Why can't you masturbate or work out?

I kept getting headaches after exercising or masturbating so the doctor told me to stop doing both for 2 weeks

Thanks
Don't know why I can't do that with my phone

Do you love Costa Rica?

>Doc, I keep getting headaches after masturbating

How did you broach this topic?

>Costa Rica
No. they killed our football team in world cap

I told the nurse just that.
And then told the doctor that when she told me to see him. It's confidential so there's no embarrassment.

What?

You aren't welcome

Janny can't save you here

how bad is your yellow fever?

When the fuck were you seeing a nurse? You were in hospital why?

イタリアの地震7,1ってかなりやばいだろ
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how bad is your country life? tell we peru

It wasn't a hospital it was the university health centre. I thought there were nurses or at least other helping staff for doctors at clinics.

>world cap

I believe you can open the image of the flag by clicking it, file names correspond to country's respective two-letter code, i.e. jp for Japan.

You mean

receptionists?

Sorry
I forgot pic

peru

let's start a wechat group for making money in chinkland, swindling chinks, & getting asian girls. what do you say

I think you have me confused with someone else. I just came back to Canada after a year in Japan for a working holiday and I managed to catch BABYMETAL's one man live in Tokyo following a friend's recommendation while I was there.

This is my first time ever posting in this thread.

それひろゆきに聞くんだな
ウィルス満載な広告、降臨!

いらないならUblock Origin使え

No there are people who can do things that don't require a doctor such as taking blood pressure, taking your piss samples, taking measurements etc

>hiro-jew-ki

ごもっとも

アドブロック・プラスではダメなのか?

Did you go on a halloween party?

Yes, on accident.

イイけどUblock Originのほうが快適で
ブロック設定が細かい
ネットリクエストそのものもブロック可能とか

Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.

そうなんだ、ありがとう

what costume did you put on?

What do you think this proves every time you post it? He posted with an American proxy too. He is Japanese.

youtube.com/watch?v=zbjniSwfCGA

Japan Love

I never wore a costume in my life. Like I said it was on accident. I went out to drink with friends and have fun and didn't know it would be a Halloween party until I got there.

Every oldfag knows that he is Korean.

ほんまかいなww

Every oldfag knows, ITT he is only

>Japanese

He is only

>normie

You are too new to understand my black friend.
Leave the Korean be.

We really shouldn't.

They let cults take over their governments when they're left alone.

Aren't you still supposed to be crying over nihonjin :^)

Why are you still posting. Be gone Dane Cook.

What is Danish uni like

Were there cute girls? Did you hit on a girl?

>You are too new to understand my black friend.
Who is your black friend and why is he sophisticated beyond my comprehension?

>Aren't you still supposed to be crying over nihonjin :^)
Who is Nihonjin?
I'm really not into newfag trips.

Fuck off burgerflap.

Shitty and destructive for the individual ideology and freedom. Like any other university.

Oh okay.
So was I better off going to uni here than in Denmark

>individual ideology and freedom
Individualism is cancer anyway.

Surprisingly there were. I mingled with people but mostly stayed with my friends.

Don't sperg out and start spamming war crime pics again ;^)

This is why you got kicked out

heil hittler?

>This is why you got kicked out
Where the fuck are you getting that from?

I dropped out. By choice. Because I had been reduced to a shallow husk of a human, with clinical depression and a blood pressure like a 50 year old man on coke.

>Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.
Pantsuya mom is aa Korean.
Pantsuya dad is aaa Korean.
Pantsuya born in the Korean.
Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.

Your mom passed you on the street whisper under breath I got a kick out of you

Kim pls

anyway all is pantsuya fault

なんか、おっさんみたいな顔
ハイキングウォーキング?のキューちゃんって呼ばれてる奴に似てる

jap

Why is Japan such a cuck country?
>get dropped on two nuclear bombs
>promise to the survivors a nuclear weapon-free world again a few months ago
>vote against a proposal to ban nuclear weapon at the UN because the US told you to
Hell I'd even say you totally deserve a third one, you fucking cucks

It's written Hitler and no.
I think after the famous sentence of Paracelsus:
"The amount makes the poison"

Too much individualism is cancer. There should be a healthier amount.

>Don't sperg out and start spamming war crime pics again ;^)
did i call it or no?

of course, he is not japanese
he didn't know differences between "kamaboko" and "katsuobishi"

- for prohibiting nuclear weapons:
>butthurt countries that don't have 'em

- against prohibiting nuclear weapons:
>master race contries that do have them officially and some countries I don't know why they're not against them

- abstention
>countries that have them unofficially

タイに住む日本人です

japan is america's whore

眠くね

**katsuobushi

馬鹿蛙レス乞食

原爆は平和の基ですので。

ガンだな

英語進行のときはよくそうなるw

I'm not making comments on other countries, obviously N.Korea and Iran are playing little diplomatic games. France and the US are standing for there nuclear dissuasion policy, so nothing new here.

But Japan? This is so disappointing
If you like being under the US nuclear protection, don't fucking walk around saying "we no like nuclear weapon, we first bombed countly, please no nuke!"

これ見て気付いたけど、日本語の口語って字で書いた時に「?」がないと主語が全く判断できないな

kek, roleplaying as countries, why dont just be yourself?

ネイティブなら理解できるよ

そうじゃなくても曇りの日は眠くなるのに
英語が眠さに拍車をかけるw

やめーや
まだ21なんや

your mom is a whore

午後の授業を思い出させるからだろうなw

文脈が足りなくてこうなるんだ
「お前ら眠くね」←はてな不要
それも日本語の長所であり短所でもあるぜ

英語だからじゃない
最近異様に眠い

その格好やらされてる当人がかわいそう。

冬が近づいてきたからそろそろ冬眠かな?

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