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YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE HYSTERICAL

JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:

YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR KIN FORCE ME TO RETREAT TO IMAGEBOARDS SUCH AS THIS THROUGH BRUTAL ISOLATION AND REJECTION. YOU FORCE ME TO LIVE AND DIE ON THIS BOARD, IT BEING MY LAST LINK TO SOCIETY AND MY SINGLE PLATFORM FOR INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE

YOU FORCE ME TO RECONCILE THE WHOLE OF MY YOUTHFUL ASPIRATIONS, INCLUDING THINGS LIKE YOUNG LOVE, AND FRIENDSHIP, AND TO INSTEAD RESIGN MYSELF TO THIS FESTERING PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE

AND THEN SEVERAL, SEVERAL YEARS LATER, YOU AND YOUR NORMALFAG FUCK ALLIES FIND THIS PLACE AND TRY TO MAKE ME LEAVE

YOU REJECT ME
YOU ALIENATE ME
YOU TURN ME INTO A MONSTER
YOU MAKE ME COME HERE TO CONFER AMONGST OTHERS OF MY KIN
THEN YOU MAKE ME LEAVE

HA

JUST
FUCKING HYSTERICAL

HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE YOU RANCID PIECE OF SHIT

THIS IS MY FUCKING BOARD. IT WAS MADE FOR ME, FOR PEOPLE OF AN ODD, MORE OBSCURE BREED, TAILOR-MADE FOR ME

LOOK, I'VE COME TO ACCEPT THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE, AMONG ALL OTHER AILMENTS, STUBBORN, AND DESPITE HOW LITTLE YOU BELONG TO THIS FUCKING PLACE, YOU WILL NOT, THROUGH SOME ILL-CONCEIVED DESIRE TO APPEAR "COUNTER-CULTURE" AND "HIP" LEAVE, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU TELLING ME TO LEAVE

RECOGNIZE THE MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE AND NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

Talking to women doesn't making me nervous, its just her. Youre right, but I prefer to get drunk alone. I could do that though.

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>Talking to women doesn't making me nervous, its just her.
ahhh, you got the one-itis son. you want her so much that you're afraid of doing anything at all lest you drive her away. i know that feel bro.

trust me, it's better to drive someone away with your actions than let them slip away due to inaction. the latter will drive you crazy for a long time afterward

>TMR
>no sexual partners but one romantic partner

3/5ths.

That's a bit low. Are you alright user?

π

>2

my ex
and my current gf

>1
after the first few times i just realized sex isn't worth the time chasing someone whom i don't entirely give a fuck about.

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