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BITTER TOMATO SAUCE
AND
BEANS ON TOASTS

lads

>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

i-it's unconstitutional and inhumane!

Right wing news sites were howling about CETA's failure meaning the EU is shite the other week, now they've gone and signed it there's not a single article about it on any front pages.

Really sets the cranial fluids flowing.

>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

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>People talk about having a White Christmas, but I'd rather have a White President's Day!

this guy really is awful

murderpedia.org/male.N/n/neal-william-lee.htm

Joe spoke no english but he had a dream
And he saved up most of his pay
To bring his wife and six kids from Lebanon
And settle down here to stay

what you man saying about leicester uni

>literally guaranteed to get the pussy that same night

you're all fucking emotionally stunted unromantic autists

there is nothing wrong with it at all

you forgot bacon and egg

Hahahahahaha

yes - I would wager the SC deem it unconstitutional to consider muslims 'aliens' and 'detrimental to the interests of the US'

Porthern Pail

you've obviously done this recently and are trying to rationalise your dumb decision lad

remember when homer was in a barbershop quartet?

Always love it when people who have lived all their life in their own little autistic bubble have it burst and they still try to cling to it
>y-you're just wrong!!! it's ro-romantic!!

Yeah I do remember

People were a lot more polite and civil

yes

Should I post yank halloween slags? Y or N

what you muttering to yourself there bruce?

>conductor stamps my open return ticket
>immediately wipe the stamp off the ticket before it dries
>repeat for a month

haha!

how is it a dumb decision?

girls love the spontaneously romantic acts it reminds them of the shit they see in romcoms

>niggers

Depends on how naturalized they are, tbqh. If they're already citizens they're untouchable.

going shops
anyone need anything?

YES YOU CUNT

watching Candyman

ugly spanish trains

post yourself off to the north pole

Nick the Greek collected tropical fish
Had to be a character too
Smuggled in Piranha just to break the law
And he fed them on kangaroo

ok so you did try it recently then seeing as you didn't deny it?

remember when he wanted to go to duff gardens but got ill?

Y

this

so glad that I've managed to dodge doing anything super cringey like that

although this doesn't bring any closer to figuring what i should text her?

yes
e
s

Doing a roast, lads.
Chicken this time.

>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

some flowers for the potential gf

Not looking forward to Hallowmeme desu.

we heard you last time NERD

fucking hell imagine living in a white britain

deciding to treat yourself to an expensive meal only to find out that the country's most lauded restaurant is Dave's Fish And Chips

second to that is Dan's Shepherds Pies

fucking hell fuck that

don't care

wonder how long this one will go on for

hhnnng these are too good, merking a bag right now.

>stamps
what sort of shitty train company do you use?
On mine they either use a Sharpie or holepunch

you couldn't make it up

gonna start then

still shrieking about this

>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

Día de muertos >>>>>> Halloween

>heard

If you're over 12 and celebrate Halloween you should be hung

thoughts?

yes, that's what I'm trying to say

the constitution will protect them and the law will never be passed

This scared the shit out of me when I was 6

the gf had a smoke

Y

where can i find this 'un

A SIMPLE TEST TO SEE IF BRINGING A GIRL WHOM YOU BARELY KNOW FLOWERS TO HER WORKPLACE

Are you attractive?
>yes
>no

if you answered >yes, then YES, definitely bring her flowers at work!

if you answered >no, then NO, don't even think about it you filthy runt

>hung

wholeheartedly agree tbqhwy

hanged

trapping air between my top lip and my teeth and letting it slowly escape and make bubbly fart sounds

horrendously depressed

Hanged

gonna continue then

>roast chicken

sweet jesus

wish my nuts were oven roasted

what are you so scared of m8?

think that showing a bit of care will break you down and make you seem weak?

just take her some fucking flowers and them come back and tell us how it went

guaranteed you'll be downing in clung juice by the time she gets off work

>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads


>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.


and he wonders why he got bantered for it

It is Sunday, colonial heathen.
Roasting is mandatory.

It's hanged mate

pictures and drapes are hung

Indeed, even depriving citizenship as punishment for a crime has been unconstitutional since the 1940s, so ""deporting"" citizens or those about to become citizens would never pass constitutional muster.

They look so oppressed

fuck off baby

Attractive or not, that's pretty weird

Bob's pride was his handlebar moustache
Said he still combed out sand
Pushed a tank through the Sahara desert
So they made him the leading hand

No it isnt what you're trying to say you lying worm, the ban is on Muslims moving to the united states not on Muslims who are already united States citizens

Smdh

Turned up naked at a girl's work with a ribbon tied round my hard willy with a label saying 'For (You)' once

Didn't end well desu

>SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
>ABOUT A LONELY GUY
>FALLING IN LOVE
>WITH A WOMAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
>OVER THE INTERNET

Had some coq au vin that I added mushrooms to and put some pastry on top as a chicken pie

>even depriving citizenship as punishment for a crime
now does that mean exiling someone or not allowing them into the country

Accidentally watched a few Rose videos again, lads.

Why do I do this to myself?

sounds like an interesting idea 2bh

shows how a closeness can develop over a long distance thanks to recent technologies

You should be hanged for your bad spelling, tbqhwy

In any case adults celebrate it here by putting up decorations and giving out treats to children.

just picturing the banter that was exchanged is enough to get me howling

>buy fast car
>don't ever get chance to drive it fast
>speed limits absolutely everywhere
>cameras everywhere
>speed bumps everywhere

very good.

I hacked Sup Forums so all posts are read out to me and I can dictate my posts back

Watching the big lebowski

dribbling loads of saliva whilst laughing at this post
fucking gallons of it

so what happens when they become citizens then? are they scrubbed from the register? because the constitution would protect them

vocaroo

Listening to some jazz lads

take it to tesco carpark at 1am on a friday and join the drift club

Report back, heard it's good but don't feel like investing a couple hours to download it then another couple watching it if it's shit

want to kick your head in

yes YOU, reading this right now

or the runt club as I like to call it

would gladly end my current life and be reincarnated back in time so that I could grow up with this lad, become part of his circle of friends and engage in the bants when he revealed it

sure I'd miss my family but it would be worth it just for that moment