You wake up in nevada

>you wake up in nevada

celebrate because all of my dreams came true.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow in the knee

You might as well wake up on fucking Mars.

Apparently there's a lot of holes in the Nevadan desert because people get murdered in Vegas and they want the holes already dug so they aren't caught digging when they put a corpse in.

That's what I've heard.

I wonder if gambling is legal on mars

I write "please no bully" with extremely large characters on a piece of paper, hold it up to the sky and start running towards area 51

>built casino

kms

>I go back to sleep

kill myself

Yeah, the cops would never dream of surveilling such a thing as a ready-made grave

does it snow in nevada? is it really "nevada"?

Treat myself for radiation poisoning and gunshot wounds.

>nevada
>it's actually a desert

I had the same doubt and yea... apparently it does

reminds me of the vast steppes of mongolia

>open pipboy
>fast travel back home

Not bad. Nevada seems pretty comfy. Reno looks like a shithole though. A literally city built entirely of trailer parks. Do Nevadans benefit at all from Las Vegas? It'd be pretty comfy having a home in the middle of nowhere.

oh wow just like any other day

btw nevada is named after the sierra nevada before commiefornia consumed most of it into their own territory

>Nevada
>Snow nowhere to be found

Sometimes

Everyone I know who's been to reno keeps saying it's the coolest place ever.

Lmao, was asking myself the same.

Must have been discovered while being abnormally covered by the snow or something, much like the Pacific isn't really a calm ocean, but the first time it was discovered it was peaceful.

Ok, interesting.

ayy lmao

It's named after the Sierra Nevada Mountains, which was its proposed western border but which due to some political manipulation ended up almost entirely within California.

I live in a zone with the same weather