Tfw you will never go back in time to the middle ages with an electric guitar and a portable amp

>tfw you will never go back in time to the middle ages with an electric guitar and a portable amp
>tfw you will never impress the peasants with your guitar and skills

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All I want is a cute girlfriend ;_;

>implying they wouldn't think you're a demon

I have timetravel fantasies all the time

>tfw you'll never be burnt at the stake for witchcraft

>no electricity
>sounds like shit
>strike terror in the hearts of the peasantry
>get burnt for witchcraft

Uh, hey retard, I said a PORTABLE amp!

YEah it MIGHT sound like shit, but the peasants wouldn't KNOW ANY BETTER you stupid fucking dipchip.

Obviously I would have batteries too. fuck you.

>battery runs out
>peasants take the opportunity to strike before you assault them again with your dreadful noise sorcery
>get beat up then drawn an quartered

Sounds like a plan. I hope you succeed user.

Why not just go back in time & kill Hitler?

youtu.be/qwoWo4ChYuQ?t=40s

They wouldn't attack you stupid gimp, they'd obviously be amazed by my gear and i'd be canonized as a fucking saint. dumb cunt.

This is stupid.

You even suck at implying fictional scenarios.

>you will never make medieval prog rock

youtube.com/watch?v=Rds2WfDqKXE

Says who? You? Some dumb anonymous teenager who has never even kissed a girl? Go fuck yourself idiot dipchip.

why?

This song is stupid. It sucks and it's not good...

No need to get assblasted user.

>proving my point further

Thanks for the (you) tho.

How is it not good?

youtube.com/watch?v=Co5H3Lu9wFo

YOu guys are al stupid fucking dipchips and you NEED to get the FUCK OUT of my thread!

>tfw ill never be burned alive bc electric guitar will make them think its the sound from the depths of hell

eh

This thought process goes through my head all the time

not sure if b8

Get OUT of my FUKCING thread!!

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because he did nothing wrong

it's doctor who, of course its autistics

>you will always be alone, even in a crowded room

'no'

Whom are you quoting?