Give me one difference between these two countries. Just one

Give me one difference between these two countries. Just one.
>inb4 dude weed lmao
>inb4 lefties

kill yourself fucking scumbag

One of these doesn't have financial crisis every 10 years.

naturalization laws

Uruguay is rightful Brazilian clay you dummy.

all third world shitholes look the same to me 2bh

Uruguayos are nice people.

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amount of immigrants and meat quality

pic related BR killing flag

fuck off

There's unironically black people in Uruguay

They have different names
Checkmate faggot

and there's unironically natives in Argentina

They're nigerians though. Nigerians are the nords of the black race, so I can kind of tolerate them.

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rude

those are the ones in Bs As. Blacks in here were brought when slavery was a thing

Those are Senegalese

Uruguayans have a slightly different accent
They have blacks
They call "lomitos" "chivitos"
They don't suffer from the cancer of peronism
You can tell a strong african influence in their culture

>Strong african influence in their culture
examples please. We only have candombe and it's dying. Blacks are a 5% of our population, they have assimilated

Modern day Uruguayans speak in "tu" and not in "vos


See: Marama

I literally see no reason for Uruguay to become an argentine province. We have basically the same culture and people. No, not basically, LITERALLY.
They're even whiter than some provinces.

And peronism isn't killing the country. Lefties are. Right-wing peronism was fascism done right, except for the part where jews were allowed to live and stuff.

Well I went to Montevideo only once in my life, it was a sunday and for some reason ended up in "barrio sur" of course there were candombe groups all over the city so it doesn't seem like it's dying at all, and it was pretty based I hope id doesn't.

Well yea, there are way more differences between Buenos Aires and Jujuy (which could totally be a different country) than Buenos Aires and Uruguay so it could totally be a part of Argentina, but it's not.

STOP IT that's not true
we use vos even more than you. IIRC In your northern provinces they use tu, just like in our eastern departments they speak like in the bible and use tu as well

I don't know if it's actually dying but it was way more common to see people playing tambores when I was a kid
probably because of the crisis

Well, the northwest might or might not be considered part of Argentina, but I sure as hell consider Uruguay to be.

the size

Esta lleno de artistas argentinos con restraso mental cantando con "tu".
Igual es cierto en el norte de Uruguay se usa mucho el "tu".

>IIRC In your northern provinces they use tu
mmm nah, that's not true.

>Give me one difference between these two countries
The sun in the flags is completely different

We have niggers and they have indians.

They recieve millions of bolivians, paraguayans and peruvians so in a few decades we'll look like Iceland compared to them.

tfw we will win the white-off

The use of tu is actually more common in older people, young people use vos almost exclusively.

Marama and the cumbia cheta groups use tu for their songs because they are faggots,

this

Unironically this

They never lost a war

Because we were always a puppet of someone else.

It's easy when you're fighting agaisnt shit enemies.
Argentina took on France, England and Spain at the same time.

kek

hey fellow prospective immigrant
hows it going
i remember u

You're the guy like me looking to move to Argentina. How's Poland? Miserable like here?

Uruguay is white

Is it easy to immigrate to Paraguay? I've read the land is affordable and simple with naturalization process. Also good gun laws. Is this true?

i dont want to be rude, but those are memewars

She looks 12.

Yes is very easy, and it's a very corrupt country, literally you can do anything you want if you have money

legal lolis

Do Uruguayans speak the same as the Argentinians? I mean, all the "che boludo vos cuantas copas tenes" thing. Or there is a difference?

I've heard that Uruguay speak the Rioplatense spanish

The Gauchos are the only true whites in south america. arg and urg are just pretending to be white.

They sound very similar and probably a mexican couldn't tell the difference, but they don't say "che"

(You)

Hello my South Brazilboo american

honorary white

Very few subtle differences like a few words and the like. Only and argies or uruguayans can spot each other I think.

We say che all the time, it is used interchangably with bo though.

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>We say che all the time
Really? I've been living a lie.... I went to the Campus Party for the weekend and next to my tent I had a group of uruguayans... I thought they were argies but then I saw the flag so yea we speak very similar

Implying gauchos are an exclusively Brazilian thing?

Uruguay has poor white while Argentina is 99% wealthy whites. This girl is a very poor teen mom from Montevideo; as you can see she looks like a bleached version of a Brazilian favela monkey.

If you guys were smart you would start doing interracial porn with these types of poor white girls. US companies cannot find white SA girls to do porn.

Proper white men are always welcome.

Argentina is a kingdom and Uruguay is a duchy

one country is less cocky
one country is lesser known
both countries have different names
one country is obsessed with steak
one country is relevant ish in sport
one country tells you that you are gay
one country is bigger
one country is smaller
one country has more whites per capita
one country isn't a sore loser about the Falklands

>one country is obsessed with steak
But they both are?

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