Times You Let Your Sup Forumstant Show

Tell us about the times you fucked up/did a cool thing/killed someone by showing your Sup Forums side to your friends/lover/cat/child/bodypillow. I'll start:

>be me
>in a surf shop looking for sunglasses
>qt's everywhere
>Only have hipstercore glasses or shitty dad glasses
>walk up the counter to ask if they have guy glasses or anything less stupid
>dual qt's behind the counter
>one is in an R.E.M. shirt and dorky looking with thick glasses
>the other is a standard mold classic model white girl
>"hey is there any other sunglasses here? All you have are girly glasses as much as I'd like to really just kill it in the heart shaped glasses."
>"hahaha well that's all we have sorry" says the white girl
>"ok cool thanks though"
>notice Jamie xx is playing
>"oh shit. You guys playing Jamie xx in here?"
>they both shrug
>R.E.M. girl speaks up
>"we dunno it's just a cd they make us put in"
>"oh, Well cool shirt anyway"
>"thanks I don't really listen to them I just like the art"
>oh.jpg
>turn 360 degrees and walk out

>Be at a party
>Someone took my mp3 player and plugged it to the speakers
>The speakers are _outside_, playing really loud
>My mp3 is on shuffle and every piece of music in it was randomized by a program because that was a thing I did during that period
>I don't think I need to go further.

>No, no Peter Sotos - McMartin this time, but something infinitely more embarrassing.

Was it the Dirty Manga Grandpa?

No.

Owlcore disguised as All Lights Fucked..

>"thanks I don't really listen to them I just like the art"

women are a fucking meme

I only saw _10_ chicks wearing Unknown Pleasures shirts during this summer.
My city only has about 200k people, though.

>360
Ok, you suck at math.

Why are you on Sup Forums if you hate memes so much

I hate feelings like that OP. Times when you finally think you found someone to connect with about something you're passionate about and they end up faking or posing. Shit sucks

>why are you on Sup Forums if you hate women so much