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Classy British Ladies Edition

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cara

Tits are soft

Questo

rasheed

you...you're back

ah yes, "google"
*surreptitiously opens bing*

you sound like you wear glasses

At Australian airports they literally pressure wash you down because of the risk of quarantine/invasive species

If they find some sort of contaminant then they send you to refugee camps in Nauru

there's boobs printed on that shirt

*alerts the janny*

made the gf k hole so I could shag her while she wasn't conscious

>Facebook comment: Can anyone ID the big guy on the end ?? He assaulted someone last night and sent them to hospital !!!!

Absolutely screeching

not for long

Gonna apply to another company department my current boss hates tomorrow, if they reject me my career is ruined haha

no, but I am a virgin that spends a lot of time doing maths

lift heavy they said
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The wife battered me in the bollocks with a hoover handle
Because I forgot to take the meat out of the freezer

me 3rd from left

this 2bh

Right lads. Grab a pen and Jot this down.

The only thing I can do Is to inform you that I have a great time in the morning and I will be a bit too often enough aha

Haven't had a boner in 4 days

Soon I will lead a horde of 100,000 Canadian lumberjacks across the Atlantic Ocean to pillage and rape the British people.

me with the monobrow

Could heem the lot

A most sinister looking fellow

>getting battered by that fat sack of shit
you'd be in hospital from the pure humiliation alone

...

Going to get the gf to grind my bollocks into a fine red mist

Should've done as you were told

could deck them all

the lawn

Is heem a real word? Or is it just on /brit/?

battered the gf so hard hahah wish you were watching truly an outstanding performance from urs truly

rock hard thinking about this

donal tran jajajaja

is it halloween yet?

>eeer boz hav ye any yokes on ticcc

working hard this one, new videos every 24-48hrs
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Lads, what's your embarrassing story?

Mine is when I was you get I would run around the playground flapping my arms and squawking like a bird.

haha deanos turns into a mentalist after a few drinks xx

you're a little poofter
honestly reckon my bird would knock you out

Yes
I managed to pour concrete into all the graves at the cemetery just in time

Turned 18 and looks like a 40 year old woman who smokes three 20 decks a day

Could heem all 3

Literally taking the day off work to stay up and watch the leccy

excelsior!

Would mow it/10

dont feel too good too be desu

started on Sup Forums from the world star threads where there was this video of a guy basically being beaten to death and the guy recording does a close up of the guy completely unconscious and says "heem sleepy" so it was that then over time it became heem then got associated with UFC threads

>on tic
haven't heard that one in a while

could heem the lot of em

I shit all over my self last night

could batter your dad and lick his arsehole after

someone emptied a bag of flour on my door at halloween once

It's a /brit/ticism tb h

How

sorry not sorry

just pulverised my testicles after the gf called me a weak willed loser

awww id heem them all id batter every one of them

could yas come up with something a bit more original yas cunts

would love to ruin your day by setting fire to your house or sommat

pinched the gf's cheek and gave her a playful flick on the wrist after she castrated our son and raped him with a steel rod before eloping to Kazakhstan with a drug dealer she had contacted HIV from and infected me with

Gonna heem you

it really isn't

jesus

1,3,2,4
(the order in which i would heem these twats)

a top lad did this to the grass area at the center of a big roundabout. it stayed up for nearly a week but now there's just 1 sign up

gf psyching up for a big PB

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bit of the left please yes sir x

love me a redhead

bet you're that mong who thought nonce was /brit/ticism as well

Could heem every single one of you shrews

*flexes my mooscles*
*bares my teeth at you*
*hisses*

if everyone in this thread was cloned and put into a deathmatch, i could say without even a modicum of doubt that my clone would be the last one standing over your clone's shriveled excuses for bodies

What about /bleep/

WHAT DOES 'BLEEP' MEAN LADS I NEED TO KNOW?

this made me kek desu

according to national statistics, around 50% of us here will be female

i know i'm one. how many others are around?

Heems u

*flops willy onto your face*

Accidentally poured skittles all over myself

had a fucked up childhood and think I may now be a compulsive liar 2bh lads

Gottem

*blushes*

Dont know

Woke up with shit splattered on my floor and my pants completely ruined

*sends your teeth flying with a heemmaker*

electronic music
you pleb

Love ambien, feel lighter than air, as opposed to the dihydrocodeine i had last night where i felt like i weighed 500kg.

>first gf had a mental breakdown and lives in a mental hospital
>second gf killed herself because she was a bit mental
>third gf died in a car crash

ah yes

shan't be partaking in relationships for a very long time

reckon I can and will deck any irish twat

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic skittle pourer

Americanised trouser sharter

Get these cunts a hot shower and some sudocream

you are fat

Post it

Yeah but why 'bleep'? Does it stand for something?

could pulverise any frog i come across

bet you think "we wuz kingz" is an internet creation as well

Last gf married the guy she met after me
Ah yes

Jealous ass white boi in the back tryna ruin a niggaz chances

just decided i'm flying to iceland just to shart in their mart

me on the right looking at the camera