Mophie edition
/brit/
Oh jessus the fathers drunk and angry again might have to fucking drop the old cripple so hell shut the fuck up
No idea tb h
did you consider him a best mate? thats quite bad of him
yes yes the neurotoxin will be setting in shortly...
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lads I think i'm gay
lads
asian or latina
what should i wank to?
When I box, it isnt boxing. Its art. Its magnificence. Its beauty and ruggedness personified. I will be professional in a few years time.
might put on a bin bag and hide in the bin so that I can get into the rubbish lorry and be crushed to death lads
will he get shot down?
Gonna hit the sack, lads
*Punches myself in the bollocks*
Wow Sophie is a big girl
Yeah i do
He was obsessed with me "stealing his mates" because I went to a few pre-drinks with him.
And now he's not inviting me anymore.
Bizarre tb h
going sleep in 7 minutes
say your farewells etc
letting you know in advance to plan accordingly and prepare your selves out of courtesy
hello there...
alarm is set for 7:20am fml
*hits your bollocks with a brutal flurry of hooks and jabs and finishes with a classic haymaker in platinum form*
>two drumpf jets
money falling out his arse
por tu
Are you upset over this? what a wee cunt
stellar post
have to say you've really gotten the hang of it
want me to suck you off and see if you like it?
doing a think
>Britain will never speak Elizabethan English like Jesus Christ, ever again
Ayy meow.
>arriving in a massive plane
this is okay in america
Not really but like I said he was a way of meeting new people
*walks towards you*
im very lonely
youtube.com
don't bother
Same
Who /skinsgen2/ here?
et tu, Runte?
Something similiar happened to me, the mates have basically dropped me. Im not so much upset just insanely bored. Just sitting here on weekends shitposting.
that's his small one. he usually flies a 757
want to do a pee but don't want to move
life is such a hard dilemma
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desperately need a boyfriend
meow
he should put some savlon on that nasty cut
How feminine are you?
that little bitch got her throat fucked
Would you mind if that bf was a Yank?
Absolute tune
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blaring ladhouse down my apple earbuds
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*sinks my teeth into her supple arsecheek*
saw a very very strange plane today
nothing like I've ever seen before, nobody was looking up at it either weirdly
The gf
boring cunts the lot of ye
Yeah same. Got friends on my course, but they all live away from me so the weekends are pretty shite. Might join some societies or something just to stop myself from going mental at the weekends.
your father was absent during your upbringing and your mother is a loose woman
Not very.
No not at all.
don't care if a white guy goes out with an Asian or whatever other interracial relationships there may be but fucking hell those runts who utterly fawn over Asian girls are proper weird
wew remember them from need for speed underground
they've been standing there for 1 hour 30
>Hey, you better do X for her tomorrow
>Okay, I will
>No you won't
>OK I won't
>Omg how could you? You fucking better do X for her!
Fucking hell, what the fuck is wrong with women?
Literally seeing absolute normies sharing Sup Forums tier photos on facebook, like goodlooking girls and proper deano new build hardmen are sharing this
weird
>spotty arse
Hello there you wankers
I REALISE
Tell me where to move to then
Always wanted a Bong boyfriend
never played it
I just want someone to drink with and fuck about with on weekends tbf
me on the right
Post it
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I'd rather go to America, it's a bit shit where I am.
>order a kiev pizza
>covered in red onions and mushrooms
What the actual fuck? Nobody does this.
do you only have students on your facebook or something?
i see people sharing all sorts of so called "redpilled" things all the time
Bought myself this a few years ago
Pretty simple but rare costume prop which has served me well
trump actually flies multiple planes to each of his rallies
imagine being that rich
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That's not toot and you are not from France
Oh. Well, I live in the rural South. If you don't mind the heat it's pretty OK
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
wait is it halloween today
my facebook friends list is a mixture of scumbags, druggies, average normies, students, farmers and knackers
a diverse mixture, 1,500 friends in total
Saw a meme about Hilary's emails and her rigging an election on a massive "commonwhitegirl" (like 1mil+) instagram account
Did a literal double take
No tonight
I could wrestle a deer with my bear hands
what time does it start?
how dear you
So tired
same, want to cuddle?
do I look like a fucking calendar m8
00:00 31/10
>both are the 32nd IP in the thread
I could get used to the heat.
What are you guys going as for halloween tonight
I am a normie in the sense that I have lots of friends on social media and get 200+ likes on most photos and I can get with girls on a night out, but I have zero friends and cannot forge meaningful relationships with anyone whatsoever
my last few mates dropped me there so idk what to be at now
do you get bullied for being a bender there?
Why do Americans care so much about Clinton's fucking email account?
In Brtiain it's the sort of thing you'd get a slap on the wrist for from some select committee and then it would be forgotten after a week
Dressing up as a sexy cat
Sure, can we suck each other off as well?
Harambe, complete with little brown baby doll and banana
people call each other normie on here constantly but I think all the frequent posters on Sup Forums have something in common
we're all slightly different in one way or another