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Mophie edition

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Oh jessus the fathers drunk and angry again might have to fucking drop the old cripple so hell shut the fuck up

No idea tb h

did you consider him a best mate? thats quite bad of him

yes yes the neurotoxin will be setting in shortly...

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lads I think i'm gay

lads
asian or latina
what should i wank to?

When I box, it isnt boxing. Its art. Its magnificence. Its beauty and ruggedness personified. I will be professional in a few years time.

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might put on a bin bag and hide in the bin so that I can get into the rubbish lorry and be crushed to death lads

will he get shot down?

Gonna hit the sack, lads

*Punches myself in the bollocks*

Wow Sophie is a big girl

Yeah i do

He was obsessed with me "stealing his mates" because I went to a few pre-drinks with him.

And now he's not inviting me anymore.

Bizarre tb h

going sleep in 7 minutes
say your farewells etc
letting you know in advance to plan accordingly and prepare your selves out of courtesy

hello there...

alarm is set for 7:20am fml

*hits your bollocks with a brutal flurry of hooks and jabs and finishes with a classic haymaker in platinum form*

>two drumpf jets

money falling out his arse

por tu

Are you upset over this? what a wee cunt

stellar post

have to say you've really gotten the hang of it

want me to suck you off and see if you like it?

doing a think

>Britain will never speak Elizabethan English like Jesus Christ, ever again

Ayy meow.

>arriving in a massive plane

this is okay in america

Not really but like I said he was a way of meeting new people

*walks towards you*

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im very lonely
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don't bother

Same

Who /skinsgen2/ here?

et tu, Runte?

Something similiar happened to me, the mates have basically dropped me. Im not so much upset just insanely bored. Just sitting here on weekends shitposting.

that's his small one. he usually flies a 757

want to do a pee but don't want to move
life is such a hard dilemma

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desperately need a boyfriend

meow

he should put some savlon on that nasty cut

How feminine are you?

that little bitch got her throat fucked

Would you mind if that bf was a Yank?

Absolute tune

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blaring ladhouse down my apple earbuds

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*sinks my teeth into her supple arsecheek*

saw a very very strange plane today

nothing like I've ever seen before, nobody was looking up at it either weirdly

The gf

boring cunts the lot of ye

Yeah same. Got friends on my course, but they all live away from me so the weekends are pretty shite. Might join some societies or something just to stop myself from going mental at the weekends.

your father was absent during your upbringing and your mother is a loose woman

Not very.
No not at all.

don't care if a white guy goes out with an Asian or whatever other interracial relationships there may be but fucking hell those runts who utterly fawn over Asian girls are proper weird

wew remember them from need for speed underground

they've been standing there for 1 hour 30

>Hey, you better do X for her tomorrow
>Okay, I will
>No you won't
>OK I won't
>Omg how could you? You fucking better do X for her!
Fucking hell, what the fuck is wrong with women?

Literally seeing absolute normies sharing Sup Forums tier photos on facebook, like goodlooking girls and proper deano new build hardmen are sharing this

weird

>spotty arse

Hello there you wankers

I REALISE

Tell me where to move to then

Always wanted a Bong boyfriend

never played it

I just want someone to drink with and fuck about with on weekends tbf

me on the right

Post it

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I'd rather go to America, it's a bit shit where I am.

>order a kiev pizza
>covered in red onions and mushrooms

What the actual fuck? Nobody does this.

do you only have students on your facebook or something?

i see people sharing all sorts of so called "redpilled" things all the time

Bought myself this a few years ago
Pretty simple but rare costume prop which has served me well

trump actually flies multiple planes to each of his rallies

imagine being that rich

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That's not toot and you are not from France

Oh. Well, I live in the rural South. If you don't mind the heat it's pretty OK

You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

wait is it halloween today

my facebook friends list is a mixture of scumbags, druggies, average normies, students, farmers and knackers

a diverse mixture, 1,500 friends in total

Saw a meme about Hilary's emails and her rigging an election on a massive "commonwhitegirl" (like 1mil+) instagram account
Did a literal double take

No tonight

I could wrestle a deer with my bear hands

what time does it start?

how dear you

So tired

same, want to cuddle?

do I look like a fucking calendar m8

00:00 31/10

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I could get used to the heat.

What are you guys going as for halloween tonight

I am a normie in the sense that I have lots of friends on social media and get 200+ likes on most photos and I can get with girls on a night out, but I have zero friends and cannot forge meaningful relationships with anyone whatsoever

my last few mates dropped me there so idk what to be at now

do you get bullied for being a bender there?

Why do Americans care so much about Clinton's fucking email account?

In Brtiain it's the sort of thing you'd get a slap on the wrist for from some select committee and then it would be forgotten after a week

Dressing up as a sexy cat

Sure, can we suck each other off as well?

Harambe, complete with little brown baby doll and banana

people call each other normie on here constantly but I think all the frequent posters on Sup Forums have something in common

we're all slightly different in one way or another