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Good edition
HAPPY HALLOWEEN DAY :-)
I've never said hi to thailad before
bit cold in my room
morning and early afternoon /brit/ is the comfiest 2bh
when it starts moving fast it gets a bit too childish and reddity
im a fucking runt lads
best cereal coming through
the kike has discovered that he is an asshole
WeetBix or get out
Top taste, m8.
shhhh...there there....it's ok lad
I felt the same last night but it's amazing what a good nights sleep will do. why do you feel like that anyway? or you could just post fucking machines?
i like this time of day for /brit/
around evening i can't say anything without "FOY" as the reply
Bost fugging maggines :DDD
These are better
How is weet-bix eaten? It looks too big for spoons
Glorious Union Station
same can't post anything without rorkes pfm spa-
nvm ;_________;
that's half your fault 2bh
most yanks are atrocious posters especially later on when they try to fit when the threads are moving fast.
wrong reply.
the milk makes them soggy like porridge. Also in the UK they're called Weetabix, weet-bix is the aussie/nz version of the same exact thing.
im an exceptional poster
probably the best poster on /brit/ desu even including other brits
(((he))) is angry
>I won the special Olympics
well done
every day for the past few days during the high traffic times i'll see a yank getting into an argument about how big and powerful america is.
i think its just one guy t.b.h.
what make a /brit/ post good or not, teach me please
FOY
Mmm feel good from the drugs I took
you memeing or did you take drugs
Doing a poo
same
the krokodil feels so good flowing through my veins
((((he))) wants to learn from the goyim hahaha
would you have sex with this lad?
don't think it can be taught
a lot of /brit/ is just standard banter that would be exchanged between a couple of british people. that type of humour is picked over a lifetime of living in the UK.
i would shot him
Nah
morning lads
>woke up just in time to hear the normalfags rush about
Ah yes
the so-called after-sesh, or saesh
looks feminine enough, so yes
doing a getting a gun licence lads
wow an antisemite, don't worry i will report him to the ADL
bit gay
is it true that the kelloggs' guy was an active supporter of circumcision?
which would be a shame because it's the opnly brand we have here
standard edgy reply from the Sup Forumsack
edgy Sup Forums lad
yeah, he hated masturbation
Well, perhaps that's because you come from Belgium..
Does it really matter?
That lad was born in 1860 ffs
Smacks are another one of God's own cereals
Are they Sugarpuffs?
Tbf masturbation is terrible for you not in the sense that "God hates it" but more along the lines of it ruins your mind
>masturbation
>it ruins your mind
ayy
It would appear so based on appearances and description
perhaps he was right though
can you imagine what the world would be like if all that time wasted on wanking had been spent more purposefully?
> it ruins your mind
why?
>tfw never seen either here
no it doesn't
this is the puritan fallacy
wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating. there is nothing wrong with it
no it doesnt lol
porn can if you watch it daily but you just have to cut back on it
well good morning
It's an unproductive activity that causes a dopamine release
The occasional wank to naked pics is probably harmless overall but I'd wager that well over 90% of men watch porn while masturbating and masturbate on a daily basis
Porn is the real mind killer
>wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating.
No it's not
You have to eat or you die and you force yourself not to piss it will eventually happen and it's necessary for ridding your body of excess water
Wanking is something you choose to do
>masturbate on a daily basis
not sure about that
If you're high test, not getting any and you don't wank it can fuck your shit up tbf.
You must have a high end grocer that stocks Western dry goods
I remember when I lived in Manila there was a place called Rustan's which was a grocer that did stock Western items
you've still provided absolutely no argument as to why it's bad for your body. the fact that you cum yourself in your sleep if you dont wank long enough means that regular ejaculation is desired.
you're talking utter rubbish
Not really the old jizz will just come out in nocturnal emissions
I dreamed with ur moms
If I choose not to wank I'll go about 8 days and then have a wet dream and an awkward cleanup, so I just wank every few days since I may as well enjoy it
you didn't choose to have a cock and a libido
>Rebuilds
Eww, no
why didn't you ally with and send support to the Confederacy?
ive never had a wet dream
wanking (for someone with no sexual life) will help him with not obtaining prostate problems later in life
so having a rub once in a while (like twice a week I'd say) is good for the body. and for the soul too
The supermarket I use stocks enough UK,AUS and US stuff that I don't need to seek any kind of specialist shop.
I was thinking more mentally than physically. When you're gagging for it a quick wank sorts you right out.
my peepee kinda hurts when I cum after a long period of continence
fuck off rorke
same lad. never had those night rejects either, or I just don't remember
You never involuntarily have a wank
Had a period in my late teens where I cumstained my pants about once every month while asleep.
anyone else get triggered when people pronounce things wrong?
Not an argument
I never involuntarily eat either
yeah im really autistic about that
yeah its aluminum
like aloominum
>night rejects
wut
If you don't eat you die
If you don't wank you just feel horny
A la wanking is not a necessity
>irish wear their pants to bed
new meme potential?
Yeah that's a solid 75% of the reason I don't like yanks
>Had a period
D U B L I N
same
I have awful pronunciation 2bh
Grew up in a povvo household where the vocabulary was like 2000 words and all the rest I learned form book (obviously I pronounced a lot of them wrong).
I didn't say it was a "necessity" just that it's a completely neutral bodily function and there is no reason to get all puritan about it
Spunk gets created, spunk needs to get out, that's it
What are some examples?
I could actually do with some pictures from home.
Wish there was some comfy rural Britain posted but everyone is too busy arguing about retarded yank politics and korean noncery to actually post about Britain anymore. I miss home.
no one is calling it a necessity. people said it was a perfectly normal bodily function like eating or drinking.
the fact that you will cum your pants in your sleep if you dont cum voluntarily is pretty telling of that.
a la youre a fucking dummy
It comes out in nocturnal emissions if you don't wank but a generation raised on porn and daily wanking doesn't know what that is
Just google image senpai
everyone wears their pants to bed you freak
if i never see the english evergreens im running to
its nothing to me
actually it comes out during pissing
but it comes it on his own anyway
honestly I don't wank anymore because I don't really want to/have the time but a cheeky wank once in a while isn't bad
Do you ever miss it though? Do you ever wonder if the move was the right thing to do?
I have a good life here, better financially than I had back home for sure, and am even in a relationship, but I miss Britain a lot, even though I like my life here. Wonder if that's normal for expats or if I should move back.
everytime i get home i end up wanting to leave again