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Goat cereal choice

Good edition

HAPPY HALLOWEEN DAY :-)

I've never said hi to thailad before

bit cold in my room

morning and early afternoon /brit/ is the comfiest 2bh

when it starts moving fast it gets a bit too childish and reddity

im a fucking runt lads

best cereal coming through

the kike has discovered that he is an asshole

WeetBix or get out

Top taste, m8.

shhhh...there there....it's ok lad

I felt the same last night but it's amazing what a good nights sleep will do. why do you feel like that anyway? or you could just post fucking machines?

i like this time of day for /brit/
around evening i can't say anything without "FOY" as the reply

Bost fugging maggines :DDD

These are better

How is weet-bix eaten? It looks too big for spoons

Glorious Union Station

same can't post anything without rorkes pfm spa-
nvm ;_________;

that's half your fault 2bh

most yanks are atrocious posters especially later on when they try to fit when the threads are moving fast.

wrong reply.
the milk makes them soggy like porridge. Also in the UK they're called Weetabix, weet-bix is the aussie/nz version of the same exact thing.

im an exceptional poster

probably the best poster on /brit/ desu even including other brits

(((he))) is angry

>I won the special Olympics
well done

every day for the past few days during the high traffic times i'll see a yank getting into an argument about how big and powerful america is.
i think its just one guy t.b.h.

what make a /brit/ post good or not, teach me please

FOY

Mmm feel good from the drugs I took

you memeing or did you take drugs

Doing a poo

same

the krokodil feels so good flowing through my veins

((((he))) wants to learn from the goyim hahaha

would you have sex with this lad?

don't think it can be taught

a lot of /brit/ is just standard banter that would be exchanged between a couple of british people. that type of humour is picked over a lifetime of living in the UK.

i would shot him

Nah

morning lads

>woke up just in time to hear the normalfags rush about

Ah yes

the so-called after-sesh, or saesh

looks feminine enough, so yes

doing a getting a gun licence lads

wow an antisemite, don't worry i will report him to the ADL

bit gay

is it true that the kelloggs' guy was an active supporter of circumcision?
which would be a shame because it's the opnly brand we have here

standard edgy reply from the Sup Forumsack

edgy Sup Forums lad

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yeah, he hated masturbation

Well, perhaps that's because you come from Belgium..

Does it really matter?

That lad was born in 1860 ffs

Smacks are another one of God's own cereals

Are they Sugarpuffs?

Tbf masturbation is terrible for you not in the sense that "God hates it" but more along the lines of it ruins your mind

>masturbation
>it ruins your mind
ayy

It would appear so based on appearances and description

perhaps he was right though

can you imagine what the world would be like if all that time wasted on wanking had been spent more purposefully?

> it ruins your mind

why?

>tfw never seen either here

no it doesn't

this is the puritan fallacy

wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating. there is nothing wrong with it

no it doesnt lol

porn can if you watch it daily but you just have to cut back on it

well good morning

It's an unproductive activity that causes a dopamine release

The occasional wank to naked pics is probably harmless overall but I'd wager that well over 90% of men watch porn while masturbating and masturbate on a daily basis

Porn is the real mind killer

>wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating.

No it's not
You have to eat or you die and you force yourself not to piss it will eventually happen and it's necessary for ridding your body of excess water

Wanking is something you choose to do

>masturbate on a daily basis
not sure about that

If you're high test, not getting any and you don't wank it can fuck your shit up tbf.

You must have a high end grocer that stocks Western dry goods

I remember when I lived in Manila there was a place called Rustan's which was a grocer that did stock Western items

you've still provided absolutely no argument as to why it's bad for your body. the fact that you cum yourself in your sleep if you dont wank long enough means that regular ejaculation is desired.

you're talking utter rubbish

Not really the old jizz will just come out in nocturnal emissions

I dreamed with ur moms

If I choose not to wank I'll go about 8 days and then have a wet dream and an awkward cleanup, so I just wank every few days since I may as well enjoy it

you didn't choose to have a cock and a libido

>Rebuilds
Eww, no

why didn't you ally with and send support to the Confederacy?

ive never had a wet dream

wanking (for someone with no sexual life) will help him with not obtaining prostate problems later in life
so having a rub once in a while (like twice a week I'd say) is good for the body. and for the soul too

The supermarket I use stocks enough UK,AUS and US stuff that I don't need to seek any kind of specialist shop.
I was thinking more mentally than physically. When you're gagging for it a quick wank sorts you right out.

my peepee kinda hurts when I cum after a long period of continence

fuck off rorke

same lad. never had those night rejects either, or I just don't remember

You never involuntarily have a wank

Had a period in my late teens where I cumstained my pants about once every month while asleep.

anyone else get triggered when people pronounce things wrong?

Not an argument

I never involuntarily eat either

yeah im really autistic about that

yeah its aluminum

like aloominum

>night rejects
wut

If you don't eat you die

If you don't wank you just feel horny

A la wanking is not a necessity

>irish wear their pants to bed

new meme potential?

Yeah that's a solid 75% of the reason I don't like yanks

>Had a period
D U B L I N

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Ah yes, I feel much better now.

Thank you expatboxes.com

same

I have awful pronunciation 2bh

Grew up in a povvo household where the vocabulary was like 2000 words and all the rest I learned form book (obviously I pronounced a lot of them wrong).

I didn't say it was a "necessity" just that it's a completely neutral bodily function and there is no reason to get all puritan about it

Spunk gets created, spunk needs to get out, that's it

What are some examples?

I could actually do with some pictures from home.

Wish there was some comfy rural Britain posted but everyone is too busy arguing about retarded yank politics and korean noncery to actually post about Britain anymore. I miss home.

no one is calling it a necessity. people said it was a perfectly normal bodily function like eating or drinking.

the fact that you will cum your pants in your sleep if you dont cum voluntarily is pretty telling of that.

a la youre a fucking dummy

It comes out in nocturnal emissions if you don't wank but a generation raised on porn and daily wanking doesn't know what that is

Just google image senpai

everyone wears their pants to bed you freak

if i never see the english evergreens im running to
its nothing to me

actually it comes out during pissing
but it comes it on his own anyway
honestly I don't wank anymore because I don't really want to/have the time but a cheeky wank once in a while isn't bad

Do you ever miss it though? Do you ever wonder if the move was the right thing to do?

I have a good life here, better financially than I had back home for sure, and am even in a relationship, but I miss Britain a lot, even though I like my life here. Wonder if that's normal for expats or if I should move back.

everytime i get home i end up wanting to leave again