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lindybeige edition

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Ribery dabbing edition

baltman

I lay in my bed,
dream of lil girls on my cushion,
deserve to be dead,
my name is baltic prussian.

played like a fiddle

They call me dys, dyslexia.

Best cunt reporting !

Greatest ally.

3D women are NOT important.

foreigners... how antiquated

>dat trigger discipline
veddy gud

>fighting weebs with posting anime pictures
pfffffffff
nice logic you got there mate
here have this picture

They are actually pretty important. You know, the human race would die out withouth them.

Discuss

How are you doing chap?

no

Most fashion models per capita.

but he isn't wearing any fashion

Thanks for giving me a clue who you are, so I can recognize you in future threads.

*smashes your hydrocephalean head against the toilet seat*
take that, kid

The juden will lie dead in the wake of my reckoning

hbu?

He doesn't need to desu

you know nothing about me :)

me on the right
you on the left

he's dyel af

Animes are better that some stupid frog
*stomps on a frog*

Just chillin and waiting for snow to come.

i know more at this moment than i did just five minutes ago, so i do my friend, i do.

Why?

hey I'm not your friend

What about me? Are we friends?

Wish I had snow

Yes we are my friend

you know fuck all who we are, buddy.

Taste my bullet microkraut

>finally more friends
Feels good

wish I had a reason to live haha

3D women are NOT important.

Everyone does ;_;
Snow is the best

Same haha

Well I doubt that you are my friend or a buddy

next person to post a picture of tea sipping will get a unforeseen consequence

But I can't put my benis into 2D women

...

you can't put yours into real ones either haha

i'm sure we can find a solution to the situation at hand, friend.

But I did :^)

...

i made tea for myself :)

where are the proofs?

>forgets about int for half a yr
>returns
>exact same

w.e.w.l.a.d.s.

None since I didn't felt the need to capture it on tape. Also note I wrote "did", haven't touched a woman since 6 months and counting.
Lmao@my life

Won't it come back if you mention it? I have a creepy feeling if you utter that, the person will return.

Me as Napoléon Bonaparte in the foreground and my life as the flaming wreck in the background

>6 months
12 months here
get on my level scrub haha

Haha see you in 6 months haha

well that depends on what kind of person you are :)

no. you just need to cooperate when the time comes. until then, you are free to do as you please.

Hello.

Where are the models?

youtube.com/watch?v=74y-VOHh8qM

hmm

Forgot Janis :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What happened with him?

no kek

>Want to make a mem for my friend about how his squat is so much weaker than mine
>Google img search "Granny squatting"
>Mfw the results

Hello, where is Estonian model????

what do you squat bruh

you have no idea who you are messing with right now.

Who?

Don't tell me I am the only one seeing the ghost?

got you

kek I don't give a shit

A ghost you say?

you will regret this when i rip the crown off your corpse, kid

yes

all balts belong to the Mikoto

now I will forever remain the king and you will always be peasant btw I bet I could beat you bitch boy

A ghost you saw on that day which shall not celebrated by a good Christian?

hello

here is some models with nice fits

i gotto take ashid now and also do some things

see you bit later

pls bost mroe models when i am absent and spread the word of the holy trinity of male aesthetics, lookism and religion of beauty

Thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=fNZooFfxW48

you are messing with powers far beyond your pathetic control. this is my last warning. do what you want with it.

Thoughts?

pfffffffff warning he says don't make me laugh
also I got to go now so you don't need to reply to this you weak bitch boy

me on the left

140kg for reps.

good symmetry i guess???

Goodnight my baltic friends

>Walking on the street
>A qt girl walking towards me looks at me and blushes when i look back
>Walk past her
>She looks back
>Keep walking
Now there are 2 options: either im hideous and she found some morbid curiosity looking at my face or i am actually handsome

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

U r hideous

She was probably creeped out by how you eyed her and was afraid you'd sneak up behind her to rape her.

thx for the body dismorphia xDDDD

>A qt girl walking towards me looks at me and blushes when i look back
you made this up obviously. there are no girls who are this shy these days unless she is ugly as sin and you look like a fitness model but that is unlikely

All memes aside, you're probably handsome enough, just too shy and socially awkward

night bby

Im 180kg/140kg/120kg deadlift/squat/bench/ 191cm 85kg. I also knew the girl and i think she has liked me b4

You're not going out on Halloween? What the fuck is wrong with you? Sad fuck

latvia is new zealand

Im a meme machine. Without memes I would die

hi guys

Post memes

Russia shud leav