Scotland

>scotland

what's with all the irish shitposts today???

>those tiny Wicker Man-esque islands in the British Isles

you jealous???

>Fuck you England, we hate your guts! >Do you want to leave the UK?
>N.. no.

>it's a celt on celt violence thread

really makes you think

*Scoa'l'n'

>scotland
>celt
don't they have a "we wuz germanics" thing going on?

I thought it was a WE WAZ VIKINGZ.

they wuz germanics so basically

True it is

Nah we usually choose the WE WUZ CELTS one but in reality we're just pale jews desu

Aren't the Scottish the U.K. equivalent to American Southerners?

>This chapter explains, and is based on, the belief that all mankind is descended from Adam through the sons of Noah. It tells us how Noah's son Japheth is the forebear of all Europeans (see Japhetites), how Japheth's son Magog is the forebear of the Gaels and Scythians, and how Fénius Farsaid is the forebear of the Gaels. Fénius, a prince of Scythia, is described as one of 72 chieftains who built the Tower of Babel. His son Nel weds Scota, daughter of an Egyptian pharaoh, and they have a son named Goídel Glas. Goídel crafts the Goidelic (Gaelic) language from the original 72 languages that arose after the confusion of tongues. Goídel's offspring, the Goidels (Gaels), leave Egypt at the same time as the Israelites (the Exodus) and settle in Scythia. After some time they leave Scythia and spend 440 years wandering the Earth, undergoing a series of trials and tribulations akin to those of the Israelites, who spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness. After many years at sea, they settle in the Maeotian marshes, then sail via Crete and Sicily and conquer Iberia. There, Goídel's descendant Breogán founds a city called Brigantia, and builds a tower from the top of which his son Íth glimpses Ireland.
Irish and Scots are kangz.

Scots aren't celts, we saxon.

Nah American Jews. Jokes told about the frugality of Jews in America are told about Scots in the UK.
Of course m8 we will inherit the earth.

nah that's northern england

>scot literally means gael
lol

Scots aren't true celts and haven't been since the Picts were killed off

>not even sure if Picts spoke a Celtic language (probably did)
>northern and western Pictish replaced with Gaelic, well-known to be Celtic