Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -How do I come up with top stories? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, talent, descendents, AJJ, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood! -/p4k/ forever
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Titus Andronicus 7.0 by Stuart Berman Hieroglyphic Being 8.0 by Louis Pattison Meshuggah 4.0 / 5.2 / 6.0 / 7.9 / 8.6 / 8.1 / 8.3 / 7.2 / 8.8 / 8.2 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Metronome 8.3 by Seth Colter Walls
Hudson James
>reviewing 10 Meshuggah albums
Jordan Sullivan
you forgot Mary Lattimore & Jeff Zeigler 6.9
five reviews a nite are back??
Elijah Anderson
>Titus Andronicus 7.0 by Stuart Berman Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the p4k offices tomorrow
[spoilers]just kidding btw, don't call the cops, it's just a meme, haha[/spoiler]
Sebastian Davis
hey man, be careful. don't want to end up like that Sup Forums trip who is serving a 4 year prison sentence for shitposting
Sebastian Perry
you patrick groupies ever think that maybe +@ gets bad reviews bc the records are bad?
William Collins
>Amber Coffman shame, she's pretty talented but shes tainted with sjw stink
Leo Taylor
fuq deleting! don't screencap it!
Adrian Peterson
KYS Stuart, you gay faggot
Ryan Sanchez
you kys. go choke on some plain white food, patrick. trust funder.
Isaac Baker
You better hope they don't take this seriously, because if they do, it's 4 years of intimate time with Tyrone.
Hudson Garcia
user stop!
Landon Williams
Is 8.8 the highest score Pitchfork has ever given a metal album?
Daniel Jones
2 full points higher than any metal album deserves desu
Thomas Flores
>forgetting muthafuckin' Metallica's 10/10
i think there are a few more metal reissues that got in the 9s at least
oh, Sunbather and New Bermuda, btw
Adam Miller
New Bermuda getting a 9 was a joke
Carson Howard
New Bermuda is great Sun Bat Her is the underwhelming one (aside from "The Pecan Tree")
John Cruz
Deathspell Omega, Negura Bunget, Enslaved, Krallice, Panopticon, Oranssi Pazuzu all more deserving of that score.
Connor Thomas
9.3 for Discordance Axis's Jouhou
Dominic Campbell
>Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? YES YES THEY WERE THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
why does p4k hate titus andronicus so much? is it because patrick wouldn't let craig jenkins fuck his gf?
Jackson Price
Didn't The Monitor get like an 8.7?
Wyatt Reed
and 3 releases later, they never got a BNM again
Adam Hill
They rode the hype train as far as they could dude, two consecutive BNMs for an up and coming hip band emerging from NJ. They showed they were the taste makers long enough. Atleast TMLT got an 8.1
