/voc/ Vocaroo Thread

Let's get this going. Mandatory english: How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Some Finnish: Hän katsoi maan reunalta tähteä putoavaa
Nyt kauniit kasvot neitosen peittää karu maa
Jokaisen täytyy katsoa silmiin totuuden
Sillä aika ompi voittoisa, mut' tämä maa on ikuinen.

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Noice

I always liked these threads

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He doesn't. He does it so he can feed his family and not live off of the system, not because it makes him happy.

Rate the future of the finish language:
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my mic is fucked

Guten tag, vocarische untermenschen

isiGerman:

Ein Streichholzschächtelchenverkäufer ist eine Person die Streichholzschächtelchen an Streichholzschächtelchenverbraucher verkauft.

Remember to r8 niggas

4/10 finnish

6/10, most words were understandable

0/10 for not reading the finnish part

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Please, rate?

your fart sounds weird

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finnish so cute

>4/10 finnish
I don't even know how those fancy vowels with accents are supposed to sound like.

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Great english, wish I could speak like that. Be a good anão and rate others.

Be a good refugee :(
Speak german!

I don't wanna be cute

too late for that

No idea how to read any of that.

Just try it
That's what makes these threads fun and makes my life worth living

You seem fluent enough in english though :^)

just do the German. Try it. With effort.
It will make you smart and your tongue strong.

vocaroo.com/i/s17nXgHITOEo bumping with karaoke (I have a slight cold going on so apologies for voice cracks)

But that's autistic german.

You don't sound finnish.

Then what do I sound like?

Ano :^)

Guess it's back to using the name (for the millionth fucking time, I'm not Ano)

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rate and subsgribe


and now to play dota where i am too awkward to use the mic

C'mon niggas don't let the thread die

Alright I'll bump.

>no finnish

jävla

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Nobody tries German.
This threads became shit.

Write something then.

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Get a load of this /lit/ meme my friend :-)

has been written there for hours.

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Trying some french

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Post something to sing!

Sing to the melody of L'Italiano

Voi jospa tietäisivät maailmalla,
Nyt mitä voikaan olla taivaan alla,
On täällä kansa, jonka kyyneleistä aikaan saisi aika monta valtamerta
On täällä monta yksinäistä, mutta
Niin paljon kiellettyä rakkautta,
Nyt etten siitä riitä kertojaksi taulut eikä ikävöivät lemmenlaulut,
On täällä elämä raskasta työtä
Ja siinä harvemmin on onni myötä,
Sen tietää vain, yksin suomalainen

On pohjantähden alla
Tää koti mulla mainen,
Mä elämästä laulan,
Sillä oonhan suomalainen
Mä rakkaudesta laulan,
On siinä mies ja nainen
Pohjantähden alla,
Elää suomalainen

On tässä maassa itsepäinen kansa,
Ystävät jos pitää toisistansa,
Ei siinä erottaa muu, silloin voi kuin yksin kuolema ja virkavalta vain,
Me käymme vastamäkeen sielu surren,
Mutt' sitä nousemme hammasta purren,
Me mutkan jälkeen käymme mutkaan nähdäksemme,
ettei kannattanutkaan
On täällä elämä raskasta työtä,
Ja siinä harvemmin on onni myötä,
Sen tietää vain, yksin suomalainen.

I ain't trying that kameraden.

don't be a pussy.

Slow, but not bad. nice "r".

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turn it down a bit though

vocaroo.com/i/s0fIzz1Kyt5x got tired halfway, is that even a usable sentence?

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>got tired halfway

The sentence is a typical Hegelian conclusion.

You are a pussy. Weak in mind and weak in your tongue. This is what makes you weak in your dick.

i tried to speak finnish lol

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Why are you so mad, you didn't even rated the part I tried to speak.

Speak the full sentence you lazy shit. Then I will rate.

You're not even trying to convince me.

This is not how you get a strong mind and a strong tongue. And therefore a strong dick.

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I'VE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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Post Italian

Good understandable but not properly read.
It's Streichholzschächtelchenverbraucher and not Streichholzschächtelchenverkäufer selling to himself.

>Hegelian conclusion.
I bet you meant
>Hegelian confusion hahaha xDDDDD

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Well obviously yeah...silly me, not seeing such an obvious thing.

You don't read usw. as U S W.
It is short for "und so weiter".

2nd try:
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I knew that it means etc. but I didn't know what the letters stood for so I just read them as they were

>2nd try:
Pretty good. You can be understood easily even you have a thick finnish accent.

Bump

Ayy, I fucked up, no one is replying to me because I accidentally put the German tongue-twister as a reply to the OP, in the same post as the Finnish lyrics

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r8 my 100% pomeranian south brazilian acccent

FASTER!