Americans

americans

>be born in america
>the doctor puts the tip of your dick in the fridge

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A fucking fatty

Hehehehe

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>the price of the procedure is $100k

>+10% tip but you can tip more, sir, if you want. no pressure of course

>muh guns

>be

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>Americans are fat

best one from my ameridumbs folder

>Americans think dihydrogen monoxide is poison

I let a coworker have my shift today so he wouldn't lose his health insurance

hi

>be american
>get shot by a cop
>cop gets away with it
>coz your'e black

Dihydrogen monoxide kills man. I've seen people who died from too much.

>Amercans thing DNA is poison

PLEASE

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

>Water is a hydrocarbon
Please nuke us.

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this has to be a fucking troll

american genes are poison tho