Be Irish

>Be Irish
>Only grow potatoes
>Starve despite being an island in the middle of a sea filled with fish

>WE WUZ CELTS N SHITE

>WE LADS BE MORE HEARTY THAN THOSE LIMP DICK ENGLISH FAGS

Someone points out that they never had an empire at all

>DA BRITISH EMPIRE BE OUR EMPIRE

>WE WUZ BRITISH N SHITE

>Be Southern irish
>cant take 3 square foot of their country back from the English

EXCELLENT thread.

FUCKING FILTHY STINKING POMS STFU YOUR COUNTRY IS SHIT NOW AND IRELAND IS BETTER THAN YOURS U STUPID LITTLE CUNT GO AND LEARN TO PLAY CRICKET THEN COME OUT AND PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS YA SISSY FAGGOTS

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>Be British
>Literally let people who want to destroy the country come in

Ironic isn't it.

>tfw learning accurate historical facts through memes on Sup Forums
What a time to be alive

>be english

>Be Spanish Empire
>Unironically collapse after kicking out jews and moors

This trigger the potatonegro

>Australia
>have fuck opff we are full policy
>teach kids to hate themselvs for being white

wew lad

>Be bong
>Have camera surveillance everywhere and have your personal information and data monitored at all times
>Get beheaded despite being a country full of all these countermeasures meant to ensure your safety

bad thread

>be pommycunt
>brexit
>whole country "WE WUZ GUD BOIS WE DINDU NUFFEN"

>be australian
>still owned by the queen

Look at the left ones, we're slowly getting rid of her.

Honestly, is it any different than introducing monoculture GMO crops into India or Africa today?

We're just one mutation away from another famine and diaspora.

Enjoy your new friends, Europe and Russia.

please ignore the paki runt

tard wrangler needs a raise

Calm down Bruce, we made you a country just to contain your butthurt asses.

>Be Danish
>Get cheeky
>Capital gets a nice taste of the royal navy

Put down your shekels and take a look at your flag mate
Then look at mine

you dont even need to let people in to do that

You disgrace us all.

It's just a legacy, it has nothing to do with us having anything wanting to do with you amymore.
Fuck off you pommy loving cunt, maybe you're one of those FOB pommy cunts

I heard British men sit down when they go to pee pee on the potty, is this true?

>be Irish
>export literally the worst white people in the US

>collapse
it hadnt even hit its peak when that was done friendo

Absolutely disgusting
I had a feeling you people were harbouring republican sentiments

>Be English
>have complete economic, social, and political control of the entire globe
>lose it all and become another countries lapdog

To the Yank who misquoted and then deleted his post regarding Canada removing their "cuck stamp" unlike Australia:

>1.) Commonwealth ally > Commonwealth sychophant

>2.) 9 out of 10 provincial flags still bear either St. George's cross, Union Jack, or Royal lion. (Québec of course doesn't)

>3.) Union Jack remains an official flag of Canada

>4.) The official colours, red and white, were chosen by King George V and were chosen in part to reflect St. George's cross (so we still have part of the UJ on there)

>5.) The maple leaf has been the symbol of Canada since before America was a country (at least 316 years)

>6.) Despite the fact that 6 gorillion Aussies die everyday from skin cancer they still thought it would be a good idea to put stars on their flag. That would be like an American putting guns or diabetes on their flag

>be bong
>get carbombed