*passes you the AUX cable*
*passes you the AUX cable*
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gonna play some lil uzi vert and then drown in pussy senpai
*plugs in phone*
BITCH WHERE YOUR CLOTHES WHY THEY AINT ON THE FLOOR PLAYA WHERE IS YOUR MONEY HOW YOU GETTING THE DOUGH
...
RAW POWER CAN DESTROY A MAN
pauper.
no bluetooth?
*throws aux cord out the window*
*puts on Birth Canal Blues*
th...thanks...
SUCK A NIGGA DICK
SUCK A NIGGA DICK
SUCK A NIGGA DICK FOR 2011
>BITCH WHERE YOUR CLOTHES WHY THEY AINT ON THE FLOOR
possibly the dumbest line of all time
clipping's still good though
Fuck yeah cunts, time for some New Order!
>Plays Work, One Dance, Jumpman, etc.
I'm gay, I just want to have a fun, non-awkward time
>Plays dlp 1.1
>Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and i'm home bound
starts playing
>MAAAAHH SMILE IS STUUCK
>I CANT GO BACK TO YO FRROOOOWWWNNLAAANND
>godfather from backseat yells "Cpt. Beefheart hell yeah!"
It's nice to have a based godfather.
desu you can't go wrong with this one. It's almost universaly known and has a joke factor to it, everyone will sing along and have fun
I TAKE MY LIFE LIKE I KEPT IT
>OOH FRANKIE SINATRA
I TAKE MY LIFE
LIKE I KEPT IT
>girls tip their fedoras at you
*puts one some JJ cale or Dr john*
no need to start a war here
>tip back
New Order
The Smiths
David Bowie-low or the Berlin trilogy
Depending on the crowd
*glass breaks*
Thank-you, I was looking for that reaction.
>*passes you the AUX cable*
>AUX cable
oh why am I riding in your 26 year-old pedo van again?
I'd just put on tumblr guilty pleasure shit like arctic monkeys and lana Del Rey then drown in pussy
Just gonna put on the new Thrice album or something. They should feel comfortable with that. Revealing my power level aside, I wouldn't enjoy my music if it was supposed to cater to the needs of normie girls.
I got normie shit just in case (Drake, Beirut, kendrick, the Weeknd...less obscure normie shit like Jamie XX). If all else fails, that's why I have Spotify.
>play Lil Wayne's Love Me or Blunt Blowin
works everytime senpai
>says the word "aux cord"
>gets pushed out of moving car for being a stupid nigger
>obscure vidya OST
>death grips
>dad rock
>obscure foreign albums
I'm good
Bryson Tiller, turned down medium low, just look forward, play that shit off cool & drive
Instant wet vagina
>tfw done this multiple times & it worked
> typing 'aux' in capitals
it's an abbreviation, not an acronym
This may be the best car song in existence
>plug in aux cord
>stero volume almost maxed
>phone volume maxed
IM EPIPHANIC AMNESIA
IM IN JIMMY PAGES CASTLE
IM OFF THE PLANET
ECHO ASTRAL
>magic window starts playing
>Wiz Khalifa - Show & Prove
Why the bottom of his tongue look like MPP album art
Is it really that hard?
Play AM by Arctic Monkeys. Girls love it, and it is completely tolerable. Where's the problem?
>play nigger music or mainstream "indie"
>???
>profit
Last time this happened I played actually good music and the normies were grooving to it.
QotSA - In My Head, Avon
Bjork - Human Behaviour, More to Life Than This
Juno Reactor - Samurai, Masters of the Universe
Ween - It's Gonna Be a Long Night
Tame Impala - Sundown Syndrome
I was gonna put on Blue Monday by New Order but they took the cord from me and put on the shittiest meme-rap ever.
>party last night
>really crowded rowdy and loud
>blue lights
>everyone bails to the backyard
>my drunk ass brought the speaker
>drunk mind gets meme idea
>plug in aux cord
>volume all the way up
>'WOOP WOOP DATS DA DOUND OF DA POLICE'
>'WOOP WOOP DATS DA SOUND OF DA BEAST'
>everyone looks at me, make epic troll face
>cops kick open door to yard
>everyone scatters
>wake up in bush somewhere
>find out next day 32 people got arrested
Who /mischief/ here
No I play my music to women I love like Annie
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE YOU JESSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS CHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSST
COMO TE PAGO?
CRY YOURSELF TO ASH
Not true BTW
>implying cops don't like KRS-One
sure...
>driving with sister
>she asks me to pick a Pandora station
>I play [band] radio
>tells me to skip all the songs that are actually from the band I selected
The essential Panera Bread / Starbucks / Target core.
i'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl
Find some normal tunes on Google music ™
>CAN I SUGGEST YOU GET FUCKED
OH YEAH BITCHES PETER SOTOS TIME.
You girls ever heard of Merzbow?
*wet spots on the car seats*
my nigga... played this to my girlfriend once and she didn't get it, fuckin bitch.
>make epic troll face
This
*puts aux*
SOME
>summer time
>car full of girls
Time to play some ALVVAYS - S/T
*plays a recording of me masturbating to post-folk-proto-porn with a reversed Royal Trux track on the background*
LATIN LINGO, BABY
bitches we listenin to this on r e p e a t
youtube.com
wtf I hate comus now
"i love animal collective user! He's my favorite indie artist!"
>1 2 3 BABAHAAHHABAHABAHABABAHABHABAHBEHHHHAHHH!!!1
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>*showing my phone*
>*it's nokia 3310*
ATE THAT BITCHES PUSSY TIL SHE SQUIRTED LIKE A DOLPHIN
BREED
LIKE
RATS
That is a good song
I guess that will make them really "horn"y
Haha
"Alright I'm just gonna put some rock on OK?"
>OXYGEEEEEEEEN LELELELAULAUALU