Just got done passing out Halloween candy

Just got done passing out Halloween candy.
Ask me anything

what did you pass out?

Crunch bars, Butterfingers, Milky ways, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and a shit ton of gobstoppers

Do you miss your foreskin?

literally nigger tier candy

yes :(

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

I don't know about others, but I usually do.

>Americans have to buy a shit-ton of candy lest they get egg'd or gift-wrapp'd, making them even fatter in the process

this is true

Speaking of which, two kids came up to me and had very low effort costumes on.
The first kid had fake bruises under eyes and said "I'm child abuse", while the second had a pillow under his shirt and said "I'm child obesity"
I thought it was funny

>implying anyone who eggs my house wouldn't be shot

Lucky, I never get trick or treaters.

It's pretty big in our town, mostly because the smaller neighbor towns come here to trick or treat

Would have given them candy just for making me kek

did any of the children are forced ... candy?

I'm sorry to ask, but could please repeat your question? I can't understand what you said

... to suck ...

so when can i have my proper Sup Forums look and feel back? so tired of this shit.

why do non-celts celebrate halloween?

Pedoshit pls go

Maybe because it marks the start of winter and death/spookiness?

you trying to be funny, you illiterate shitskin chink?

... you don't chew hard candy but to suck it ...

Not a mod, so I don't know
Don't know

>to be funny
... No
>illiterate
... Illiterate here don't speak English
>shitskin
... nu-uh
>chink
... literally kicked them off to chinkapore

Why American objectifies candy this much ?

>tfw i will never feel this feeling
i just wanna celebrate halloween once ONCE in my lifetime
you know, wearing costomes, asking for candies, going out with friends and scare random people
fuck this shittie country"

come on, halloween must be pretty big in argentina, in buenos aires at least

not at all bud, only media something "celebrate"
it isnt a social celebration yet, i mean at least jere

Painted a big box in orange and made a hole in it to put my penis in the box, covered it with candy and let the kids fondle my penis while looking for the best candies at the bottom of the box