ITT: We write a Morrissey/The Smiths song one line at a time

[Adam Cook]

...

[Cooper Peterson]

DID

[Andrew Thompson]

THE

[James Garcia]

I TRIED TO CONVINCE YOUR MOTHER

[Adrian Gonzalez]

SWEETNESS

[Jose Young]

I'M SORRY

[Xavier Allen]

DISGUST

[Jaxon Lee]

TAKE

[Carter Cooper]

>TFW NO BF

[Jordan Williams]

OH LOVER

[Noah Johnson]

abortion

[Sebastian Thomas]

ALONE

[Luke Lee]

OSCAR WILDE

[Benjamin White]

IM NOT GAAAAY
IM ASEXUAAAAL

[Adrian Rodriguez]

[Insert a British idiom that Americans mistake for cryptic lyrics]

[Noah Reyes]

DROPS

[Dylan Cox]

I DON'T WANT TO EAT MEAT
I WANT TO WATCH CORONATION STREET
WITH MY BOYFRIEND PETE

[Elijah Ross]

Kek

[Landon Cox]

[MISOGYNIST LINE]

[Justin Lewis]

CASTRAAAAATION

[Lincoln Butler]

OH I REMEMBER THAT ONE NIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Jayden Scott]

OH THE FOLLIES OF---
SUBTLE MALES