karen edition
/brit/
/shit/
boy i sure hope everyone doesn't bicker about petty little trivial things in this thread
>my sister is developing schizophrenia
ah yes
wait hold on
oh no
much better
4 day /brit/ on tour holiday to the algarve in feb 2017 130 quid each
alternatively based malta for a similar price
Reviewbrah could very well be posting here, in this very thread, right now.
getting my daily dose of kitchen nightmares
>
pure bollocks
everyone gets hairs on the monobrow, its a sign of being a man
doesn't mean you have to have a full on neanderthal brow but if you don't get any at all you're either a child or low in testosterone and probably a hairless nonce
i'm onboard
could we make it a skiing holiday instead though
i've always wanted to go skiing
Thought I'd wake the dog up with a belly rub
Don't think she was impressed
what imagine gimmicks that lad
bollocks are knackered
No m8 I'm quite hairy actually extremely so and I've never had a monobrow
*appears behind you*
*inhales curiously through nose*
*crashes a huge stone onto your head*
ur....urhh....hm...hmmmg
*other cave-monkeys approach*
*scream and jump wildly to scare them off*
*drag your body off and feast on your fatty insides*
just... wank the pain away
but then your dick will hurt
just overclocked my cpu lads
posts load 20% faster now
think i'll wake your sister up with a fanny rub
don't believe this one bit
bit foggy outside
Well I've got like 3 hairs a bit further down there but I've never bothered with them. Should I have been shaving all this time?
literally keen af, could go andorra, cheap booze
*lunges from a tree onto your shoulders, pulling you down*
*let out a huge bellow signalling the other monkeys*
*me and cave-monkey tribe ceremoniously stamp on you with great fervor then tear your limbs apart*
how long for
lads, i've skied since i was 3
did it competitively for 8 years
ill give you lessons
was Khrushchev actually a decent bloke?
That's fine you can stay plucking your eyebrows while I will continue to have never in my life
You know the thing about the truth lad is that it's true regardless of whether or not it is believed
*finds pool of clear shallow water*
*notice eyebrows to be almost connected with extra hair while cupping water*
*scream and wail and stamp feet*
ERHOO AHAH OWOROOOOOOOOOOOOOo
*bury head in the mud and lay still completely defeated as 100 she-monkeys all screech with laughter from tree-tops*
Why does the world hate Anglos
Fucking drunk lads
Might grab a takeaway
could do a weekend thing for around 300-350 with 2 days skiing
are you drunk? or, drunk?
yeah alright we'll have another chat once you hit puberty
*shoulder barges you as i walk off*
can't trust a bloke who doesn't know how to kamehameha
I see good things ahead for cave-monkey posting lads
it's a riot to write i'll tell you that
this. every thread with the opinion maps always has specifically england rated shit and i don't like it, very mean of them 2bh
where do you ski in canada? been to banff b4, crazy shit
that's pretty dear desu
lets just go on a booze cruise somewhere
bit sad promoting your own meme
it's jealousy lads
bollocks are absolutely drained now
i was being sincere tbf
maga, napa or corfu la?
just finished bloodborne
bit short and shitty ending
5/10
its nearly 6am on a tuesday mate. sort yourself out
not out west, i ski in quebec
how do I beat Gehrman pls
ahh cool, how high does quebec get?
also have you got a qualification to teach? would love to teach in canada, i can do black runs without falling 80-90% of the time so i reckon i could teach
napa
Lads I have a feeling we're going to be all right
chip up
the old guy in the wheelchair?
bullet to the face probably
One time when I was in the Army releasing my squad for the day.
I was like "You guys can go home". This kid goes "What'd you say?" I was like "Go home".
He literally replies "You don't have to tell me twice!"
pulling hair out for mad laffs
>i can do without failing
kek
And no i never got a qualification because its expensive. There are 2 systems, racing and regular and to earn your qualifications to teach competitive downhill you literally have to complete gate courses.
The hill i skied has a vertical of 2,500 ft compared to lake louise's 3,250ft.
>heat kicks on
>gets warmer
>wake up at 6:30
>shattered
>wake up at 5:30
>fully awake
Hmmm
i made that post
birdcucks are at it again lads
It's Halloween lad
good gimmick
Do you love Karen
do you lads wanna be my friends?
prove it
make a post now saying 'alri thailad'
can do a 4 day thursday -sunday thing later on this year for about 180 quid or a bit more if we do proper lads all inclusive thing
i care
alri thailad
I come on here to laugh at you for shits and giggles
doing a bit of a listen
youtube.com
*giggleshits on you*
I come here to get my rocks off
Cut my teeth on fiery new gimmicks
Really fucking fancy this bird lads
someone call me on skype and let me listen to you breathe
think it's only us two atm lad
i'm going to sleep in the next 10 mins anyway
why?
nah lad im here tooo
so im not alone
...
Drinking coke out a bowl
I'd end up making fart noises
mental that
always bothers me when yanks ask me why I'm so pale
do they not realise how northern this country is?
if i had a throwaway skype i would desu
what's with australians and actionposting
Why are you so scared of being alone?
We are all alone in our own ways.
go on oh meggle with irish weather as interest
White Yanks aren't white
i'm pretty sure they invented that particular gimmick
got scared lol
bit cold out
coked off my nut rn 2bh
wish i had a hose to the tap, can't be arsed going to the kitchen for some water
Fucking cunted
the gf at the races
i dont like when other countries talk trash on us for not learning other languages
fill a big bottle when you go
Christ ive got a fucking 9am lecture ahahahahaahahahahshshhahashhshahahahaahshhashhahahshshshhhahshshhahxuuucddb n
thinking about watching some netflix soon
its good to speak a second language 2vg
i can speak a second language: british
yeah but it's so much less necessary for us