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boy i sure hope everyone doesn't bicker about petty little trivial things in this thread

>my sister is developing schizophrenia

ah yes

wait hold on

oh no

much better

4 day /brit/ on tour holiday to the algarve in feb 2017 130 quid each

alternatively based malta for a similar price

Reviewbrah could very well be posting here, in this very thread, right now.

getting my daily dose of kitchen nightmares

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pure bollocks

everyone gets hairs on the monobrow, its a sign of being a man
doesn't mean you have to have a full on neanderthal brow but if you don't get any at all you're either a child or low in testosterone and probably a hairless nonce

i'm onboard

could we make it a skiing holiday instead though

i've always wanted to go skiing

Thought I'd wake the dog up with a belly rub

Don't think she was impressed

what imagine gimmicks that lad

bollocks are knackered

No m8 I'm quite hairy actually extremely so and I've never had a monobrow

*appears behind you*
*inhales curiously through nose*
*crashes a huge stone onto your head*
ur....urhh....hm...hmmmg
*other cave-monkeys approach*
*scream and jump wildly to scare them off*
*drag your body off and feast on your fatty insides*

just... wank the pain away

but then your dick will hurt

just overclocked my cpu lads

posts load 20% faster now

think i'll wake your sister up with a fanny rub

don't believe this one bit

bit foggy outside

Well I've got like 3 hairs a bit further down there but I've never bothered with them. Should I have been shaving all this time?

literally keen af, could go andorra, cheap booze

*lunges from a tree onto your shoulders, pulling you down*
*let out a huge bellow signalling the other monkeys*
*me and cave-monkey tribe ceremoniously stamp on you with great fervor then tear your limbs apart*

how long for

lads, i've skied since i was 3

did it competitively for 8 years

ill give you lessons

was Khrushchev actually a decent bloke?

That's fine you can stay plucking your eyebrows while I will continue to have never in my life

You know the thing about the truth lad is that it's true regardless of whether or not it is believed

*finds pool of clear shallow water*
*notice eyebrows to be almost connected with extra hair while cupping water*
*scream and wail and stamp feet*
ERHOO AHAH OWOROOOOOOOOOOOOOo
*bury head in the mud and lay still completely defeated as 100 she-monkeys all screech with laughter from tree-tops*

Why does the world hate Anglos

Fucking drunk lads

Might grab a takeaway

could do a weekend thing for around 300-350 with 2 days skiing

are you drunk? or, drunk?

yeah alright we'll have another chat once you hit puberty

*shoulder barges you as i walk off*

can't trust a bloke who doesn't know how to kamehameha

I see good things ahead for cave-monkey posting lads

it's a riot to write i'll tell you that

this. every thread with the opinion maps always has specifically england rated shit and i don't like it, very mean of them 2bh

where do you ski in canada? been to banff b4, crazy shit

that's pretty dear desu

lets just go on a booze cruise somewhere

bit sad promoting your own meme

it's jealousy lads

bollocks are absolutely drained now

i was being sincere tbf

maga, napa or corfu la?

just finished bloodborne
bit short and shitty ending
5/10

its nearly 6am on a tuesday mate. sort yourself out

not out west, i ski in quebec

how do I beat Gehrman pls

ahh cool, how high does quebec get?

also have you got a qualification to teach? would love to teach in canada, i can do black runs without falling 80-90% of the time so i reckon i could teach

napa

Lads I have a feeling we're going to be all right

chip up

the old guy in the wheelchair?
bullet to the face probably

One time when I was in the Army releasing my squad for the day.
I was like "You guys can go home". This kid goes "What'd you say?" I was like "Go home".
He literally replies "You don't have to tell me twice!"

pulling hair out for mad laffs

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exposed

>i can do without failing

kek

And no i never got a qualification because its expensive. There are 2 systems, racing and regular and to earn your qualifications to teach competitive downhill you literally have to complete gate courses.

The hill i skied has a vertical of 2,500 ft compared to lake louise's 3,250ft.

>heat kicks on
>gets warmer

>wake up at 6:30
>shattered
>wake up at 5:30
>fully awake

Hmmm

i made that post

birdcucks are at it again lads

It's Halloween lad

good gimmick

Do you love Karen

do you lads wanna be my friends?

prove it

make a post now saying 'alri thailad'

can do a 4 day thursday -sunday thing later on this year for about 180 quid or a bit more if we do proper lads all inclusive thing

i care

alri thailad

I come on here to laugh at you for shits and giggles

doing a bit of a listen
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*giggleshits on you*

I come here to get my rocks off

Cut my teeth on fiery new gimmicks

Really fucking fancy this bird lads

someone call me on skype and let me listen to you breathe

think it's only us two atm lad

i'm going to sleep in the next 10 mins anyway

why?

nah lad im here tooo

so im not alone

...

Drinking coke out a bowl

I'd end up making fart noises

mental that

always bothers me when yanks ask me why I'm so pale

do they not realise how northern this country is?

if i had a throwaway skype i would desu

what's with australians and actionposting

Why are you so scared of being alone?
We are all alone in our own ways.

go on oh meggle with irish weather as interest

White Yanks aren't white

i'm pretty sure they invented that particular gimmick

got scared lol

bit cold out

coked off my nut rn 2bh

wish i had a hose to the tap, can't be arsed going to the kitchen for some water

Fucking cunted

the gf at the races

i dont like when other countries talk trash on us for not learning other languages

fill a big bottle when you go

Christ ive got a fucking 9am lecture ahahahahaahahahahshshhahashhshahahahaahshhashhahahshshshhhahshshhahxuuucddb n

thinking about watching some netflix soon

its good to speak a second language 2vg

i can speak a second language: british

yeah but it's so much less necessary for us