/brit/

[Jeremiah Howard]

fit purple one edition

[Ayden Reyes]

korean pop

[Nathaniel Cooper]

might grab a fag

[Tyler Morris]

a bit gay that

[Brayden Murphy]

havent had one since saturday
not been too bothered about it neither

[Jace Carter]

date with the chubby gyal tomorrow
not really looking forward to it tbqh

[David Ramirez]

Dad being abusive again. Wants me to read the same letter as I did earlier so I told him "no paki" and he started shouting abuse at me so I kept shouting "PAKI. PAKI. PAKI"

My sister gave me a dirty look.

I'm thinking of pissing in my dad's drink when I get the chance

[Jaxson Russell]

Good lad

Might be better to bail out lad, bad dates with girls you like are awful enough. A bad date with a girl you don't like sounds ghastly.

Also, she might be a lot fatter irl.

[Jaxson White]

My city is only something like the 30th biggest city in the uk and it still has a higher GDP then Lithuania

[Mason Peterson]

nah not gonna bail I'm not a dog
she wants to do a gallery ting but I just want to fuck her mouth