>At qt girls house to do project for this class >Shes playing music, its top 40 music but I don't really give a fuck >Starts talking about how she has people over to her house a lot and that she hates it when people don't put on music that they like because sometimes she can tell when they are bored of what she is playing >I wasn't bored, but she asked me to put on a song >Look at phone >Literally nothing that she will like >Loveless is on my phone >For so long have I thought this is entry level >Its basically pop music >I put on Only Shallow >45 seconds of pure awkward silence >Turn it off >"Can I just go back to playing my music again user?" >"Yeah go ahead :)"
Pretty sad because I'm interested in this girl a lot, I don't think I have a chance anymore sadly.
>Not just giving her your phone and letting her pick a song herself >"Oh I like all the stuff on here anyways so you can pick whatever" Stop being autistic user jesus christ
Liam Davis
Loveless is literally the most accesible shit on my phone though
Andrew Brown
should have played Horse Rotorvator
Gabriel Morris
>le wojak >le qt >le loveless >le smartphone >le sad You're the reason why the "nu-male" meme caught on
Stop being a pussy, become alcoholic, listen to rock n roll and disregard women.
Gavin Ramirez
You fucking idiot.
Colton Cruz
What did i do wrong Sup Forums? I thought loveless was pretty accesible
Noah Ward
You should have poked fun at her for not 'getting' it, then put on something less accessible
I may be a pathetic permavirgin, but even I can tell women don't like effeminate men ashamed of who they are / what they like
Hudson Martinez
>What did i do wrong Sup Forums? your whole life
Brayden Ward
if you already are somewhat interested in rock music it is. you really are too cool to have any pop or normie friendly music on your phone? cmon
Gavin Bailey
I was doing a favor for a qt girl by driving her to work because she didn't have a car, and I had a Cake album playing at a relatively low volume. She would turn it down and I would turn it up, then a minute later she would turn it down again. It repeated like this for like 15 minutes and we didn't say anything about it, but it kind of pissed me off that I did her a favor and she wanted to control the conditions that I would be doing it.
Brandon Hill
>giving your phone to a girl
Yeah, right.
Connor Anderson
That's what Anal Cunt is for you dumbass. When she starts being a bitch you put it on at full volume instead of whatever you were previously playing and she'll get the message.
Dylan Evans
Download some pop shit or play the top 100 playlist of spotify. Next time give her your phone and ask her to chose the music. Be next to her to see what she's going to do with your phone and gudluck senpai
Protip try some kanye hyped songs
Hunter Cruz
You should've punched her in the face after she had turned down the volume for the third time.
Jason Reed
Shit-tier advice. A beta fag who likes pop music is still a beta fag and no chick wants that.
Ian Richardson
>Not shutting that shit down as soon as it starts
Nathan Smith
I strongly doubt that.
Most beta fags seem to score at least a few times.
Girls like being able to control people (then again, who doesn't?) and betas are easy to control
Isaac Rivera
this is the reason I have shit like Foals, alt-j or arctic monkeys on my phone, good to impress hipster qts and accessible enough for normies
> I don't think I have a chance anymore sadly
why, music just doesn't seem to be that important to her you pessimistic prick, I don't think she cares that much if someone likes noisy guitar music
It's pretty autistic to think that Loveless is accessible, you just listened to top40 stuff and then you didn't realize how different mbv sounds
Cooper Wright
>Implying loveless isn't accessible as fuck
Adam Morgan
I sent the gril I'm into a few little known RHCP b-sides. Things are actually going well I think.
David Richardson
but only shallow user really, at least put on something else
Tyler Brown
protip : song choice is not what you did wrong
Cooper Hall
You didn't have Is this It by the Strokes? That's supossed to be the perfect pseudo mu-core normie album. You effed up my mans.
Jason Wilson
This, OP fucked up. Strokes, Interpol, and the Arctic Monkeys are all bands with good albums that are accessable and generally even favored by girls.
Cameron King
Holy pathos batman
Sebastian Hughes
I'd add Muse to that as well. Origin of Symmetry and Black Holes and Revelations are both pretty accessible but also really good IMO.
Justin Rodriguez
i have MBDTF on my phone, would that work
Dominic Cox
Currents is good for this too
Benjamin Kelly
Why wouldn't you play When You Sleep?
Blake Powell
Should've put on Blown A Wish or To Here Knows When. Also should've explained that Loveless is called shoegaze and what that means.
Noah Moore
christ I was about to ask, that's the most entry level it gets, it's better than the fucking "DERNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DERNUUUUUUUUUUUUU" guitar/siren effect
David Baker
Not having any Girl Talk. Normies love Girl Talk. Also, The National, Frank Ocean, Beach House.
Elijah Phillips
>not having Is This It
Liam Morales
Honestly this.
Hunter Howard
Some of the song would be great.
Mason Lee
>oh what is this user >*glass breaks >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alexander Cox
thread.
Owen Miller
>you really are too cool to have any pop or normie friendly music on your phone? Why waste storage on something you don't listen to?
Sebastian Evans
to someone who only listens to radio pop it isn't.
>work for project for this class >picking music that is emotional seriously, don't you have an eye for context? You could have just picked something relaxing, or at least something not whiny. Loveless would be good when you've already known eachother for quite a bit, and then you should have done what said. Seriously you should have put on neutral sounding music or happy shit. If you don't have happy music you should at least download some because you're a sad shitsack
Tyler Barnes
>Hey user, are really listening to something named "Swans" how cute! :) >FLEX YOUR MUUUUUSCLES BEEEE HAAARRD BE STRROOONG
Dylan Gonzalez
Girl took my phone and put on Piper at the Gates of Dawn. She never texted me back. I'm fucking glad, bitch doesn't like Syd Barrett I don't like said bitch.
Liam Brown
don't you have Spotify or something on your phone?
Jose Rivera
>"hey user you're listening to something called "swans"? How cute! :)))) >SOMEONE STRONGER THAN YOU, SHOULD RAPE YOUUUUUUUU
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>going on a long road trip to another town >sdcard for my phone died right before I go on trip >have a spare but in a hurry so only transfer some albums >go out, get in friend's car >hey user, can you be DJ? >yeah sure >realize I the only music I transferred over is vaporwave >they never heard or listened to vaporwave their entire lives >for a good 6 hours, we listened to Floral Shoppe and Far Side Virtual >no one else wanted to be DJ
They liked it at least.
Noah Hall
>have party at my house >playing some Gibbs, Avalanches, other assorted music >qt comes up and asks to change the music >I'm fucked up so I say yes >hear the first few notes of a Taylor swift or Katy perry song idk which really >take phone back and put something decent on >tell her she's banned from playing music >still fuck her later that night
Women are retarded
Wyatt Thompson
> At qt girls house to do project for this class
are you fucking in high school?
jesus christ
Christian Reyes
You would've been fine if you played Sometimes.
Thomas Fisher
You couldve played 'when you sleep' or 'come in alone', plenty more accesible. The verses in only shallow are pop, but that noise-y riff part is pretty strange and harsh for someone who listens to top 40
William Rivera
>what's this user? What a weird title :) :) >I LOOOOVE YOU JEEEESUS CHRRRIIIIIIISTT
Ryder Morgan
Listening with normies essentials: -The Strokes-Is this it -Arcade fire-The Suburbs -Frank Ocean-Channel Orange -Beach House-Teen Dream -Gorillaz-Demon Days -Tame Impala-Currents
Leo Morgan
>oh hey my favorite type of jam >BONEFISHIHJSDFJHBSODIVHNSOIDVHJNSKDVBOSDVBHJKSDVBOSLDVBHOSDVN
Sebastian Baker
I actually sent that to someone who didn't like music at all. Being an entry level teen was a bad time.
Justin Jackson
what'd they think
Elijah Lewis
I shoulda seen it coming, they liked it up to the shouty part
Zachary Lee
haha i played it once when my sister was baking and she got mad when the shouting happened
John Young
>pick up qt after her dentist appointment >had completely drowned out the music I was listening to before >30 seconds of intense silence later she asks if my speakers are broken >tune back in to what I was listening to >it's youtube.com/watch?v=SY49Qt9JSBw >"oh heh yeah they do that sometimes I should get it looked at" >"can you turn it off please its hurting my head" fucking womemes
Asher Anderson
>she asked me to put on a song things that didn't happen
Parker Rogers
Why would you listen to this shit in your car?
Luis Morris
Depends on the girl. I know a few "wrong generation" type that would despise it.
Austin Flores
Underrated post
David Nguyen
>not having a single normie song on your phone
Why do most of you fags on this board like trying so hard to be different?
Ayden Lopez
yea bc women sure wanna hear a rapist that says slammin! after every other bar you fucking moron, what avalanches songs did you play btw?
Cameron Sullivan
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>proceed to get aux taken away
Mason Peterson
lol i showed this to some girl that wanted me and she was like that was pretty weird. don't know what i was expecting i still cringe
Nathaniel Nguyen
Nah when women are in the car put on some inoffensive dadrock or pop
Lucas Hughes
as you should've are you on fucking meth? a) that's one of their worst songs b) on one of their worst albums c) and they're a shit band in general
Jaxson Davis
Because they think it's cool to be different, in the result is pretty sad actually. >oh my, this song is so strange, it doesn't matter that it's an absolute peace of shit, but no one will understand it if I turn it on mhm, sure... just be yourselves guys You just should've turned on what YOU like, is it so fuckin' difficult? Girls like guys who don't try to be someone else, but are confident with what they really are!
Ethan Morris
women detected
Dominic Long
Don't be a fucking beta You should have just put on your music and talk about how much you like it enthusiastically Women don't give two shits about the music, they do like it when it seems like you have independent opinions and passions and don't care about what she thinks
Blake Williams
you like meme-rap thats cringy as fuck to play with a female you know, actually a dude the right things to play are: MPP, some of wildflower, keith sweat, neon indian, toro y moi, janelle monae you know normal shit
Jordan Smith
...
Colton Murphy
fuck off woman You bitches love to be controlled, so stop pretending like you want men to be subservient to you
Noah Wright
plz learn how to punctuate
Jacob Price
>DG is just a meme >but all this other obvious as fuck Sup Forumscore isn't
Charles Robinson
this didn't actually happen why are people replying to it?
Grayson Russell
how do you know it didn't happen?
Evan Barnes
lol that's what DG fans look like you fucking moron
Gabriel Anderson
EPIC KEK >Meme-rap thats cringy as fuck to play with a female HAHAHAHAHA women usually love Death Grips though!
Easton Baker
>be me >be 20 >have no friends >have no social life >listen to music alone all day
Haha amirite?
Camden Thomas
The hipster art girls would listen to shit like radiohead and silversun pickups
Jack Evans
>she asked me to put on a song keep believing this actually happened user
Hudson Jones
Shut the fuck up you fuckin' dumbfucker and just never try to call Radiohead shit!
Sebastian Johnson
Exactly
Chase Collins
hipster art degree poser girls are cringy af because most of them only listen to buttindie and anything else is "not music" oh the ironing, did they not go over Duchamp? women do this all the time
Hudson Gomez
No, they look like this
Gavin Peterson
I love radiohead. I meant shit as in 'stuff' not garbage
Asher Wilson
>not listening exclusively to synthwave and synthwave accessories catch up dude
Isaiah Bennett
>synthwave >"catching up" stay in the 80s faggot
Nathaniel Nelson
tell me more you meet scum
Jayden Brown
>responding seriously to a person responding seriously to a copypasta We have to go deeper
Liam James
uhhhh thats KINDA the point!
Zachary Young
>be me, sophomore year high school >marching band meeting on a sunday morning >put on VU "Sunday Morning" >"is this a song or an ad?"
Luis Lopez
theyre right, its a pretty boring song. if it was written by sonny and cher you would never listen to it.
Isaac Campbell
if you were a man and not a boy, you'd have spotify and just go to the top 40 playlist, OR you would just put on harsh noise so she knows you're not a pushover wimp
Jeremiah Evans
I wish my high school would've set me up like this.
Jose Clark
>tenuous fairy tale told by a cursed fairy with infinite nostalgia, with a refrain suspended in emptiness that wraps itself around endlessly in a thick jingling of metal >boring ok pleb
Nathaniel Butler
Kavinsky is for fags
Evan Allen
it sounds like something from a cheerios commercial. no one who listens to it actually enjoys it. they just enjoy the fact that theyre listening to the velvet underground. they EARNED that banana shirt