At qt girls house to do project for this class

>At qt girls house to do project for this class
>Shes playing music, its top 40 music but I don't really give a fuck
>Starts talking about how she has people over to her house a lot and that she hates it when people don't put on music that they like because sometimes she can tell when they are bored of what she is playing
>I wasn't bored, but she asked me to put on a song
>Look at phone
>Literally nothing that she will like
>Loveless is on my phone
>For so long have I thought this is entry level
>Its basically pop music
>I put on Only Shallow
>45 seconds of pure awkward silence
>Turn it off
>"Can I just go back to playing my music again user?"
>"Yeah go ahead :)"

Pretty sad because I'm interested in this girl a lot, I don't think I have a chance anymore sadly.

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>Not just giving her your phone and letting her pick a song herself
>"Oh I like all the stuff on here anyways so you can pick whatever"
Stop being autistic user jesus christ

Loveless is literally the most accesible shit on my phone though

should have played Horse Rotorvator

>le wojak
>le qt
>le loveless
>le smartphone
>le sad
You're the reason why the "nu-male" meme caught on

Stop being a pussy, become alcoholic, listen to rock n roll and disregard women.

You fucking idiot.

What did i do wrong Sup Forums?
I thought loveless was pretty accesible

You should have poked fun at her for not 'getting' it, then put on something less accessible


I may be a pathetic permavirgin, but even I can tell women don't like effeminate men ashamed of who they are / what they like

>What did i do wrong Sup Forums?
your whole life

if you already are somewhat interested in rock music it is. you really are too cool to have any pop or normie friendly music on your phone? cmon

I was doing a favor for a qt girl by driving her to work because she didn't have a car, and I had a Cake album playing at a relatively low volume. She would turn it down and I would turn it up, then a minute later she would turn it down again. It repeated like this for like 15 minutes and we didn't say anything about it, but it kind of pissed me off that I did her a favor and she wanted to control the conditions that I would be doing it.

>giving your phone to a girl

Yeah, right.

That's what Anal Cunt is for you dumbass. When she starts being a bitch you put it on at full volume instead of whatever you were previously playing and she'll get the message.

Download some pop shit or play the top 100 playlist of spotify. Next time give her your phone and ask her to chose the music. Be next to her to see what she's going to do with your phone and gudluck senpai

Protip try some kanye hyped songs

You should've punched her in the face after she had turned down the volume for the third time.

Shit-tier advice. A beta fag who likes pop music is still a beta fag and no chick wants that.

>Not shutting that shit down as soon as it starts

I strongly doubt that.

Most beta fags seem to score at least a few times.

Girls like being able to control people (then again, who doesn't?) and betas are easy to control

this is the reason I have shit like Foals, alt-j or arctic monkeys on my phone, good to impress hipster qts and accessible enough for normies

> I don't think I have a chance anymore sadly

why, music just doesn't seem to be that important to her you pessimistic prick, I don't think she cares that much if someone likes noisy guitar music

It's pretty autistic to think that Loveless is accessible, you just listened to top40 stuff and then you didn't realize how different mbv sounds

>Implying loveless isn't accessible as fuck

I sent the gril I'm into a few little known RHCP b-sides.
Things are actually going well I think.

but only shallow user really, at least put on something else

protip : song choice is not what you did wrong

You didn't have Is this It by the Strokes? That's supossed to be the perfect pseudo mu-core normie album. You effed up my mans.

This, OP fucked up. Strokes, Interpol, and the Arctic Monkeys are all bands with good albums that are accessable and generally even favored by girls.

Holy pathos batman

I'd add Muse to that as well. Origin of Symmetry and Black Holes and Revelations are both pretty accessible but also really good IMO.

i have MBDTF on my phone, would that work

Currents is good for this too

Why wouldn't you play When You Sleep?

Should've put on Blown A Wish or To Here Knows When. Also should've explained that Loveless is called shoegaze and what that means.

christ I was about to ask, that's the most entry level it gets, it's better than the fucking "DERNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DERNUUUUUUUUUUUUU" guitar/siren effect

Not having any Girl Talk.
Normies love Girl Talk. Also, The National, Frank Ocean, Beach House.

>not having Is This It

Honestly this.

Some of the song would be great.

>oh what is this user
>*glass breaks
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thread.

>you really are too cool to have any pop or normie friendly music on your phone?
Why waste storage on something you don't listen to?

to someone who only listens to radio pop it isn't.

>work for project for this class
>picking music that is emotional
seriously, don't you have an eye for context? You could have just picked something relaxing, or at least something not whiny. Loveless would be good when you've already known eachother for quite a bit, and then you should have done what said. Seriously you should have put on neutral sounding music or happy shit. If you don't have happy music you should at least download some because you're a sad shitsack

>Hey user, are really listening to something named "Swans" how cute! :)
>FLEX YOUR MUUUUUSCLES BEEEE HAAARRD BE STRROOONG

Girl took my phone and put on Piper at the Gates of Dawn. She never texted me back. I'm fucking glad, bitch doesn't like Syd Barrett I don't like said bitch.

don't you have Spotify or something on your phone?

>"hey user you're listening to something called "swans"? How cute! :))))
>SOMEONE STRONGER THAN YOU, SHOULD RAPE YOUUUUUUUU

>going on a long road trip to another town
>sdcard for my phone died right before I go on trip
>have a spare but in a hurry so only transfer some albums
>go out, get in friend's car
>hey user, can you be DJ?
>yeah sure
>realize I the only music I transferred over is vaporwave
>they never heard or listened to vaporwave their entire lives
>for a good 6 hours, we listened to Floral Shoppe and Far Side Virtual
>no one else wanted to be DJ


They liked it at least.

>have party at my house
>playing some Gibbs, Avalanches, other assorted music
>qt comes up and asks to change the music
>I'm fucked up so I say yes
>hear the first few notes of a Taylor swift or Katy perry song idk which really
>take phone back and put something decent on
>tell her she's banned from playing music
>still fuck her later that night

Women are retarded

> At qt girls house to do project for this class

are you fucking in high school?

jesus christ

You would've been fine if you played Sometimes.

You couldve played 'when you sleep' or 'come in alone', plenty more accesible. The verses in only shallow are pop, but that noise-y riff part is pretty strange and harsh for someone who listens to top 40

>what's this user? What a weird title :) :)
>I LOOOOVE YOU JEEEESUS CHRRRIIIIIIISTT

Listening with normies essentials:
-The Strokes-Is this it
-Arcade fire-The Suburbs
-Frank Ocean-Channel Orange
-Beach House-Teen Dream
-Gorillaz-Demon Days
-Tame Impala-Currents

>oh hey my favorite type of jam
>BONEFISHIHJSDFJHBSODIVHNSOIDVHJNSKDVBOSDVBHJKSDVBOSLDVBHOSDVN

I actually sent that to someone who didn't like music at all. Being an entry level teen was a bad time.

what'd they think

I shoulda seen it coming, they liked it up to the shouty part

haha i played it once when my sister was baking and she got mad when the shouting happened

>pick up qt after her dentist appointment
>had completely drowned out the music I was listening to before
>30 seconds of intense silence later she asks if my speakers are broken
>tune back in to what I was listening to
>it's youtube.com/watch?v=SY49Qt9JSBw
>"oh heh yeah they do that sometimes I should get it looked at"
>"can you turn it off please its hurting my head"
fucking womemes

>she asked me to put on a song
things that didn't happen

Why would you listen to this shit in your car?

Depends on the girl. I know a few "wrong generation" type that would despise it.

Underrated post

>not having a single normie song on your phone

Why do most of you fags on this board like trying so hard to be different?

yea bc women sure wanna hear a rapist that says slammin! after every other bar you fucking moron, what avalanches songs did you play btw?

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>proceed to get aux taken away

lol i showed this to some girl that wanted me and she was like that was pretty weird. don't know what i was expecting i still cringe

Nah when women are in the car put on some inoffensive dadrock or pop

as you should've
are you on fucking meth?
a) that's one of their worst songs
b) on one of their worst albums
c) and they're a shit band in general

Because they think it's cool to be different, in the result is pretty sad actually.
>oh my, this song is so strange, it doesn't matter that it's an absolute peace of shit, but no one will understand it if I turn it on
mhm, sure...
just be yourselves guys
You just should've turned on what YOU like, is it so fuckin' difficult? Girls like guys who don't try to be someone else, but are confident with what they really are!

women detected

Don't be a fucking beta
You should have just put on your music and talk about how much you like it enthusiastically
Women don't give two shits about the music, they do like it when it seems like you have independent opinions and passions and don't care about what she thinks

you like meme-rap thats cringy as fuck to play with a female you know, actually a dude the right things to play are: MPP, some of wildflower, keith sweat, neon indian, toro y moi, janelle monae you know normal shit

...

fuck off woman
You bitches love to be controlled, so stop pretending like you want men to be subservient to you

plz learn how to punctuate

>DG is just a meme
>but all this other obvious as fuck Sup Forumscore isn't

this didn't actually happen
why are people replying to it?

how do you know it didn't happen?

lol that's what DG fans look like you fucking moron

EPIC KEK
>Meme-rap thats cringy as fuck to play with a female
HAHAHAHAHA women usually love Death Grips though!

>be me
>be 20
>have no friends
>have no social life
>listen to music alone all day

Haha amirite?

The hipster art girls would listen to shit like radiohead and silversun pickups

>she asked me to put on a song
keep believing this actually happened user

Shut the fuck up you fuckin' dumbfucker and just never try to call Radiohead shit!

Exactly

hipster art degree poser girls are cringy af because most of them only listen to buttindie and anything else is "not music"
oh the ironing, did they not go over Duchamp?
women do this all the time

No, they look like this

I love radiohead. I meant shit as in 'stuff' not garbage

>not listening exclusively to synthwave and synthwave accessories
catch up dude

>synthwave
>"catching up"
stay in the 80s faggot

tell me more you meet scum

>responding seriously to a person responding seriously to a copypasta
We have to go deeper

uhhhh thats KINDA the point!

>be me, sophomore year high school
>marching band meeting on a sunday morning
>put on VU "Sunday Morning"
>"is this a song or an ad?"

theyre right, its a pretty boring song. if it was written by sonny and cher you would never listen to it.

if you were a man and not a boy, you'd have spotify and just go to the top 40 playlist, OR you would just put on harsh noise so she knows you're not a pushover wimp

I wish my high school would've set me up like this.

>tenuous fairy tale told by a cursed fairy with infinite nostalgia, with a refrain suspended in emptiness that wraps itself around endlessly in a thick jingling of metal
>boring
ok pleb

Kavinsky is for fags

it sounds like something from a cheerios commercial. no one who listens to it actually enjoys it. they just enjoy the fact that theyre listening to the velvet underground. they EARNED that banana shirt

Faggot.