/classical/

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Post music you'd fuck to if you had anyone to fuck.

/classical/ has a theme now: youtube.com/watch?v=D0RrT6hMOgI

>inb4 hey, connoisseurs, what games are these composers? xD
youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

>inb4 how do i into bach?
youtube.com/watch?v=jgR8yriJt7k

>inb4 rec complex bach works (srlsly)
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4991435DC2E3575C

>General folder. Renaissance up to 20th century/modern classical
mega.co.nz/#F!mMYGhBgY!Ee_a6DJvLJRGej-9GBqi0A
>General folder #2. Mostly Romantic up to 20th century/modern, but also includes Bach and Mozart subfolders
mega.co.nz/#F!lIh3GRpY!piUs-QdhZACFt2hGtX39Rw
>General folder #3. Mostly 20th century/modern with other assorted bits and pieces
mega.co.nz/#F!Y8pXlJ7L!RzSeyGemu6QdvYzlfKs67w
>Debussy Folder: Recordings of Debussy's most important/famous works
mega.co.nz/#F!DdJWUBBK!BeGdGaiAqdLy9SBZjCHjCw
>Opera folder: Construction in progress. Features recorded productions of various operas
mega.co.nz/#F!4EVlnJrB!PRjPFC0vB2UT1vrBHAlHlw
>Renaissance Folder
mega.co.nz/#F!ygImCRjS!1C9L77tCcZGQRF6UVXa-dA
>Crudblud stuff
crudblud.sjm.so/

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good music to fuck to if you want the girl to leave you in the middle of sex

the music cant be too good or I'll climax right away

Reminder that the pasta needs to be updated with all the mega links
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Holy shit that fugue is seriously awful, what was he thinking?

music to fuck to
youtube.com/watch?v=Mia9woisQZo

I can't handle this much autism and I'm 10 seconds in

youtube.com/watch?v=iFunx2E2on8

its glorious

>Abnormal Body Posturing or Facial Expressions
>Abnormal Tone of Voice
>Behavioral Disturbances
>Delay in Learning to Speak
>Flat or Monotonous Speech
>Inappropriate Social Interaction
>Intense Focus on One Topic
>Lack of Empathy
>Lack of Understanding Social Cues
>Learning Disability or Difficulty
>Not Engaging in Play With Peers
>Preoccupation With Specific Topics
>Problems With Two-Way Conversation
>Repeating Words or Phrases
>Repetitive Movements
>Self-Abusive Behaviors
>Sleep Disturbances
>Social Withdrawal
>Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
>Using Odd Words or Phrases

Gould was literally, unironically, an Autist.

youtube.com/watch?v=e3QV2ADmf1o

if we last longer than 5 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=buq-p8vSCLQ

The meme that Gould was autistic is even worse than "Bach was good".

>le meme
How to spot a 12 year old, folks.

Autist detected.

Holy shit I'm literally about 3/4 of these

>Childrens Corner
>Ma mere l'oye
>Dolly Suite

Why are the French so good at conjuring images of childhood and innocence? Were they manchildren?

>Gould
youtube.com/watch?v=zuxPKikM0NI
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Post rare Faurés

also there's the whole savant thing
he likely was but its not enough to say conclusively

>had more humor than all of Sup Forums combined
>autistic

in interviews he actually seems very self aware and is capable of socializing in a way that someone with any moderate autism wouldn't. If he did have autism, It was probably borderline

disabled-world.com/health/neurology/autism/interaction.php

Gould is the closes thing music has to a Bobby Fischer desu

youtube.com/watch?v=sWwi5M_F9Gs

>I object to being called a piano genius because I consider myself to be an all around genius who just happens to play the piano, which is rather different.

He looks like Master Splinter.

>tfw there is an alternate timeline where octogenarian Glenn is fugally shitposting on 5 different forums right now

Complete autist.
Though he wasn't as good a pianist as Fischer was a chess player, and Fischer was certainly the more people-challenged person.

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definitely not any severe or even moderate form of autism or it would be so much more evident than it was
some of the people in this forum likely have some level of autism rivaling Gould without all the benefits of being a virtuoso. I'm not saying that ironically either. It was likely a very benign form of autism- if any.

Gould is also irrefutable proof that only autists can't appreciate Mozart and Chopin btw.

but Mozart was autistic though

Does anyone have any mega links to Kurtág pieces? Would be appreciated :)

he revered much better artists tho
Brahms, B*ch, Beethoven

>better artists [than Mozart]
>Brahms, B*ch, Beethoven
Pick one

Autist detected.

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since he [mr.] mentioned multiple artists (bogzart and chopin) who Gould didn't care for, I mentioned multiple artists he did appreciate.

I guess I pick Brahms

>B*ch
Of all the dumb memes to come recently this one is the dumbest.

Autist remains oblivious.

You can't use B*ch's name in vain because he's God. Show some respect.

Would you rather have people call him "Bog"?

None of which are as good as Mozart.
You could make a case for Bach though.

>Jewing Bach

Into the Oven it goes

bog>bogzart
how can the sequel come before the original

t. Autist/Mendelssohn
I'd rather people call him by his name
Jean Sebastien Bach ;^)

>Post music you'd fuck to if you had anyone to fuck.
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hey guys I think Beethoven is pretty cool

ROFL

More like Bogtoven.

Avatarfagging is against the rules.

>less than 50 posts in we're already /Mozart/ general now
Welp.
youtube.com/watch?v=KzjJFZB720E
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A stodgy autismal over-conservative music professor and fugue-fetishist was teaching a class on Johann Sebastian Bach, known lardass.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Baroque era and accept that it was the most productive period in the history of Western art music, even more than Viennese Classicism!”

At this moment a brave, impeccably dressed, inebriated contemporary composer who had just snorted a line of coke off a teenage classmate's back and understood the folly of a(r/u)tistic movements such as serialism and fully supported the preservation and continuation of the true old masters' legacies stood and held up a composition notebook.

”Professor, do you recognize this piece?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Lutheranly as he leafed through the notebook. "Why, there's nothing in here but blank manuscript paper, you stupid pedophile. Is it 4'33"?"

"No. It's an opera. If J.S. Bach, as you say, is categorically the greatest composer of all time... then he should have written one, and it should be in this book."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and 80-disc Glenn Gould boxed set. He stormed out of the room crying those Bach fanboy crocodile tears. The same tears all autismal fanboys cry when someone else's favorite composer is different from theirs. There is no doubt at all that our professor, an anonymous craven coward who balked at accepting responsibility for his Sup Forums posts by using a tripcode on Sup Forums, wished he had taken the time to appreciate music beneath its surface aesthetics and understand the incalculable grace and poise of the great Classical masterpieces and deep intellectual current which runs beneath their simple veneer. In the final moments before his suicide, he wished so much for a requiem mass to be sung at his funeral, but alas! The lazy Bach had neglected to write any of those, either!

hey its that pasta again

ha ha its still so funny :)

lmfao

I hate Bog too but this pasta sucks. This meme is way better.

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WHY ARE SCALES SO FUN

WHY CAN'T I STOP

AAAAAHHHHH

Bump
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who are some good composers who are still alive and composing today that aren't minimalists?
there was a thread about 21st century classical music but nobody had any good suggestions
do you guys listen to composers still alive?

Hans Zimmer :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=AB3swE4D-Qw

lol my fucking god

Pärt

he said ones that aren't minimalists

youtube.com/watch?v=xnWdSXeHiJQ&index=25&list=PLCE480D16F5DC6DD1

Post rare smalin videos.

Pärt isn't a minimalist. Even though his style is pretty minimalistic

i think i found the rarest one
youtube.com/watch?v=MxhH0UcVIKQ

nobuo uematsu desu

That teal note at 0:39 is the only good thing about this piece.

Mathias Auguste//The Julliard Ensemble (led by David Moody) -- Choral Works (2004) (FLAC)

I have a real treat for you all, today.

>choral ensemble
>very obscure medieval composer whose works were destroyed and banned after purported homosexuality & was walled in alive for relations with a bishop
>one of the first to experiment with hallucinogenic drugs during composition process
>gfs mother is a professional clarinet player who is a graduate of julliard who gave this to me, his compositions were unearthed in the julliard library and recorded, it was an inside joke within the julliard community due to being so obscure. very few recordings of his work exist as far as I can tell, this might actually be the only one
>ethereal, uplifting, actually quite beautiful

dl: www85.zippyshare.com/v/9VMwbRgU/file.html

A new meme has been born

just kill yourself
you've already successfully got us hard with anticipation then left us with the shitty distorted ethereal humming of a fruit-cake faggot

this has gone on long enough
No one else has said anything
I'm taking a stand

Penderecki, Lera Auerbach, John Psathas, Lachenmann, Ferneyhough, Hosokawa, Anthony Ritchie, Haas, Gubaidulina (she's next - RIP), Mohammed Fairouz. Plenty of others I've neglected to mention. Part and John Adams if you dont count them as hardline minimalists.

Recs:
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>actually taking and downloading recs from /classical/
Lmao

very good thank you

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leave me alone
I was abused by the catholic church in a way in which I respond- sexually -to the idea of religious music

they played obscure medieval composers as they took their liberties with my young and ripe, boy-pussy

This is my new favorite meme

Did they at least give you a reacharound?

>catholic

Likely not brutish bogbillies so they probably did.

with their stubby stature and plump bodies similar to a Handel or Bach physique, I doubt that they could have even reached without being impeded by their own bustling belly.

Reminder that all this anti-Bach bogposting is being done by buttmad fedoralord atheists who are literally seething and are eternally pooturbed, poorious and on pooicide watch because they cannot bear the fact that a Christian composer who glorified God in all of his music is one of the greatest composers of all time.

>composer

Not that I've looked into him in particular detail (beyond talking to some of my organist friends who say that his pedal technique is actually really good behind the flashy image), I don't think he composes much of his own stuff and mostly concerns himself with transcriptions

he's a bit too faggoty

im having the weirdest boner

poly i love you

crybabbys have improved their position

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Post smugh

kek

what does she's next RIP mean?

The one on the left is a total qt

Recommend me some piano works (besides those of Chopin) which are similar to this—the Etudes in particular.

Eating fried squid and listening to Schnittke right now. Interesting but weirdly fitting combo.

Do any of you actually non-ironically enjoy some 20th century experimental classical music or is it all just a meme by autistic composers?

The greatest irony is writing my post and not refreshing in the meantime :^)

I'm assuming yours is the shitpost above. Anyway, to answer your (assumed) question: yes, I unironically (not a real word, but whatever) enjoy some 20th century music. Not all of it is fantastic or worthwhile, but some is good. I consider Alfred Schnittke to be on of the greatest composers in history, though. His first symphony is one of the greatest pieces of music of all time.

>Ferneyhough
why

I'm a cuck for Scarlatti.

Autism attracts autists