Arrogant, hedonistic slime edition
/brit/
delete yourself
need a bf
just voted for aj tracey for best newcomer at the mobo awards
reckon he deserves it, hope he wins
you lads should vote too
It's a white van man drives like a dickhead and acts as if he holds the importance of the PM when really he just fixers broken boilers episode.
Why do they drive like nobheads and nearly kill everybody? So they can go to the betting shop 10 mins earlier or something?
After initiating a smile, how do I stop?
Do i slowly let it fade or do I just go back to a completely straight face instantly?
Men with ven
lads
remove monolids
>ywn
dare i ask what a monolid is
good ol doggos, what would we do without these little lads in our lives?
is there any red light district in london ?
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posted a new pic to facebook
i had never even considered this before but now you've mentioned it im going to be hyperconcious of it
Epicanthic folds
acid is such a patrician drug.
recommend it to anyone.
business idea: a doggo that's a bit like a cat
this is double eyelids
Compare it to this
autism
Another name for a cyclops, stems from the fact they've only got one eye lid
Bit derogatory 2bh
*likes your new picture*
need a san junipero gf
Back with my loaded 'tato lads
It's got chicken, couscous, veggies, sauces and cheese
Just found out that my mums neighbours daughter fancies me lads
She told me that her neighbour told her yesterday that her daughter was asking about me lel
>ewww who was that creep standing outside my window last night
probs asking who the bug-eyed weirdo next door is lmao
>No ham
You fucking kraut savage
my doglol is sick
literally every episode of this season was mind numbingly boring
OUTSTANDING posts
yeah m8, pretty much all of central London is red light, can't bloody well drive anywhere!
>Whose that autistic lad, is that Mary's son mum?
>Yeah it is, poor bastard apparently only has online friends
>Bless, he looks nice
what an autistic cunt
fucking mumbles through his words
mong
>doggos
Take-aways run by Pakistanis where young teenage British girls hang out.
>Parent's neighbour's daughter has a massive crush on me and messages on facebook a bunch
>She's legal but the age difference is enough that people will think I'm a weirdo and my parents will probably disown me regardless so I act completely disinterested when she tries to talk to me
Now think about her a lot but never do anything.
You know how it goes.
Ham? more like Haram
creasing
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Watch it now...
REMINDER
borked too much?
First series was the best 2bh.
Quite enjoyed the bike Nig having to watch himself be cucked, Shakespearean irony.
can't wait to meet the new family dog lads :)
Posted a new picture to /brit/book
fuck is with this reddit shite?
>last text from non-family members was almost 24 hours ago
post some slags lads
like this feline looking doggo?
>that ugly face
>that shitty angle
ah yes
the state of her
What show?
thetab.com
Ah yes, cellulite and flab, very impressive
>David Icke
for real doe
Uganda have perfected the tabloid headline, truely they are the only worthy successor to Britian.
>ywn have a big boob gf /w burger nips
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
*posts your mum*
Wondering that myself 2bh
Wonder if they realise how autistic they seem
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>met qt at party
>got her number
>texted her "hey this is user's number"
>told her to text me when she's next out
>she hasn't texted me
should i take this as her not being interested or should i text her when i'm out?
>reddit
>comes to /brit/ as a yank and tries to tell us what /brit/ should be like
I want /brit/ain to be back /brit/ish
is £2 a meal too much?
>last text from anyone was 3 days ago
>it was my mum
>last text from non-family was on the 24th and it was my gf dumping me
waheyyyyy
And now were back together,
Together
I want to show you my heart is oh so true
And all the love I have is
Especially for you
Say you'll kill yourself if she doesn't respond la, easiest way to get laid
don't think she's interested lad
Black Mirror, series 1, ep 2.
can brits read and understand Shakespeare easily
me on the right
my dog hasn't been moving much lately, I think he's autistic
for one person ? yes
Had pretty much exactly the same situation except she texted first and then didn't reply to my reply
Just text when you're out next in case you're in the same place
or a doggo that acts like a cat?
>needing anything more than a 20p pack of space invaders
are kslags welcome
monolids are clearly superior
we prefer females of the asian persuasion on /brit/ don't we lads
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dubs I drink
not dubs I drink
is SS actually a good 3 day workout routine? Might get on it
na
aye
yea. I used to cook spaghetti or rice with whatever meat there was in the store but now i just buy premade sandwiches
Oi lads, i literally don't watch tv and have a TV for occasionally gaming.
Can these fags really force me to buy this meme licence?
for starting out, yes
this scran is dooping ace lads
What makes a person successful?
maybe
just wanked AGAIN after promising myself i wasnt gonna wank today AGAIN
no
have one lads
Just ignore them, its unlikely they'll come round
>Get into cuck porn
>Start fapping to the woman forcing the cuck sucking off the bull
Am I a homosex?
Money
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
m8 with ideas business ideas like that I'm gonna be hitting maximum borkdrive soon.
ask a lad who's sucked a BBC anything
>will kill self