One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born in Edmonton

bump

bump

bump

where?

>I wasn't born in Florida

wayne gretzky was a kang and shit

Honestly it's pretty nice near the university.

For Alberta.

Wanna switch lives with me?

>one chance at life
>born in Texas-North
I'll trade with you

>I was born in Florida
>Once you're here you're here forever

>you will NEVER not be Floridian
How does it feel?

transplants call it paradise
I call it hell on earth

wanna take a guess as to what company I've sold my soul to?

publix?

What happens in edmonton? Whats it like?

>one chance in life
>born in a northern dark hole above the polar circle

>tfw grew up in Edmonton
It's not bad, at least there's shit to do compared to the surrounding towns. Listening to my dad makes living there in the 50s sound retarded.

>one chance in life
>foreigner in quebec

just
kill me
now

>Listening to my dad makes living there in the 50s sound retarded.

Elaborate please

kys

and a free pubsub to the fine british lad

At least you weren't born in Winnipeg.

>one chance at life
>born in Toronto

Hey Edmonton-bro, why is BioWare so leftist? I thought Alberta was Canada's deep south?

>why is [insert any western game developer] so leftist
it's a nu male industry

Because EA gutted them and replaced them with college kids, that they don't have to pay as much as industry vets. who are all indoctrinated brainless twats as college types tend to be these days.

>one chance at life
>born an upper-middle-class white male American
>autistic
Hmmmm

ty m8

what is there? Is it a bad place, a good place?

Save 10k and move. You're young man. My friend didn't like where he was born, so he worked minimum wage jobs, saved his money, learned a very very well remunerated, very niche trade, and moved to Cyprus out of nowhere (no family connection etc. to the country). Now he makes large 6 figures and rides up and down the coast of Africa for fun.

>One chance in life
>Family had a choice between New York and a shitty city in Israel with 10k residents
>They chose Israel

Edmonton has a big mall

Calgary has a stampede

Albertans are Yanks

>One chance at life
>Born several miles away from Edmonton, Enfield, England

Fucked me up so bad

Israel is a fantastic base for international travel bro. If you want to go to NY you can easily get there. The guy who founded Akamai (Danny Lewin) was born to Zionist parents who moved the family to Israel and he's one of the more badass figures in recent history.

>Albertans are Yanks
>Implying that all Canadians west of Quebec aren't

Thing is they left the states before I was born. I don't actually have US citizenship (fucking dumb parents. English is even my native language and everything, so I somewhat feel out of place here).

Washingtonians and Oregoniggers are BCers.

Every State along the Canadian border is just knock-off Canadian.

>Every State along the Canadian border is just knock-off Canadian.
>Canada is just America that didn't rebel

Is it really hard for Israelis to come to the US? I figured it wouldn't be given the US-Israel relationship, but I really don't know I guess

We basically get a free-pass on the tourist Visa, but can't work there unless you get a special permit.

Meh, whatever. I'll probably just get the permit after I'm done with uni.

good thread. all it needed was a nice bump

knew a person from Winnipeg, are you all bible crazy or is he the only one?

>are you all bible crazy or is he the only one?
It's more common than in the rest of Canada, but it's nowhere near the level that it is in America

t. Winnipeg

Strange...he was the nice type though, so all cool

>Daniel "Danny" Mark Lewin (Hebrew: דניאל "דני" מארק לוין; May 14, 1970 – September 11, 2001) was an American-Israeli mathematician and entrepreneur who co-founded internet company Akamai Technologies. He died in the September 11 attacks.
Ah yes, the Israeli ""'stabbing victim""". Where have I heard this before?

Manitobans are usually like that. Fucking weird or crazy, but nice


t. Manitoban

Always wanted to visit canada, is edmonton a pro-British area? Is there anything apart from a "mall"?
One of my friends told me to go to "Dinosaur Measure" but idk where exactly that is

>he was the nice type though, so all cool
Most of the bible crazy people are. They tend not to bother anyone

m8 go to Victoria. The city screams 19th century British colonialism. Although the city is full of discusting hippies that don't give a shit the fantastic history around them, it's a fucking amazing city to visit.

I dunno, honestly. The only time I went to Edmonton was when I was young on a family trip.

From what I know Alberta mostly has continental whites, largely Dutch.

I think the most pro-British parts of Canada are probably the maritimes, BC, and Ontario.

>one chance at life
>love goth culture and music
>not born in England or Germany

>one chance at life
>born in the okonagan
>parents decided to move to edmonton when i was 1 and i've been here ever since


I WANT OFF OF THIS RIDE

>one chance at life
>born in Edmonton

God I love this city.

>is Edmonton a pro British area?
Honestly, it's true nuetral. In other words
>we don't think about you at all

Alberta is mostly Celtic, although there is also a shit ton of Slav (mostly Ukranian, although some Polish) influence too, especially around Edmonton.
This desu. Victoria is the most British city outside of Britain.

Is there any area of Canada that unironically wants greater ties with the US, if not outright annexation?

First victim, IIRC

Not that I know of.

Maybe some people in areas like Windsor, but other than that, not really.

Most people really couldn't give less of a toss about the States. Alberta is probably one of the most pro-American provinces, but we'd still never agree to get annexed by the States.

tl;dr: it's a meme you dip

BC

have you ever actually been to bc outside of vancouver

sure, there are a lot of people that support cascadia, but i don't think that's really the same thing

Annexation is the only feasible way to get anything close to Cascadia.

That's why I support it as do many others.

Interesting. I guess the whole American Revolution thing still runs deep to this day, though it's oddly enough Canada that's the liberal one.

alright, is there much there apart from buildings?

hate the dutch

shame

Sounds like cardiff