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cara

And the most BluePilled poster of last thread goes to this fella

phwoar

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absolutely gutted I missed tickets for this lads

gotta do a cum in the so-called gf, night lads.

t. Drumpf drone

NEED a 13.5 tog duvet sharpish lads, it's cold in here.

John Lewis sold out of the the best price/quality ratio one though S M H

>no john

why, will never be the same

mind if I join? we both know your gf has the space

who?

im a jill stein supporter but you have to be fucking brain dead to think hillary actually has popular support outside of major cities and ethnic minorities

sister sent me this

>jill stein supporter
meme

>mfw a pleb says they don't want yugoslav art films near me

My sister has schizophrenia

should I give her a camera and tell her to cover songs and them ramble about things?

meme in terms of getting elected but certainly not in terms of platform/policies

literally the only ethical choice for america

fuck her

Hillary has major support across the whole country, that's why she's destroying Drumpf.
The media and the pollsters are desperate for this to be a close race, but its pretty obvious at this point that this is a Reagan 84 style landslide for her.

Does she act weird and stuff? Give us the deets lad

*watch
now i've made a numpty of myself

brother send me this

seriously considering suicide lads

I know everyone thinks about it as a one off every now and then, but for the last couple of days it's just been on my mind. I'm struggling to see how I can be happy with life if I have no motivation to do anything.

I usually don't let life to get to me, but recently it just has and I don't know why. I usually try to have a positive outlook on things but I can't see any positives any more.

More isolated to Teesside.

Fucking disgusting things though Parmos.

>this entire post

lol

Everything bad that's ever happened to you was because of me

That time your brother stole the N64 controller from you and didn't let you play? I told him to do that

That time the girl you liked ripped your heart out? My doing

Growing up without any friends you actually connect with or any sort of real relationship? All me

I exist to make your existence dreadful

wtf I love Canada now!

>Hillary has major support across the whole country, that's why she's destroying Drumpf.

Bought myself a new mouse, lads.

What do you think?

your mum won't be best pleased m8

if you really think trump is winning you must be stupid

Staring at myself doing a think in the mirror while listening to this

youtu.be/hFDcoX7s6rE

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>im a jill stein supporter

This 2bh

I really wish there was something I could say to make you feel better, but I just don't think there is

I just hope you will find peace one way or another, even if it means committing suicide

bizarro post

I see the real world
Hillary seems to only have "support" online
never seen one one the flesh

I go to Michigan and Ohio and all I see is Trump stuff

at least do lots of drugs first

Based Hiroshimoot

if cara had a willy she would be a man

He actually is for real now even though these mongs will claim he always was

well, we have to consider a lot of things before taking action as serious as this:
1) will the rest of your life be more iserable than happy?
2) would anyone miss you? would it be better for them if you weren't there, even though they'd miss you?
3) is there a god, and would he punish you for committing suicide? what are the odds of you becoming a right person by the actually true gods (you'd have to find out which one) criteria? would the sin you'll commit through the rest of you life outweigh the sin of suicide?

find a goal to live for

Sleep tight lads

Anyone going to Future Decoded tomorrow hmu and I'll find and kill you

You sound like a corbyn supporter

>Muh rallies and signs

anyone here had a dental abscess before? my jaw has swollen up and i'm in absolute agony and i've only just started the antibiotics today. looks like i've got days of this living nightmare left ahahha!!!!!1

if trump wins he'll be assassinated

the jews will simply not have it

I'm sort of northern, what the fuck is that?

done my fair share of drugs and not a fan senpai

but she'll get over it

I'm not even sure if I would go through with it because I'm such a useless cunt or I would try to do it and somehow fuck it up because I can't ever do anything well

not if I kill you first

Uhm..Only if she identifies as one, sweetpea x

Why are Brits so obsessed with American politics?

No one in America cares about British politics at all and most Americans couldn't even name a single British politician

We love the royal family though

How clever do you think you are /brit/? I genuinely think I'm in the top 1 percentile, and I'm not even that clever desu, most people just happen to be idiots.

put £1000 on hillary then and post the betting slip

>september

kek

Instead of not wanking for a month, I've decided to only wank once or twice a week

he did the northern powerhouse stance lads

here

prepare for fucking agony and get yourself codeine (it's the only one that works)

the antibiotics kick in pretty quickly in my experience though

>How clever do you think you are /brit/? I genuinely think I'm in the top 1 percentile, and I'm not even that clever desu, most people just happen to be idiots.

Just be yourself haha

But no seriously, take a break from whatever you're doing. Find yourself innit. Answer two questions, who are you and what do you want. Take as long as you need.

Fucking hell lads

Some British exchange student brought his pint glass to my house party last weekend

Said he can't drink beer without it

Are you working, studying or NEET?

I don't give a fuck about American politics and i think most people here who do are shut-ins with nothing better to talk about.

a parmo

accidents happen every day!
he was just in the rose garden when he tripped and fell on his own shears

you sound like a daily mail reader

whats for tea

good
pence would be a lot better than him

shut up leaf

america literally shit themselves over brexit

tights gf

it makes for interesting TV, one of your country's greatest exports

>using my OC without permission to post shit tier bait

Will have to call the janny down here if you don't stop lad

>drain the swamp
>coming from a guy with 4 decades of backhanders, tax evasion, aggressive marketsharing and who knows what else

kek bloke clearly doesn't give a shit. horribly unfit for president but kinda admiral

a little bit, but I think she's taking some medication for it so it's not so bad

but stuff like general paranoia and hallucinations happen occasionally
and she'll be talking about something and her words will start to jumble up and stuff

she also has to turn on all the lights in the house to make sure there's no monsters lurking in the dark

think like a genius
talk like a binman

Talking too a guy that was in my class on grindr
He has no idea its me how do I not fuck this up

>never been to a party where people use glasses
R U N T

>for the last couple of days

wow that must have been tough

long live the queen

prince william is a wanker

Good because I'm so tired of politics I can't wait for the election to be over

listening to björk

fuck off this is a shit gimmick
milk 1 sugar

>Hahaha does anyone else LE DAILY MALE XD

the goals I can see myself possibly see myself meeting now aren't great and everything I've tried to avoid

>1
It's likely
>2
Yes and I think yes
>3
don't know.

I just want a comfortable life but I don't think I can achieve that even if I tried

studying

>454
Cubic inches?

sister and her mates

Reckon I've got cavities lads

good lad

your elections are a freakshow that's why

people slow down to look at car crashes. they want to see a twisted mangled body or someone burning alive.

business idea: porn sites that automatically exempt themselves from history/appearing in the address bar

>>for the last couple of days
>wow that must have been tough

Bit gay that

>milk 1 sugar
grab me one as well

which

what do they do when you finish the antibiotics? remove the tooth or some shit?

Hillary has huge rallies, people have never been more excited about a candidate. Her ground game is the best possibly ever and she's getting people involved in politics who have never had an interest before.

This is the truth of what's happening, not what you read and see in Breitbart or Fox News.

tired of the runts in my computer science program whining during lectures about how e.g. turing reductions aren't used in real life. this 30 year old dude taking an undergraduate course won't shut up. he literally wants the university to teach classes in OOP only, because that's what's used in "the real world". he also wants entire classes on teaching how to use a single language. and the majority of people agree with him as he interrupts the professors to opine