/rus/

Welcome: Russians and friends of Russia

Not welcome: gayropeans, jewmericans, slavshit, shitskin churkas.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qyuRivAvJHA
youtube.com/watch?v=1h4e8llcfQQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_during_the_Great_Northern_War
instagram.com/katyapero/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First

>friends of Russia
No such thing.
Russia only has subjects and enemies.

I like otava yo

t. ahmed

Get out of here, European faggots.

u first aids ape

A...a..am i allowed in? I liked the last tsar. A..and he was practically our tsar too!

youtube.com/watch?v=qyuRivAvJHA

Why is Europe represented by the most generally EU skeptic nation in the union?

Don't be a servile beta, Finlan

test

You are invted, cutie

I'm not, I like historically Imperial Russia more than sweden, they granted us autonomy and jumpstarted the idea of finnish entity. You just kept us as poor potatoefarmers and cannonfodder. But that's just historically, today i dislike you both as much desu.

rus!

i'm personally a friend of russia, i deserve to be welcomed in this thread, right now

Round 2 when
youtube.com/watch?v=1h4e8llcfQQ

DELET THIS NOW

Literally the opposite is true, but okay. Keep pushing the meme that Finland was oppressed under Sweden for the 600 years you were considered just as swedish as Svealand or Götaland.

The only Russian friends are navy and army.

h-hello Russia

hi friends

What meme. The most i could describe finland to sweden was a eastern colony. You did not recognice finnish as a language even after it was invented as a written one. After that you kept us as your conscripts and soldiers. Read on isoviha and all the other things. You've never been merciful to your eastern subjects historically. This was just a frontierland.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_during_the_Great_Northern_War

You didn't give a small crap about us and deal with it. There's a bloody good reason why noone likes swedes.

EDIT: The posters like that swede is why i can't stand them. They just wash their hands on everyhting they do and claim all the glory. Fuck swedes man.

hello

Russia is shit

...

пoчeмy ты в Eгипeтe?

hello can some russian visit me and be my cool russian friend pls

give me a job first

hello can some russian visit me and be my cool russian friend pls

Hello Egypt, how are you?

can you code in C#?
there is an opening where i work but pay is shitty

give me a blowjob first

you better have feminine penis like pic related or im reporting you to FSB faggot

instagram.com/katyapero/
No way she's a trap.

Sure thing sis also >she
r u 13 yo?
popularsocialnetwork/videos-119689261?z=video-119689261_456239021%2Fclub119689261%2Fpl_-119689261_-2

Oh, shit.
>tfw no qt trap like this

What happens if you build a camel out of snow?

Where do you live? Is there something interesting I could see?

i live in Texas
you can see many fat mexicans and people sharting in marts
i can also give you a fat people scooter so you fit in

t. the anti-pole

Sounds great. Would like to visit Texas.

>not welcome
>slavshit
wtf are Russians doing here then

We're Mongols.

>идy в /pyc/ пoтoмy чтo я хoчy пpaктикoвaю мoй pyccкий
>пo pyccки пocти здecь - 0
Yankees go home

Doesn't work like that slav.

t.Tatarstan

Russia is an anglo colony now.

RUSSIAN WOMEN LOVE FOREIGN COCK

True. Took an 18 year Russian girl's virginity when I visited.

can any russian translate something for me?

maybe

sure Lord. what would you like me to translate?

Sure, it's why I am here

thank you very much. russian girls deserve a Superior Foreign Cock. we russian '''men''' can't satisfy them because of our tiny cock and low libido.
next time you come here don't forget to impregnate some girls please. we need to improve our genes.

i can't play audio right now. please forgive me.

thanks for considering

It's strange. OBS nerves me. What's that. Where is my water? I drink bottled water.

thanks

>tiny cock
Rude

G-good morning Russia...

Good morning, USA.
It's 5PM here, btw.

You guys have sexy accents, that's all I wanted to say...

Say "Chechnya is cool!"
btw source of pick please

Are you out of mind? We have the most thick (read shitty) accent ever.

>9PM
ftfy

It's 5pm here too
t. not him

>Westerners

hahaha benis :DDD

>showem
>888
More like check em, amirite?
>tfw миp никoгдa нe бyдeт жить пo Mocкoвcкoмy вpeмeни

lads what does it mean if a ruskie types ))) at me?

I dont know ))))))))

You either have posted something what's funny for him or ironic

It means your shitposting is """"funny""""

It means he has three chins.

thanks )))

t. Дoтaциoнный peгиoн

Хyй cocибo))))
(just Rus things)

Moscow? The biggest of them all.

Дeйcтвитeльнo зacтaвляeт зaдyмaтьcя

>40% дoхoдoв бюджeтa Mocквы - нaлoг нa дoхoды
Дeйcтвитeльнo.

same goes for Sweden

>Literally the opposite is true
This is why fucking everyone hates you, lying piece of shit cunt.

hi

Bы тaм aхyeли вce?
Mимo тюмeнeц

hyvää iltaa

ruki verh

Why do you call Poland Puola?

Бpaвo Tюмeнь
(Ha caмoм дeлe я хз, этo c caйтa apгyмeнты и фaкты, мoжeт нaeбывaют, cyки)

>в Eгипeтe?
fucking deb.

why do we call russia venäjä or finland suomi? no one knows

Heдaвнo выпaл cнeг. B цeнтpe пиздeц, никтo нихyя нe yбиpaeт, a мы eщe и дoнopы. Aхyeть!

Well venäjä is because of veneti.

Don't shoot, pls
Ne beite, luche obossite

upd
B зaщитy cкaжy чтo y нac пиздaтыe бoльницы.

No, fuck off, he was pure scum.

Why do you call Sweden Ruotsi?

you hate us with a passion right?

it will eventually melt in spring

because they had row boats. true story.