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We have to now face reality, the May government is actually worse than Cameron's misadventure

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reckon I might grow my moustache this month just for the bants

Korean proxy > Japan proxy

don;t care

T. May reminds me of the early months of Gordon Brown, refreshing because not slick.

But her politics, such as they are, remain Blairite in all important respects and I see no reason to hope for anything much.

>being over 18
>not having facial hair

shameful desu

filename

SECTION
THAT
RUNT

currently growing a beard lads

>tfw 23 and still can't grow a beard

does anyone have the picture of Theresa May meeting Her Majesty superimposed on Kev's kitchen?

I could grow one at 14 haha

You should be thankful lads it's no fun being hairy

I live in the XVII myself near La Fourche
it's a very good neighbourhood but don't go past Guy Moquet basically.
and the flea market in saint-ouen is top if you want to find good stuff there's just a white part and a non-white part where they sell useless shite

I still get facial hair but it's not like a proper beard and only really grows under the chin so I still have to shave

Beards are done. I started a beard 09 from a 05 stubble. Beards are over lad.
Maybe if you're Irish you can carry it. Accent is essential. No accent, don't play rugby, no good.

Mediterranean genes?

pretty runty imo

They need to tear down the vast majority of the postwar council estates and sell the land off to private developers 2bh

It would mean more money for the government, less crime, lower rent, more jobs and more homes

use a beard clipper on the lowest guard regularly

it will grow out evenly and look thicker

>France isn't a refugee shithole guys!!
>btw don't go to certain areas 'cause they're refugee shitholes
Hmmmmmmmm........

None at all actually

Muh heritage is mostly Scottish with the rest being other British as well as French and German

wrong.

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>a literal neckbeard

lmao

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they are not refugees shithole but aren't worth a visit
would be like going to peckham

>tfw 28 and still get spots sometimes
the ride never ends

Define EXACTLY what is homosexual about being pegged

Me

It's a dick in your arse lad
There is NOTHING gay about putting your dick in another persons arse however

bender
poof
faggot
queer
gay cunt

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>there is nothing gay about having sex with a man

>a female entering something in your bum is bent
fuck off nerds

Remember when we had eclectic lads to do this stuff for us?
Dutch Caralad
We'll not see his like again. Rip
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fucking men is not gay
its only gay if you fall in love with one

They can't

Council flats are a pretty cushty deal, they have no legal right to kick you out/rehome beyond vandalism and you don't deal with landlords. If you're a poorfag and don't care about social stigma government housing is actually good.

There is no difference between a mans arse and a womans arse lad
Now, if you sucked the twinks dick or let him fuck you then sure that would be gay. But just fucking his arse is NOT gay

haha wrecked m8

what a fucking dumb country if they consider this music

if Trump loses I'm almost certain there'll be loads of alternative history books about a fictional America where Trump won

noice
was testing my invention

I consider this east Asia. Cartoon country.

100%

what was it?

must have been pretty shite if the first piece I took was your queen haha

to do this stuff for us

>tfw Brexit tore a rift in the firmament and we entered that alternative history

never tried opening with that pawn.
i've seen the flaw now

queens gambit 4 lyfe senpai

*stares through you*
... sorry what were we talking about lad i zoned out then

always open with the middle two tb h, need to control the centre early

there's literally no point in opening with any others

You don't know Dutchcaralad, Maisielad, Pastybabies Italiancunt and more. /brit/ had mascot lads from every cunt. How everyone forgets so soon..

queens gambit is my fav, but being bored i'd like another variation?
care to do rematch? same opening
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really need to get my mood swings under control 2bh

been a moody git for like 5 years now

kyary pamyu pamyu is decent nonce music

doesn't sound very swingy then

I wasn't the one playing, I just always open with queens gambit.

at work so can't really play chess

It's like groundhog day.
thailad remembers

hmm

can someone explain to me why I think astrology is absolute utter shite yet I seem to really like MBTI theory

ahhh, you should've just said mascot lads, I was very confused for a moment

because MBTI has the illusion of being scientific

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MBTI is not that spread out amongst middle-aged moms, so you dont feel that bad while checking out if you are introverted/extroverted or other irrelevant drivel that makes you think that you are special

MBTI is ideally suited to the average 4channer 2bh it's pseudo-scientific veneer over a personality characterisation system that only has winners.

Makes you feel good without feeling like an irrational. In reality, if MBTI actually reflected peoples personalities it wouldn't be popular here at all. Everyone would just get "you're lazy, stupid, easily distracted, but still want to feel special".

Okay, Theresa has tackled on immigration.
But what will she do with immigrants who live in Britain already? And there are few generations of people living in Britain who aren't ethnic Brits: Poles, Indians, Pakis, Blacks. What about them? Will she just close the borders and force them to mix and assimilate into British nation?

shouldn't need to say. you'd know Are lads.
whatever.
things change

he's actually gonna win next tuesday isn't he
the absolute mentalist

nice game

fugged it

my head feels like its going to explode

I didn't know Hillary Clinton was a bloke. Very progressive.

np, also ty to whoever played me.
it work in unexpected way but thank you anyway

Haha well yeah, here's hoping!
*pats pocket with lottery ticket in it*

I'll be happy if he does. The Bush days were really funny I'd love to see another clown in the white house. Shame about which justice he plans to appoint though.

haha!!

might do something crazy if trump wins lads
might film myself doing something absolutely nuts

Film yourself eating a salad you rotund beast

careful what you wish for haha

shoot a shotgun up your arse and film it

just had a well weird poo
was 3 inches of decent log but with a good inch of like a thin tail on it
tickled on the way out and looked like a kofta kebab

what about not posting on /brit/ ever again? x

they gave up too easily

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choon

lungs still aching from last night but I didn't have trouble sleeping

chubby girl ended up to be fat

in other news, water is wet

>decide to post in /brit/
>get bullied while trying to make friends
Just like real life hahaaaah

surprise fucking surprise bruce

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was worth a try

distinctly remember you telling me she had body pics that weren't too bad as well

so what happened?

think they may have been older
would have gone for a gobbie tbqh

didn't need those eardrums anyway

never tried it myself, but everyone who has tells me that fat bird give great blowies

huhuh! IT'S me JOE lads! huhuh!

A laff for the rest of your day...

Did you hear the one about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during a root canal job? He wanted to transcend dental medication...

Mmm my first victim of the day

haven't wanked in days and don't feel like doing it now lads

is there something wrong with me?

so the word "shit" is pretty ancient and means "dividing what is dead (processed) what what is alive"

the words shear and scythe are related, it's all about cutting/dividing

if you keep up being so bloody boring, I'm gonna shit your head from your neck

she said she thought I wasn't really feeling it and I said yeah and we just left it at that
wasn't going to try for it really