Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Boys Don’t Cry Coming This Week -+@ gets robbed again -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, talent, descendents, AJJ, and Frank Ocean -/p4k/ forever
>2016 >Still giving a fuck about this cuckold, ad-sales machine
Kevin Powell
Zoe is doing a thing in Brooklyn
Colton Torres
lmao
Jonathan Moore
lol
Ryder Gutierrez
I'm gonna be there taking video
William Baker
getting his adam's apple shaved down?
Leo Parker
KYS, you double nigger
Dominic Rivera
this thread hypes and supports the new britney spears too
Cameron Collins
hope you get banned for your racism. see you in 3 days, loser.
Gavin Rogers
You better post everything to the thread
Asher Lopez
Maybe. gonna ask her if it's okay first.
Brody Rivera
where do you think we are?
Cameron Cox
fuck p4k
the album's a 30/10
Gavin Reed
twitter.com/EricThurm/status/760900970146590720
Hunter Torres
tomorrow night 10pm EST screencap this
Blake Walker
i've been banned many times on Sup Forums for dropping the big "n"
Joshua Ortiz
I think the only one writing in this thread are p4k writers. No one else could possibly still give a shit about it.
Jason Howard
u better not be lying
Matthew Diaz
If this is true, which one are you?
Brody Collins
Ian Cohen, you?
Grayson Adams
Chris Ott
Christian Morgan
daily reminder this one is you.
Zachary Murphy
Me on the left.
Alexander Morris
Brandon Stosuy
Hunter Hughes
such an ugly face >ptosis >concealer covering zits >stubble >big nose >fat cheeks >etc >etc >bags
Charles Martin
Literally blind
Jaqueline Zoe Camp is ... F L A W L E S S L A W L E S S
Jace Anderson
What's everyone listening to?
Gabriel Cox
Xiu Xiu Twin Peaks
Anthony Scott
sjw/10
Jacob Clark
Nice I picked that up at p4kfest
Liam Brown
they sold records there? I don't even wanna think about the markup on them.
How were you able to hold both the record and the big sign you made? did you have to ditch the sign?
did you make two trips? One to put away the sign you made and then to get the records?
Noah White
the most underrated high-profile rock album of all-time
Tyler Gonzalez
p4k shill never loses his cool. you can't meme him. you can't troll him. he is the anti-gcg.
Juan Roberts
Hey guys -- haven't shamelessly plugged in a while
I started a weekly podcast with some friends about Pitchfork's reviews. It's called the Metafork Music Review
If you like these threads, you should look it up on iTunes and tell me what you think
/p4k/ forever
Jason Miller
kys
Dylan Torres
gonna check it out.
...any QTs on it?
Camden Thomas
Is p4k gonna review Seance when it comes out
William Murphy
make a whole episode about Zoe please.
Grayson Lee
I paid, I believe, $20 for it. That might have just been Polyvinyl. I didn't see if other vendors were marking stuff up. Pls. That sign was at Carly Rae, who is not the true queen of p4k.
Jaxon Scott
how come you're so dismissive of carly rae jetson but unironically offer your support of kesha?
Luke Reyes
Tangible Rays - Seance? kek no prob not.
Jaxson Gray
Like the voice of a female? I'm afraid not, but I'm glad you are checking it out!
Nicholas Morris
Will do
Julian King
I actually like this ummm...... keep it up I guess
Hunter Gray
Give it a chance and you just might become patrician
Ryan Cox
I'm dismissive of her status of queen of pitchfork because we know who the real queen is.
Ayden Gonzalez
hi
Jonathan Davis
Hey thanks a lot
Sebastian Wilson
did you crack gcg's trip? post it here.
Austin Evans
hello old friend. I hope you are doing well.
Kayden Ramirez
Make frank ocean p4k image pls
Levi Lee
lmao. the poster count didn't go up. they're the same person.
Connor Stewart
noko posts as user most of the time now. maybe he posted earlier itt
Tyler James
i've missed you
Jason Young
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Descendents 7.3 by Zoe Camp Lil Uzi Vert 6.9 by Sheldon Pearce Haley Bonar 6.8 by Evan Rytlewski Blowout 6.8 by Ian Cohen
Isaiah Rogers
THIS DROUGHT
Levi Green
What have you guys been up to lately?
Sebastian Allen
Hot opinions, p4k. Let me file this under "shit I don't care about".
Tyler Ross
actually liked new descendents quite a bit.
Charles Harris
>Blowout >not BTFO damn
Lincoln Sanders
i'm actually GCG
i hope you're well too, n&s
i've missed you too, user
Ethan Baker
confirmed!!!!! that's what i call good content you're a legend
Bentley Rogers
in your p4k fest mini review you said your friend was a "basic bitch" for making you watch her set. sounds pretty dismissive to me.
Samuel Lewis
what does amber have to do with it? ill read anything involving her
and just so everyone knows: i'm more or less done posting in these threads for now. i try and read through them some nights, but the trolls who post in these threads just make me snap and that's the last thing i need right now. (this is where you write something about how i'm easily triggered or something, you dipshit basement dwellers.)
p4k shill has taken up the mantle in a big way. n&s is still around too, and continues to be the best in this thread. i'm not sure if i'll be back or not. i'm not sure if it matters.
if anyone is photoshop-savvy and would want the .psd file i use for the OP images, i'd consider uploading it to mega.
be kind to one another. i stand with Kesha eternally. i still haven't listened to the DIIV record sorry devin.
Jeremiah Reyes
lol she's definitely weird looking. but shes just very NICE and has the best voice and is in the best band
Jose Davis
Take all the other tripfags with you
Kayden Powell
what an embarrassing post.
Jackson Hernandez
if you wanted to know what the new diiv sounds like, its like if you remixed Just Like Heaven differently 18 times
Jeremiah Bailey
Good dubs. God bless you on your continued journey through college and life. Thank you for all your work on these threads and indulging my Beach House needs. Be well.
Christopher Bailey
We'll miss you GCG! Could you at least make an OP image for Dead Sara when their new album finally gets an 8.3 BNM? I will tell tales of your gold standard memery for years to come. Thank you.
Elijah Moore
Anyone else think the descendents review was written by someone who probably skimmed through their discography yesterday and also has no idea how the English language/editing works
