Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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too early desu

Any of you outside or in Japan use Japanese cellphones? Thinking of ordering one to replace my appleshit.

国際紛争解決方法の問題にプチ法律家を関わらせるのはやめよう。
素人だから。

Man, godzilla looks goofy as fuck
His tail must weigh about as much as the rest of his body

You mean like an ordinary Sony Android phone with softbank bloatware on it? Or a flip-phone?

Wish I did, I genuinely miss flip phones.

Not sure, what I see are Kyoex unlocks and domoco unlocks when I google it, so I guess those and the Keitai flipphones.

・実際に戦争に行った人達がやめようと言った。 →専門家
・素人の学生みたいなのが法律を教科書で学んだ。→ド素人

こういう素人が社会の仕組みに口出せる世の中に問題あるよな。
しかも匿名掲示板で吼えるだけのニセモノだし。
> そんなことまで我らが父祖が望んだのかと言ってやりたい
小児性愛者にだけは父祖も言われたくない。

Why would you do that? Just get a Google phone. If you really don't want that then Chinese phones are supposed to have done quality models.

How do you deal with stress and diarrhea?

I got a korean girlfriend with scat fetish

If you can run youtube-dl "channel" on only one Youtube channel for learning Japanese, what one would it be?

What do people think of this qt? I think her channel is decent and well-produced.

youtube.com/user/japanesepod101

Man you really need to have your bowels checked, I'm worried for you

What a fucking slut

don't trust him.
don't look him.
don't recognize him.

what does this mean:
수수하시네요
옥수수세요?

닥쳐

kwsk

That's just a pun, don't mind it.

OU

1945

물 촣아해요

>friend of mine said hes gonna introduce his american girlfriend to me
>a japanese-american girl appears

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I plan to see one this month

We Japanese are not allowed to slaughter Chinese and Filipinos like we used to, so we have to channel our natural savage impulses on whales and dolphins.

Is there some kind of test that estimates how many kanji you can write, like those reading tests where they give you like, 200 kanji and estimate your total knowledge?

I would say I can pass 漢検5級, but I don't feel confident to say I know how to write a thousand kanji. Maybe I can and I'm just being silly?

the ultimate adventure

この絵まだ出てんのw

そうだな。じゃあ改憲しよう。

> 日本が本来「放棄」すべき~は19世紀的「侵略戦争」
日本がウイグル支援したことも19世紀的侵略戦争なのか。

> 武装解除~は彼らが(父祖が)勝ち取った自由
アジアを解放し終わったからだろ。

> 侵略戦争は否定されるべきと言う国際法の~不寛容の義務
連合国も侵略戦争ばかりだ。

結局、日本の過去の否定。

estimating how many kanji one can deal with is demonstrated mostly by the result of 漢検.
other tests, especially online tests, are unreliable in terms of being able to cheat.
writing kanji is difficult even for the Japanese. probably I cannot pass 漢検5級.

this will be you

おきた

they made fun of my car
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>Implying You have a driving license

あの汚いオレンジネズミを張るな!

妖怪うまるネズミがやってくるぞ

In the theory of war, the judgement of difference from aggressive war and defensive war is important.
And for that, a just cause for war is important.
Nevertheless, to judge war for a person of discrimination behavior or an ignorant person about casus belli is much more fatal problem than the definition of the letter of the law.

o yeh someone's getting laid tonight

for real tho pls help do i sound fucking stupid or not? i don't want a date i just want a reply

also virtually everybody has said they like anime and shit. why?

WTF

この画像見たとき「は?」って感じだったが、千葉や埼玉って東京と比べて100円以上も最低時給違うのか
東京に住めない連中ゴミにもほどがあるだろw

東京w

what's the point of the image exactly?

千葉はとにかく住んでる人間の質が著しく低いイメージ

まーたかっぺの地域叩きか

江戸時代の形式主義者の日和見論議だな。

日本にあるのは天道思想で"国"の主義はない。神道の"天"は"国"より上。
大義の無い国家議論は片腹痛い偽善だ。

自称保守派というのは内心は左派の我欲主義なのに、
表面上のラディカルな主張で右派を気取る似非論者なので取るに足らない。

安倍首相は右派だが、なにより戦後レジームの脱却が第一優先なだけ。
時に自分の意志と合わない場合も全体の進展を妨げない。変革を担う意志を持つ。
九条の変更よりも重要な問題がいくらでもある。

荒らし達

girl I met in Busan uploads a picture of her every day on kakao story
I like every picture. she never writes me. next spring she will come to Germany
I want to meet her again

...

日本人?

she looks nice but you cant see her face, that rilakkuma doll in the back is cute though

tell more about you taorila
are you white?
whats your age?
are you a neet?

>are you white?
yes

>whats your age?
23

>are you a neet?
i am at the minute yes, but this time next year i will hopefully be back in education once i have sold all my properties here and abroad

Good morning
お腹すいたよ

みんな、いつでも今日が、一番楽しい日のを忘れないで

are you white-white (blonde) or semi-white (white non-blonde)?
are you a businessman?
had you ever been abroad?
had you ever fucked an asian girl?
do you dislike me?

Today I found a language exchange group for my city
I want to write there but I don't want my normie friends to see it and I don't really want language exchange
"Hello I can teach you German if you teach me Korean and maybe you can become my girlfriend"

>are you white-white (blonde) or semi-white (white non-blonde)?
white with black hair

>are you a businessman?
no but i like to keep up to date with financial and political news and ongoings

>had you ever been abroad?
yes ive been to cuba

>had you ever fucked an asian girl?
im a virgin

>do you dislike me?
im indifferent

theres tons of girls on seoul tinder whow ant language exchange

いい日なんて月に一回あるかないか
それが人生だよ

I know, but they are boring. I met one who wanted to learn German and she couldn't even speak English.
It was really awkward and she never messaged me again
Korean girls that use Tinder are stupid. All the cute girls I met in Korea were when I randomly spoke to them and got a date

>im a virgin
is this you?

is that really thai poster

i'm not even mad anymore, looking like that is both explanation for the behaviour and punishment enough

he looks jew

個人的な意見ですけど、毎日に前にどう知っていないけど別にしかしないで何時も楽しい事が起こります。

今日は昼食事が好きなで、友達と冗談を言いました。知っていない見つけた好きなことだから、一番楽しい日でした。

寝て行かなくていけません。。お会話ありがとうございます!じゃまたねー

it doesn't matter how you look or how nice you are
most girls are assholes and think they are better than you
I tried it many times. I've dated maybe 10 Korean girls and 5 German girls and I still don't have a girlfriend
In school every girl was always "oh he's cute" behind my back but then when I asked them they said no and rather fucked the 2m 20cm idiots
I want a real girlfriend, white or Korean, it doesn't matter, but no girl wants me.
so I accepted it and instead I focus on getting that one perfect girl that is my gf
I was never really interested in sex, I just wanted to touch the face of a cute girl
but there's only one perfect, cute girl

I see Good night

答えは猫

>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#

>"file in owners trash"

wut?

*Does a post*
>you waste a moment of your time reading it

hahaha

you've been had, lad m8s.

>Antwort ist Krautchan
was

(゚∀゚)アヒャヒャ、グッドモーニンッ!!野郎どもっ!最高にマッドでロックないい朝だよなぁ!?

私の肛門をなめます!

これ、最期は火をつけて燃やすのだろうか?
案山子というのは、そういうもの
でも、勿体ない
男として切ないね
日本人の男は遺伝子レベルで黒髪ロングへの憧れが刷り込まれているIMO
そうか、日本は連中から鯨肉を輸入すればいいのか
ってか?
漢検を受ける実力があるのなら、日本語でPOSTしな。SO YOU ARE SILLY
うまるちゃんを悪く言うな
UMARU IS NEW MEME
というスレを立てまくっていた頃が懐かしい
KOREABOO, GET BACK TO YOUR NEST
ONLY ME
今日はイベント行って、温泉に行こうかな
へいMADなROCK
youtube.com/watch?v=02c9XTVm1yo

...

PLZ LICK MY ASS
GROSS
GET BACK TO LICK RILA'S ASSHOLE

お前がワイのケツを舐めるんやで

>testing pantsupeado's patience
cheeky

>he's mad as fuck

>Oh, hi *GERMAN NAME*~ *KAKAO SMILEY* Long time no see. Of course we want to meet again.
>Maybe I will be at "GERMAN CITY" in 4/14. Let us meet. Bye~~ Take care! *DOG SMILEY*
what did she mean by this?

>マッドでロック
ごめん僕メタラーだから礼儀正しいんだ(´・ω・`)

Today I will relax

Who will relax today?

そんな器用な事出来るくらい柔軟ならシルク・ドゥ・ソレイユに入れるぞ

紅茶が美味いにゃ〜
ここの人は下手な英語で喋ったら怒るのかにゃ〜

honesty I already developed a trauma about china, last year was horrible, paying 40 usd for shitty food really traumatized me
Im thinking maybe I should live somewhere in south east asia and only enter china went I really need to check something , pay the factories

how jealous of me are you?

gekioko

zero

h、hi !
what's going on ?

下手な英語で喋って

guten morgen

オージーめ

I'm white, I've been to all SEA countries, I've dated and fucked korean girls without paying,
my dick is 25cm, I'm ripped, I don't have aids, my sister is an entrepreneur in Malaysia
I'm living your dream

>Goes to nipland
>Studies nip
>Doesn't post nipple
why?

the chinese are really disgusting creatures, no matter how much they earned , they always want more
Im gonna stop all my imports from china and 600 chinese are gonna lose their jobs, fuck everything

落ち着けオーストラリア人

ふーん

がんばって

Give me a job peru-sa

no but I licked a girls foot before to find out if I'm a footfag

>Having to even check it you like 3d feet

You disgusting pig

whatever bro, you are white, you are playing life as easy mode
you can not relate to me
Im playing the hard mode