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that one lad who asked how he can become the Night Manager at a comfy hotel but didn't get an answer Edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

imagining the pensioner jury saying

mmhm yes can't argue with that, let the slavic fellows go

stellar post

Still wondering btw.

>his uncle's molecules got literally annihilated by the Irish Republican Army
having a fat molecular laugh

Just came to the realisation that being a security guard has to be the comfiest existence possible. How do I make it happen?

Redpill me on these

Is the chap who costed his company 18k here?

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10/10 biscuit

Can bench press 90kg and I thought everyone should know

comfy snow soon

>In Sydney, Monday will warm to the low thirties and Tuesday could reach 35-37 degrees in most suburbs.

fuck me lads

The Tesco own-brand ones are the exact same and half the price. Only people still buying McVities products are old people.

can bench press a roll of digestives and i thought everyone should know

Is that lad who started to watch dogtooth but then gave up here

dark chocolate are better

if you really want to go crazy the caramel version is also nice.

gf's huge nose keeps hitting the base on my cock when shes giving me a blowy

Can bench press 75kgx5 and I thought everyone here should know

never understood the appeal of biscuits. just have a candy bar

soft cunt

>southern hemisphere "winter"

bit hot out

yeh im here mate

rorke?

kek

>fuck me lads

no thanks you bender

Citizens of the civilized world, on this day we mark a transition. For a 200 years, America stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Muslims. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The globalists, and some within our own Senate, had conspired to create the shadow of Muslim using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind America into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The globalists hoped to unleash their destructive power against the America by rigging the election and usurping control of the army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal state troopers contained the insurrection within the Senate and quelled uprisings on every continent.

The remaining globalists will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The Muslims have been defeated, and the globalist coup has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United Nations will be reorganized into the first Global Empire, for a safe and secure society.

Hehehehe! Can I get a Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee-wind?

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could roundhouse kick any one you into orbit

375 is quite a bit. cheers lad

Can ohp 50kgx4 and I thought everyone should know

it's summer in the southern hemisphere

northern yanks are even dumber than regular yanks

That would make me nut very quickly

......mate

>could roundhouse kick any one you into orbit

Based.

I've been having a pack a day since I went on my bulk diet.

who doesnt know that? it was a jest

>For a 200 years, America stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings
but that's because of globalism laddo

Ah yes, the famed Canadian education

If they think George Bush will stay out of /brit/, they don't know George Bush

>A pack a day since I went on my bulk diet
Fuck lad, that's disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=aQhVb-1WA-c

me on the left

How was that possibly even a joke? Can't figure out where the joke part would be

Friendly reminder that it is now literally christmas.
How did all those things you were going to get done this year go?

we'll see who's disgusting when all 25 stone of me is slamming wet puss

I remember you saying this last time
You're not joking are you? I'm starting a bulk soon and thoss things are delicious

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yer all bloody maniacs

Why do all the japs in anime have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Are they that cucked?

That's a cartoon, mate

>DONALD TRUMP

>woah, woah, hold on, hold on. fucking donald. and fucking trump.

>DONALD
>TRUMP

AIPAC does not give donations directly to candidates, but those who donate to AIPAC are often important political contributors in their own right. In addition, AIPAC helps connect donors with candidates, especially to the network of pro-Israel political action committees. AIPAC president Howard Friedman says “AIPAC meets with every candidate running for Congress. These candidates receive in-depth briefings to help them completely understand the complexities of Israel’s predicament and that of the Middle East as a whole. We even ask each candidate to author a ‘position paper’ on their views of the US-Israel relationship – so it’s clear where they stand on the subject.”[43]

This process has become more targeted over time according to Bard, "In the past, Jewish contributions were less structured and targeted than other interest groups, but this has changed dramatically as Israel-related PACs have proliferated."[24] Among politicians considered unfriendly to Israel who AIPAC has helped defeat include Cynthia McKinney, Paul Findley, Earl F. Hilliard, Pete McCloskey, Senators William Fulbright and Roger Jepsen, and Adlai Stevenson III in his campaign for governor of Illinois in 1982.[44] The defeat of Charles H. Percy, Senator for Illinois until 1985, has been attributed to AIPAC-co-ordinated donations to his opponent after he supported the sale of AWACS planes to Saudi Arabia. Donations included $1.1 million on anti-Percy advertising by Michael Goland, who was also a major contributor to AIPAC.[44] Former executive director of AIPAC, Tom Dine, was quoted as saying, "All the Jews in America, from coast to coast, gathered to oust Percy. And the American politicians - those who hold public positions now, and those who aspire - got the message".[45]

Cuck for Reagan and only one-term, embarrassing desu

>having things you want to get done
>being motivated

fuck off norgle

me on the right

my girlfriend never lets me pull out.

is this a redflag?

japanese people dye their hair often

Every-night you slip into your bed, you fall into unconsciousness and basically die. Since you have a dream while unconscious, the consciousness that awakes in the morning isn't technically you. Technically every-time you go to sleep you die and this makes beds literal suicide machines.

don't really understand this gimmique

me to you

why are you putting hyphens where there is no need for them you utter fucking spanner

>gf
more like a redditflag

Yeah she's gonna stop taking the pill one day and get preggers and force you to be with her until you die

Gf NEVER lets me pull out and always makes me cum in her

Was a bit worried since she said she wouldn't mind getting preggers when she was drunk lol.

Thankfully shes on the pill

>lets me
Are you a FAGGOTO?

My little brother is such a little CUNT. There is a 20 (TWENTY) year age gap between us.

He is the biggest fucking brat and has to have his way all the time. I don't live with them but whenever I see him he's always acting up and I feel genuine dislike towards him. Not nice to say but its true.

ah yes the yank 'education'
ululating at 'people' with this mental capacity

The Ainu people had natural blue eyes before the Japs raped them

the pill that you have no control over whether she takes it or not?

I just copy pasted it from a leaf, sorry
Could you apologize

Guess tomorrow not-me is going to have to deal with all this work I'm not doing then haha oops

wonder where he gets it from

she'll spring a baby on you one day, gf wants my seed badly, so i forced her to get an IUD

no tricks

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>letting the trajectory of the next 18 years of your life (minimum) be decided by another person's willingness to take her birth control (or her ability to even remember to do so)

Not sure why anyone would want to hand over this amount of trust to someone else.

>Every-night
>every-time

no lad
also you're still semi-conscious and "aware" while you're asleep dummy

Feel like ABSOLUTE SHIT as I fucked my best mates gf

It was halloween and she looked fit as fuck with her arse cheeks hanging out so I feel a little less bad about it.

He was also out of town at a funeral so its not he'll ever find out.

How much money do I have to make a year to get a gf?

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>NYPD Blows Whistle on New Hillary Emails: Money Laundering, Sex Crimes with Children, Child Exploitation, Pay to Play, Perjury

this is fucked up lads

this will be our rotherham

bait

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>Watching some daytime gameshow
>Answer is obviously Skepta
>She says Stormzy

Fucking link.

if she got elected it would be such a shitshow of a term

she would only be 4 years max (if she isn't arrested) and her term would be mired in constant legal battles.

link now

you mean nobody will care?

oh wow didn't know this was /cum/ good to know good to know I really needed to be updated on your farcical elections

To be fair the answer to a question about grime on any normoid gameshow is either going to be Tiny Tempah, Skepta or Stormzy so it was a fair guess.

internet mate sent me this

>so its not he'll ever find out.
haha naive you

>caramel

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fuck off to /eire/

Become a cleaner or something at a travel lodge and eventually you might work your way up to night manager somewhere

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