I've noticed our two countries are generally the most pro race-mixing and liberal countries on this board. Being gigantic New World nations, it only makes sense. How else do you unite people in such far reaches of variety of races and cultures? The cornucopia of humanity is bountiful in our great nations.
Here's to you, southern brothers.
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No problemo ami. Bom noche.
please colonize us canada-kun
lol brazil still needs to apply for visas to come to our country and not the other way around
HAHA I TRICKED YOU, BRAZIL SUCKS. WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS.
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I WANNA KICK YOUR ASS YOU SHIT CANADIAN
>race-mixing in Canada
>John Tremblay marries Wun Li Lu Wang
You're like a little baby.
MONKEYS BTFO
>Canadian shitposting
When will you faggots learn to leave that for Australia?
misery loves company
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OP here. I did not post this.
This was probably posted by an angry Manitoban.
i have my doubts
Don't listen to Canada, Brazil. Come here and bring Mallu with you.
who is mallu
singer idiot
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fuck off, just because i don't know a singer i am an idiot
she's taken
>banana plus maple syrup
it will be not good for my stomach
O mulher mais bonita no mundo psh.
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How the hell do you know her? Is she famous in your country?
I'm surprised. Btw, I don't like her music, but i'd totally date her.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
No, but I'm a bit of a Brazilboo and I like her music. I kind of became obsessed with her after listening to her albums and have a massive crush on her now.
é um brasileiro na nova zelandia
Fuck off poo peelander, you're not invited to /Bracan/
Oh, interesting. What others brazilian artists do you like it?
nao estou um brasileiro, mas eu falo um um pouco de portugues.
Stfu Leafboy, I am a Hue at heart.
Como você sabe?
Hey Brazil, we can be friends. All you have to do is help us overthrow Venezuela and give us the rights to their oil and we'll support your eventual takeover of South America*
*excluding Chile, we still like them so be nice.
*A* mulher mais bonita do mundo.
Stupid gringo.
Also, she's lame as fuck. 5/10 at most.
achei que fosse mas com esse post ai ja sei que não é
ok
I like the older stuff from the 60s: Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Sergio Mendes etc.
Much better than Anitta and the shitty Carioca celebs most of your country seems to idolize
>supporting the straight downgrade of some of the countries in south america by letting Brazil take them
the oil in Venezuela is shit tier anyways, why would the US need it
Valeu. I just started listening to the album. It has a nice kind of folk vibe and native influences as well.
The track you linked sounded like something I'd expect from Peru. Does it have Tupi influences or somthing?
>No, but I'm a bit of a Brazilboo and I like her music. I kind of became obsessed with her after listening to her albums and have a massive crush on her now.
God, I love her figure so goddamn much
I bet it feels like she`s going to break apart when they're fucking
Okay fine, you can stay too Argentina. And you can never have enough oil.
Never.
Nope. This is popular music from the northeast (well, used to be popular). To be more specific, from the state of Pernambuco.
Who?
do you watch brazilian novelas too?
>novelas
soap operas*
BACK OFF! Brazil is my FRIEND!
japanese soap operas are called dorama
why can't we call ours novelas
Wait, if Brazil is the Canada of South America, then what am I?
More importantly, what is Uruguay if not Canada?
É isso que eles pensam quando você diz novela. Eles não assistem, eles lêem isso
>pro race-mixing
>Canada
not really at all m8
>tfw no bunda gf
> A
> FUCKING
> LEAF
I have a Brazilian daughter
I'm pretty sure you can get some bunda gf if you come to Brasil. Believe me, they love gringos.
ew, gross
I would live in Yukon maybe but the rest of Canada is a shithole
kek
>And you can never have enough oil
But Venezuela's oil is like fucking toothpaste. Refining it takes a lot of work, and it's not profitable unless the prices go up a lot. Same reason Canada doesn't have lots of oil monies with their oily sand
Who's she?! Don't you mean Malu Mader??
You are Mexico
Uruguay is Mexico
Everyone is Mexico
You fucking spics
we just keep a hold onto it and sell it to shit tier nations that want some. You think we export the good stuff? Hell, we could sell it back to them once they've Felt the Freedom™
No, I heard O Clone was meant to be good. It's hard to find them without subs and my Portuguese isn't good enough yet to understand them. I really liked City of Men though.
Magalhães, o melhor Mallu.
Improved haiku version
>you are mexico
>uruguay is mexico
>motherfucking spics
I do in all seriousness though
I knocked up a Brazilian girl who was living here just before she had to go back home because her student visa was up, she didn't find out until she was back in Brazil.
Don't you have to pay child support?
No 5-7-5 = Not a haiku
Are you sure? I checked wikipedia, is it wrong?
Don't know lol
I can't separate syllables in English
lol no
she's in a different country and Brazilians have zero legal rights to pursue something like that on a Canadian unless I go there.
>Half leaf Half monkey
Abomination walks the earth, the antichrist,
But what if she comes to Canada? Can you really get off scot free from impregnating hot Latina girls?
I've never even met a latino before
>But what if she comes to Canada?
She has no legal recourse here as far as I know
She's ok with it anyways it seems, her family is rich and she's done school plus has an easy job now
I still keep contact with her
What a repulsive creature
u mad bananaboi?
I only wish it was a boy
No, I actually like children and would love to have a daughter, but babies are shit and having to take care of them is even shittier
Children are only worth any effort when they're 7-12 years old. This is the only time in their lives when they can do their own shit by themselves - some of it, at least - and are innocent and curious enough to listen to what people tell and try to teach them
0-6 y.o.: retarded
13-25 y.o.: retarded self-entitled teenager
Why would you post your baby here? Sick fucks probably saved it and are making monkey leaf memes as we speak
>but babies are shit and having to take care of them is even shittier
lucky I don't have to do that then
Mah nigga, I have a kid in Spain and she can't litigate overseas but she's tried.