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first for Bill Burr's MMPC

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God Save the Queen

Remember buds,
>Leo won an Oscar this year
>Britain Brexited
>Cubs end a 108 year drought
>A guy nobody thought would win one single state is on the Presidential ballot


It's time, 2016 the year of ebin habbenings.

MAGA

November has been several nice days in a row

we should be knee deep in snow right now, what's wrong with the weather buds?

trump will lose
only because of based mcmullin

>tfw america jobs hard and elects hillary

Honestly, I'm going to take a week long break from the internet. Probably pick up a sport at my local gym or something.

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I've had no real snow days yet, only dustings that melt.

Something big is coming... Can you feel it user? Like the whole world holding it's breath...

really got my noggin going

Would you shag her, /cum/?

I'd shag two pillows and a tub of butter mate

cant wait to shitpost the alt right cucks on pol and get called ctr

da land doesn't like sports anyway desu

I'd shag a greased up shoe mate

>wake up
>3 am
>pol shitposters
>no based bajachan
see you guys in a few hours

>/cum/

Sup Forums stands with baja poster

Now you either stand, or keep lying down.

>/cum/

>after the election
>ctr

Retard, they'll be 50/50 "muh rigged" election and "twas all satire!"

Unless...

I'd shag three yabbies strapped together with a good rubber band mate

i'd shag a canadian

I'd shag an ethnic mate

>Androgyny

No

do trump supporters have any arguments other than benghazi emails muh mexicans and muh mudslimes

I don't get it. Who is who here?

Androgyny my ass

She looks very much like a woman

Chyna.

>"Chyna"

can't sleep /cum/. What are some good methods to help get to slep

Oh, most definitely.
If i had to wager, I'd give myself pretty good odds too.

weed bro blaze it up

fap
black out from drugs/alcohol
exercise
reading in low light

Smoke weed, like TONS of it haha

Booze, trazodone, jerking off, zyzzquil, benadryl in a pinch

always exercise about 4 hours before your targeted bed time

will always make you sleepy

for extra measures masturbate 1 hour before targeted bed time

IMPORTANT

make sure your TV/computer is off and make sure you aren't using your phone in bed, light exposure to your eyes makes you feel awake

wtf is up with the ctr cucks in this
seriously...
get gtfo
or get btfo

>he always posts the same images in the same order

Have a new grill amigo

Might be just trolls

It's time...

Hey there

If you happen to have SFW pics of cute grills I might save them

Goodnight lads

Daisy taking it up the ass?

youtube.com/watch?v=4rSeon0M8hM

>/cum/

Night, gringo

Good night, and maybe next season.

Fuck's wrong with you

y-yeah..next season is the one...

;)

This better?

i early voted hillary and got 4 of my friends to do the same

no regrets

hehehehe

Forget it

I was just looking for close ups of cute girls

>want to fap to Jav
>remember the censorship and retarded squealing

hentai is really the only way to go

you'll never get rid of me

Sorry, I have failed you.

Don't think I didn't fucking see that, you Canadian bastards

She is a chink good sir.

>88
Very nice

>88

Anyone there?

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Just had a nice fap session, good night everyone

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im off to bed too guys

what an awful thread

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send abrams

я нaдeюcь, чтo oнa никoгдa нe бyдeтe чyвcтвoвaть хoлoд
дaжe ecли я нe мoг быть oдин, чтoбы coгpeть ee

kys

Explain to me how i fucked up
I know you speak it, cuck

i dont know russian

but you should kys for knowing it

>tfw not tired at 5:30 a.m. and I need to get up tomorrow to do yard work or my mom will yell at me

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I like madam president frog images very very much

You do know that those were made in a corporate think-tank, right?

It's raining

lucky

>The North was a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=gz6Jk8RttlE

I've decided not to vote.

I applied for Green Card. I want to live in a southern town with dixies. What's my chance to survive with practicing prayer five times a day, celebratin Ramazan and wanting to marry a conservative christian girl. What is the best place for it?

TWO TRAILERPARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE

its free sub day boyz
go get your buy one get one free subs

commie

fucking ugly fat american trash
come to my country and fight me

>tfw fired today and got home early
what should I do with my new free time /cum/? other than shitpost of course

going to walk to subway
hope i dont trip in wet ground and get ran over

don't shitpost you fucking loser
american posters are terrible go kill yourself

i hate my life

same 2bh

> i get paid $32/hr to shillpost
> trumpcucks do it for free
kek

0%; No place I know of.

swedes should be gassed

americans are ugly fat and trashy
come fight me fagot