Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
Theme music
>youtu.be/QmPnwKEe4DI

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare it when making a new thread and post its link.

Other urls found in this thread:

yutaaoki.com/jwy/mistakes/common-mistakes.html
youtube.com/watch?v=wfoadWCgGY8
matome.naver.jp/m/odai/2147675782783853901
youtu.be/vbNz6Zhv8Bc?t=2m23s
youtube.com/watch?v=NlAggDNzCuM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

TONIGHIT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE 乙

op用

>she sees foreigners dicks

what up my nihonjins

ここ見てるとすごい広告が出るようになったんだけど俺だけ?
使ってるのはスマホ

FINE, YOU ?

good, I suppose

...

fucking 乙

nothing special and you?

おつ

bored

I wanna fap, but I don't have Kleenex. what should i do?

HAVE A HAPPY TOPIC ?

SWALLOW IT

you could kill yourself and stream it

Cum inside you foreskin, waddle to the toilet and empty it

HE DOESNT KILL HIMSELF
HE HAD KILLED HIS SON/DAUGHTER

俺、今日、淡路島の温泉に行ったのがばれたのかと思った
遊び心やろな
アンドロイドならウィルスまがいかも
俺、初期化したぜ
ひろゆき、えげつないね
自画像すか?
ええね
今季の黒髪ロングは
ユーフォの高坂 麗奈

All men do.

ベジーが死にますように・・・
( ^ω^)・・・

アプリで見てるし広告なんて出えへんで

veggieのように悪口がポンポン書けるようになりたい
android特有かも

ワイもAndroidやで

そうか
なら何か悪いもの拾ったのかな
初期化、パソでえばクリーンインストールで持ち直したし

memorizing chinese characters sometimes is kind of relaxing
经济全球化的纵深发展以及信息技术的日新月异

俺もAndroidだけど広告は一切出ないよ

不気味なアイドルだな

こういうの詳しくないししんどいわ

My wet pussy waits for you baka gaijins to make you happy! Cum now with me!!

ヤリマン

This thread is rough because pantsuya attack namefag again.

ついに性の喜びを知った模様

If both textbook japanese and anime japanese are not how actual japanese people speak

how do you actually speak and what is the point of textbook japanese, specifically?

ヤリチン

Huh, OP sneakily adding a youtube video to the OP made me realize that the template was changed.

from
>Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

to
>Please declare it when making a new thread and post its link.

and it happened on september 2nd

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经济全球化的纵深发展以及信息技术的日新月异,引发了商务方式的变革,21世界是一个信息时代,数码时代

>what is the point of textbook japanese, specifically?
It's there literally just to make fun of bakagaijins

Is that from a yuta video? which one?

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Here is this thread for that.
Learn how japanese speak here.

It's been like that for a while. Always a Japanese flag that changes it back to "its".

shit. those girl don't suck my dick.

It's from his mailing list, not yt
yutaaoki.com/jwy/mistakes/common-mistakes.html

なんかandroidのブラウザでみると
ウイルス警告でるなあ

I hadn't actually signed up to that, meant to, but always forgot

Thanks まゆゆ

Ah.. I suppose, usually it's too hard for me too read, I can only read kana so far and some kanji (not really, only recognize what they mean together, like 日本人、日本語、私)

So saying "desu yo" is wrong?
What about "da yo"?

youtube.com/watch?v=wfoadWCgGY8

>>>>>knows

explain yourself

やっぱサンドウィッチマン最高だわ

matome.naver.jp/m/odai/2147675782783853901
外人からゲイカップルだと思われてたらしいwww

Why do you have ShitPeruSays database?

間違いではないですよ
「だよ」でも大丈夫だよ
「ですよ」 is more polite than「 だよ」

伊達なんか痩せてるな

こんばんは~ (´・ω・`)ノシ
小さい頃の打ち切られた大好きなお菓子が戻ってきました! O(≧∇≦)Oワイワイ
(貼った画像無関係)

ok i sent someone this message

do i sound like a twat or not? i was trying to sound professional or something but now i think maybe i screwed up

maybe i should demand that everyone sucks my dick instead at least i'd be more comfortable with that

ワロタ
ゲイに見えんのか

>was trying to sound professional
were you really???

なんでその画像張った?

i dunno i have no idea just not sounding like a dumbass would be enough

面白いと思ったんだけど (´・ω・`)

それ自体がマルウェアmalwareだと思う
面倒だが、ショップに相談して
初期化
どんなお菓子?

こんばんはノシ
ちょっと、その画像についてkwsk説明して下さい。
本物?

デカいアシダカ軍曹だな
通りでオーストラリアじゃ走行中にサンバイザーから登場→運転手パニック→事故ってパターンが多い訳だ

大した自信← big confidence
大した自身← big "self"

その白い魚のミームはよくわからない…

Hey koreaboo I found a perfect girl for you

yeh saw that after lol was really hoping they ignore it

でかすぎ笑 ペット?

Is that tinder?

あれ日本語変なこと多いよね

It's a common mistake...(´・ω・`)ウソダケド

youtu.be/vbNz6Zhv8Bc?t=2m23s

What went wrong?

フリップフラッパーズは面白いけど
それ自体がよくわからない
ゆっくり見直し中

そういや
前スレで「さくら」をリクしていた人
このさくらか?

これ
中身は果物

多分本物だよ
fbで見た画像だけだから確認は出来ないけどな

怖い話言うなw

牧場で開放されたって投稿がそう言うんだ

そうっすね

>フリップフラッパーズは面白い
同意

彼は、敬語を多用する人は不自然って言ってるのかな?
敬語はいつでもどこでも通用するし、良いと思うんだけどな…。

>多分本物だよ
マジか…(白目)
こぶし大の蜘蛛でも、びびるのに…

違うよ
日本人なら彼の言ってる意味が分かるけど、あなた外人だね?

やるよ

I only watch Natume-Yujin-Cho this season.

Since he's originally started his channel talking about Japanese+non-Japanese dating, he often says it's unnatural to talk formally to your Japanese gf/bf, that's his main thing

where's thai poster?

youtube.com/watch?v=NlAggDNzCuM

日本にはこいつがいるけど、こっちの方が生理的に無理やろ

Post your kindle peru

>cuteposter disappears
>thai flag disappears
Were they two personas of the same guy?

Thai was hardposting yesterday

...

I thought you guys thought peru and thai were the same person

...

>The F. appears
>thai flag appears
Hmmm

クモちゃんはいい子だよ
心配しないでね (´・ω・`)

えっ
あの虫がカマキリの身体を動かしていたってことか
気持ちわるいいいいいい

What's the best time to go to Thailand to fuck a lot of prostitutes

It seems captcha understands me

確かに友人同士だと硬すぎる口調なんだろうけど、
ネイティヴじゃない人にそこまで求める物かな?と
思っただけ。
>it's unnatural to talk formally to your Japanese gf/bf,
なるほどね、そういう日本語を勉強する場所なんだね。納得しました。

About the Japanese who appear on the movie interview, the 2nd person himself has accent and the 3rd girl speaks Japanese too slow to sound strange.
I think their Japanese are wrong.