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is queensland the australian version of the northern powerhouse?

Nah, pretty sure Queensland exists

no Queensland is relatively wealthy

I posted this pic a few days back lol

then why do they talk so ugly?

is northern England like the American south?

queensland is like the texas of australia desu

>image.jpg

hmm, nothing to be proud of

Is the northern powerhouse like the southern shithouse?

Think like texas

all Aussies basically have the same accent except for south Australians who pronounce words like france, plant and dance like poms.

built like a shit brickhouse

Think Western Australia is more like that 2bh, they love to go on about how they're fueling the economy and shit but they are and always have been, aside from a few VERY short years, a net drain on the economy being propped up by the eastern states. Bunch of bogans as well

yes, they were both named on opposite day

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waheyy

ah i see

lot of mining runts there or is it further inland?

i met a southern aussie who sounded a lot more like a brit

yeah they do because runts from Adelaide are basically poms

the EXACT same process is under way in the United States leading up to their election as occurred in the lead up to our Brexit vote

smug over-confident lefties scoffing and thinking nobody would be stupid enough to ACHUALY vote leave / vote for Trump

bracing myself for the morning after the election when Trump wins...how will the media and the population react?

ah yes

Louis C.K. walks on stage
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
*applause*
"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect.
"KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

Behind Western Australia I think they're the second biggest mining state. Also Brisbane is a pretty respectable city, because it's sub-tropical it also has some services you can't find elsewhere in aus.

saved this into a text document to read later, thanks for posting x

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have nt seen trainspotting one
will not watch trainspotting two

Going to screencap this and post it on Nov. 8 when Trump loses

imagine living here

absolutely screeching

Really makes you think

horrible, just horrible

>or Canadian

Please read aloud these words pastebin DOT com SLASH KMPmqaJr I want to repeat the correct pronunciation.

>it also has some services you can't find elsewhere in aus

howling

what did he mean by this?

got some hot chips and scallops for din din lads

does australia have cute mixed girls or is it mostly ugly runts?

>scallops

they're potato cakes you fucking absolute runter. I bet you're from NSW aren't you? There is no fish in a potato cake you dumb cunt.

You're asking too many questions
Hope you're aware that we're currently full

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fruck off we furr lound eye

>lefties

uh huh

just pissed in a bottle

desu it's a very small part of the economy, but landscape design and related services do well there. There's some promotion for Brisbane like the sub-tropical capital of the world or something, as it's not a shithole like most third world hot cities, and leads in certain urban planning examples.

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

every state that isn't Victoria is absolutely mental

t. Cuck
They're (potato) scallops hun, get with the times x

daily reminder to drink more water

fuckin lefties are gonna block Brexit lads

Don't forget, we're controlled by globalists

they're fucking scallops you tectonic halfcaste

Pregnant girl at work's arse is getting massive, like stupidly big and it's distracting.

Bought cheapy By George lobster tails from Coles.
Quite fussible, turns out it's quite hard to fuck up cooking arthropod flesh.

Really sick of how the poppy is being hijacked by Rorkes.

GOV MUST CONSULT PARLIAMENT BEFORE TRIGGERING ARTICLE 50 LOL

>He's proud to live in Victoria

Lol awesome

see runts from within the same state can't even agree on a name

having some clean water

>carstle

thanks for circling and underlining it lad

Lol they thought it would actually happen

Lads

Just got offered a 21k a year job, pretty comfy, often find the time to britpost whilst I'm here and I study from home

I'm 19 and a complete mong, reckon I should move out of my mummy and daddy's house? Quite like the idea of my own flat

Pottery.

How long before they pack it in altogether, admit it was all a mistake?

fugg it's dead now

Potato scallop and scallop mean LITERALLY the same thing you mentally defective runtoid

Cba to rn sorry

Get on a few hours earlier tomorrow and I'll do it

Im not exactly in a state of mind to read this properly or understand this but please explain

>a sausage sandwich

CANNOT FABRICATE

I believe that happened the day after the vote

>I'm 19

fuck off underage

If parliament votes against it then they are voting against the majority of the United Kingdom
That will see UKIP brought into power

brexit = not happening

I also read the Financial Times.

>66928305
New South Wales once again proving itself the only state worth a damn

Ah yes

the globalists are now deciding whether or not Britain will fight globalism

hmm
really makes you reject basic reality

So what are these called in Australia?

See this mongtard

it's called a sausage sizzle, anyone who thinks otherwise should be taken outside and shot in the back of the head like a lame goat

Before this Theresa May said she was going to trigger brexit herself, now there needs to be a parliamentary majority to trigger it, which is highly unlikely as probably 90% of mps are against it

@335
don't tell me you people ACTUALLY say sausage sandwich

these are also scallops
East Coast Australians are quantum

fair enough lad

>UKIP
>relevant

>Brexit
>Supported by the majority

A sausage sizzle is the event you have when you serve a sausage sandwich you spacker

feel like pure shit just want her back

the entire event of cooking the sausages is a sausage sizzle

objectively the individual product is a sausage in bread

A lot of people who voted leave have probably changed their minds by now

Whos this qt

>sausage sandwich
>potato cake

>Brexit
>Supported by the majority
I mean it won the referendum so it literally is

bunnings snag?

I am the magic fortune ball, and shall tall you how Parliament will vote.

If your MP has investments in real estate, they will vote to block Article 50.

If they do not, they will back Article 50.

Heed my warning.

Lel Britain. You can't leave the Union so easily, welcome to Europe again.

realistically how many MPs have the courage to vote against the referendum decision?

>not calling it a sausage sanger

me as well

It's a sausage sandwich
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