Tfw installed stock Marshmallow on an old S4 and now its lightening fast and smooth

>tfw installed stock Marshmallow on an old S4 and now its lightening fast and smooth
How did American freedom improve your day today, Sup Forums?

>American Freedom
>Flashing a non-company firmware
kek you are doing it wrong

eh? I thought Android all that open-source Jazz was an American thing

Why don't you have an S7 Edge like the other terrorists? How are you gonna film your atrocities in HD quality to share them with the world?

2/10 would not accept you as warlord

>samsung
I don't need explosives I already have C4 and grenades in my militia

Isn't that the one that bursts into flames?

if it was up to them there would never be open source things

>tfw your phone runs android gingerbread
who /poorfag/ here?

American phones lock out open source shit

kek
Nice counter.

How's your depression going lad? Should be better now that the weather gets cooler I hope.

Now I understand where your coming from, I bought a Verizon M8 a few days ago, already broke the SIM-Lock and I am working on getting an unlocked bootloader now

It gets better knowing I have nice friends like being concerned about it, how are YOU doing bro?

Just buy used phones like me and flash a nice ROM

>gingerbread
Jesus were you recently released from Papua New Guinea

Pretty good. I love fall because it's comfy during the day and cold during the night. I sleep much better when I'm wrapped in 2 or 3 blankets :3

I can feel the oomph and warmness of the blanket right now

*crawls into sheets and spoons you*

>Now I understand where your coming from, I bought a Verizon M8 a few days ago, already broke the SIM-Lock and I am working on getting an unlocked bootloader now
>I have no idea what the fuck this means because I'm a technological illiterate
*nods*
Hmm, yes, I see

No I got it for my birthday several years ago and haven't been able to get a new one.
Thing has more RAM than internal storage.

I hope this is a roundabout way to troll burgers.
Consumer rights are more of a EU thing.

I know you're a smart guy, and it honestly takes a monkey to flash ROMs

Basically I switched it from using only Verizon SIMs to being able to use any SIM cards, pity I can't use the mobile hotspot

Why m8? Why this level of poverty? I feel compelled to mail you the S4 but it Fedex would cost as much as the device itself

I love burgers, just ate a fishy one right now

That's hot bby

(no homo)

>actually wanting to use touchjizz

CM is much better than bloated stock ROMs.

*leaves you for Calais and England without saying Goodbye*

*calls the French police to burn down your hovel*
Pssh... nothin personnel, kid

I mean, I could get a newer phone, but this one does most things I want and getting a newer one means I'd have no money to spend on anything else.

It can send/receive messages and calls, and shitpost on Sup Forums (I'm actually using it atm whilst in bed)

*backflips across the English channel*
BANKAI
"senbonzakura kagelorry*

M8 this is the most distressing case of poverty I've seen in 2016, we need to bring you to at least 2013 (M7/S4/MX/N5)

I am literally on my 8th phone this year, because I am addicted to bargain-hunting and flashing ROMS, the experience is so much better if you get a 2013+ phone

Which phone do you have?

It's alright for now.
I have a PC that I use every day though.

Samsung Galaxy GT-S5830

Tell me its running a 2XXX+ Intel CPU and a 960+ gpu

>Samsung Galaxy GT-S5830

That phone is absolute pain m8, how do you even have patience for the screen and the lag?

Don't know

Hey I've at least rooted it.

mfw i have an iphone 5 that i got for free

Swap it for a proper phone, a customizable droid

Walled Garden approach is for Girls and Sissies

no fuck u i like it
its a simple phone for a simple person like me

My brother has an S3
I've used it and I feel mine is comfier

Also solid as hell. I've had this for 5 years, dropped it on concrete and it has one small scratch on it.

>tfw the S3 got CM14 or Nougat before the S4
;_;

That sounds awful. At least the old S2 I had to use for a week or so had CM13. Can't you buy something released in at least 2012?

Probably, but do I really need it? This does most things I need it to.